Claire Downs Has Something to Say

Summer of ‘93. Fucks given: 0

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“ “I’m not sure what sees in this first novel unless it is a kind of youthful American female brashness. But there certainly isn’t enough genuine talent for us to take notice.” When...

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“ 17% of cardiac surgeons are women, 17% of tenured professors are women. It just goes on and on. And isn’t that strange that that’s also the percentage of women in crowd scenes in movies?...

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Tonight! Spanking this show at 6:30, UCB Chelsea! 

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Hey guys! I wrote this silly video. Mike Antonucci and Brandon Gulya direct! 

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Hey! I’m Claire Downs. I’m a comedian and writer. I write for Maude Night at UCB NY with the team Bellevue. I also write for the sketch team Golden Baby. Like TV’s Family Matters and Betty Ford, I grew up in Chicago. But now I live in Brooklyn. I have really juicy story, but if it’s about me, it’s sad.

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Will Hines is very smart. He is good on The Stepfathers. I like watching him do improv.

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Shows this week:  Bartending tonight at UCB EAST (Yeah, it’s a show)  FRIDAY: ADVANCED STUDY HAROLD SHOW: 5pm-6pm at UCB EAST SATURDAY: LATE NIGHT TRASH - Midnight UCB Chelsea SUNDAY:...

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“A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she’s in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt. Then, Hillary Clinton.

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clairedownshassomethingtosay : > These are real quotes folded into The First Ladies Project. Hillary > Clinton would talk to Eleanor Roosevelt’s ghost in times of > trou...

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This is not a tumblr post about how in one week, I had a breakup, lost a callback, went nearly broke and got told I had to move out of my apartment next week by a landlord who lied to me. Becau...

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this is great

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Here’s a video I wrote for Bellevue this month. It’s just some pickles whatever.

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I Genuinely Enjoy Science: Now That's What I Call the Soundtrack to Bellevue's Fourth Show : natecartoons : > thrillcox > : >  >  >>  drujohnston >>  : >>   >>   >>>   The pas...

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drujohnston : > DREXEL UNIVERSITY  >  > For this month’s Bellevue show myself, Mike Antonucci and Laura > Willcox got together and recorded a bunch of silly shit for�...

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Hey! I’m Claire Downs. I’m a comedian and writer. I write for Maude Night at UCB NY with the team Bellevue. I also write for the sketch team Golden Baby. Like TV’s Family Matters and Betty Ford, I grew up in Chicago. But now I live in Brooklyn. I have really juicy story, but if it’s about me, it’s sad.

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Hey I wrote this for Bellevue last month. What a team!

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the writing on this show

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Come Come! Poster by NOOOOCH

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TONIGHT!

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