TANNER BLOG

After months of frustrating legal setbacks, the kids finally started shooting their “Hoop Dreams” reboot today. #marriedtothegame #slamdunk #pizza #vhs #perrytheplatypus #nike #step2 #purllam...

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> View this post on Instagram  >  > A post shared by Tanner Almon (@instannergram) >  She was doing it until she wasn’t. WTF training wheels?! You had one job. #brokenbike #brok...

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Edward Christmashands | The Complete Boxed Set 🙌🎅🏻🙌🎄🙌🎁🙌⛄️ If I die today, or anytime really, I’m proud and honored that this is what my kids will have to remembe...

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Starter Jacket: $575 Starter Hat: $205 Nerf Turbo: $1200 Nike “Bo Jackson” Trainers: $750 ‘89 Upper Deck Griffey: $1,025 Spider-Man Issue 1: $425 L.L. Bean Monogrammed Backpack: $...

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What if I told you that a pullover jacket could take you from zero to hero? Meet Lance Michael Keaton. In 1990 he was the coolest kid in middle school. Shot on real VHS tape with a real VHS camer...

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STOP MOTION PAPER HEDGEHOG SLAPPIN’ DA BASS Here’s a pretty fun “paper cut out” animation I made at Exit10 with the best paper cutter since Edward Scissorhands, Michelle G !  Click ...

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“The Burbs”, 1989.

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Back at it with the JFK Blown Away. #dance #dancemoves #billyjoel #princess #80s #basement #sillouette

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> View this post on Instagram  >  > A post shared by Tanner Almon (@instannergram) >  Princess Mismatch takin’ it to the streets with her #Bose wireless. #billyjoel #wedidntstar...

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This one’s for all the #haters man. Who needs #squadgoals when you got #squidgoals🐙🐙🐙 #peopleofparkville #parkvillians #cephalopod #sunglasses #takeaknee

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> View this post on Instagram  >  > A post shared by Tanner Almon (@instannergram) >  Half #butterfly, half #squid, she’s a #buttersquid. #naturalhistorymuseum #hat #mutant #bed...

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EMI SINGS “HEY JUDE” ON HER TINY PLANET If you look closely you can see me and Vicki “directing” from the steps of our back porch.

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EMI IMPERSONATES VICKI Everything she says is true. Basically.

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EMI IMPERSONATES MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY Matthew probably wouldn’t like this, but I think he’d respect it.

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TUNNEL OF SADNESS So suddenly Super Emi started running into the (probably hepatitis infested) waters, so I lost track of what I was doing and smacked my head on the damn concrete ceiling. I so...

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RICE CAKE SURVIVAL GUIDE Just a 360° panoramic shot of me and my lawyer practicing our survival skills in the woods. We did NOT bring the rice cakes with us from civilization. My lawyer found ...

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THINGS JUST GOT HEAVY Life just kicked this poor kid right in the feels. She’ll get her glorious revenge tomorrow, but for now she’s just gonna light some stuff on fire and watch it burn.

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THE SCREAMING CUP She collects all of her daughter’s screams in this cup. Just before the sun goes down she pours all of the screams from the cup into the gnarled holes found in the dead oak ...

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MARCH SADNESS Poor kid collapsed after hearing that her loser dad had placed dead last in his office March Madness pool. One day she’ll hopefully respect his decision to fill his bracket base...

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HER OPPORUNITY Moments later he threw out his back and dropped his beer. He immediately sent the little one (pink hat) on an unsupervised mission to the cooler. This was her chance to finally e...

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