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January 6, 2017, 1:00 PM EST Ladies and gentlemen, as Speaker of the House of Representatives, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the President of the Senate, the Honorable Joseph R. Biden. ...

https://www.imao.us/2016/11/counting-the-votes/

You said I would win! You said you had a soul. 1

https://www.imao.us/2016/11/promises-part-2/

You wanted to see me? Sit down! Is something wrong? “Is something wrong?” Yes something’s wrong. I’m running against Donald Trump — DONALD F#@%$#% TRUMP — and the polls are tightening...

https://www.imao.us/2016/11/promises/

You’ve heard it paraphrased many ways, but the original quote of H. L. Mencken addresses elections specifically: No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for y...

https://www.imao.us/2012/11/h-l-mencken-was-right/

Last night, I asked about the conflict I had regarding one particular local race. The Republican is a jackass, and the Democrat is a Democrat. Neither option was a good one. And, I didn’t want ...

https://www.imao.us/2012/11/a-vote-for-the-goat/

It’s late — well, it’s late in the Eastern Time Zone — and I’ve still got a hard decision to make tomorrow. Tuesday is less than two hours away as I write this, and I’m trying to deci...

https://www.imao.us/2012/11/voting-democrat/

According to reports, the Democrat Party has agreed to phone voting. Text voting, actually. The Initiative to Develop 10 Technologies includes voting by phone as one of the 10 technologies covere...

https://www.imao.us/2012/11/initiative-to-develop-10-technologies/

Sunday night, the president flew to Florida for a Monday campaign appearance. Then, he flew back to Washington and Bill Clinton took his place at the campaign event. The question that some asked ...

https://www.imao.us/2012/10/job-training/

Bush! Bush, Bush bo Bush, banana fanna fo Bush Fee fi mo Bush, Bush! Come on everybody! I say now let’s play a game I betcha I can make a blame out of anybody’s name. The first four years, I ...

https://www.imao.us/2012/10/top-of-the-charts/

Remember all the talk about the NPVIC? You know, the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact? Sure you do. A bunch of dumbass states have signed on to this thing. Here’s what it does: in the s...

https://www.imao.us/2012/10/hey-blue-states-hurry-up-and-pass-the-npvic-before-november-6/

According to published report, the air in New York City is full of rubber, dead skin cells, and rust. There’s only one thing that would cause all three of these items to appear with abundance: ...

https://www.imao.us/2012/10/the-new-demographic/

Did something last night I haven’t done in a long, long time. I watched a presidential debate. Okay, they haven’t had one in four years, but still. I really didn’t plan on watching. I made ...

https://www.imao.us/2012/10/yippee-kay-yay-obama-voter/

Mr. Romney, have you no shame? How dare you point out the incompetence and failed leadership of former foreign aid student Barack Obama? What’s next? Are you going to say that just because he s...

https://www.imao.us/2012/09/have-you-no-shame-mr-romney/

You gotta wonder what Obama’s to-do list — his real one, not that silly list of campaign promises — looks like. If his campaign promises such as changing the tone in Washington were truly t...

https://www.imao.us/2012/09/obamas-to-do-list/

Some of the things we encounter, when we sit and think about them, are kinda like miracles. Your reading this, for example. Some guy from Georgia is typing on a nonexistent keyboard on a device t...

https://www.imao.us/2012/09/miracles/

Sam was bleeding. He was a tough man, having survived many scrapes over the years. He had faced some internal demons, too, but came away from that stronger than ever. This time, though, things di...

https://www.imao.us/2012/08/matthew-1115/

You seen the Amazon Election Heat Map? Now, that link is to a live heat map, so it could change. But, here’s what it looks like as of this writing: What people that can read are reading Tip: Mo...

https://www.imao.us/2012/08/if-only-literate-people-decided-the-election/

Reboots are all the rage. There was the Star Trek movie. They’re planning more. Oh, and CBS has a new version of Hawaii Five-0, which has had two seasons so far with more to come. Former CBS sh...

https://www.imao.us/2012/08/reboot/

Actually, I didn’t get to ask Herman Cain any of the questions you asked. I lost my chance with the breakfast malfunction. And, when his talk to the breakfast group ran long, the staff cut the ...

https://www.imao.us/2011/05/herman-cain-answers-imao-reader-questions/

Wife and I had the opportunity to travel to Atlanta for yesterday’s Herman Cain announcement. We attended the private breakfast beforehand, and had the chance to get close to the candidate. Wel...

https://www.imao.us/2011/05/meeting-herman-cain/

Saturday morning, me and a few thousand other close personal friends will be at the Herman Cain campaign announcement in Atlanta. I’ll also be at the reception for breakfast beforehand. I don�...

https://www.imao.us/2011/05/ask-a-candidate/

“We won last night” “We’re now in full control of the situation“

https://www.imao.us/2009/11/sound-familiar/

Since everyone under the sun, it seems, is predicting the election outcome and its fallout I am compelled to do the same. Daring anyone to prove me wrong….. I predict that: Our new President-el...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/presidential-election-prediction-talk/