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/u/Ungrateful-Ninja on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This feels like a Breaking Bad episode plot. Show starts with a woman complaining at her local grocery store about finding bullet in her corn, show ends with Walter White dodging a bullet in a co...
/u/Mushim on My friend found a bullet in her corn
In the farmer's defense the corn was heading right for him
/u/metafnord on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Allahu Snackbar!
/u/ZappyKins on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Clearly shot by another ear. We NEED TO STOP Corn on Corn violence NOW!
/u/goatcoat on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You're like a mathier Unidan. I like you.
/u/OCD_downvoter on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Guess it was time for her to bite the bullet.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
ACTUALLY it is significant! It provides for a more exact measurement. .0000000000000005 indicates that there could be numbers after the 5 that were simply left out or the number was rounded, or t...
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Plot twist: Monsanto patents new bullet-growing corn. Murica!
/u/scienceisanart on My friend found a bullet in her corn
How do we know the bullet wasn't just.... PLANTED there? Eh? Eh?
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Most likely a victim of the Cartel Wars down in Mexico. Los Zetas have a long-standing rivalry with Los Maizes.
/u/cornfrontation on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Is it finally my time to shine?
/u/wetbike on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Bullet passed through intended target, killing bird, lodged in ear, discovered by vegan corn eater.
/u/madlogic on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I found a bullet in my poop. Mystery solved.
/u/Fortune_Cat on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Shoot into an acre of corn...you're bound to hit something
/u/StaticTransit on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It's like they say, two significant figures is better than one!
/u/biggw0rm on My friend found a bullet in her corn
She's to busy kissing and playing with penises to be referenced.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The zero after the 5 is an insignificant figure! -Flaven
/u/solar_compost on My friend found a bullet in her corn
There was corn growing in the field behind my house last year and I would shoot .357 and .38 into a berm nearby. It's definitely possible that some rounds went into the field, though not on purpo...
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Havnt heard anyone reference that in a while
/u/HittingSmoke on My friend found a bullet in her corn
FISTICUFFS! FISTICUFFS!
/u/Z0di on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Sith place? Does this mean I can use the force?
/u/MaGomez7 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
they call me mr treat your nose
/u/PaperStreetSoapQuote on My friend found a bullet in her corn
How's that working out for you?
/u/_DOA_ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Dude, just get Jenny to give you .50 and y'all can donate a dollar together. Everybody wins.
/u/patadrag on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It's a cornspiracy!
/u/ChimpMobile on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You asshole. Do you even realize how huge of a dent refusing to donate $0.50 will cause to his earnings?!?! That's like .00000000000000050%!!!!
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Monster Hunter for me?
/u/nsfwwatcher1012 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
/r/trypophobia
/u/Teqnique_757 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Did she... Bite the bullet?
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
#EarsUpDon'tShoot?
/u/SergeiMosin on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Gun owner/collector here, I'm guessing the farmer was probably doing pest control, likely shooting birds, from the shape of the bullet and the lack of penetration, (a .22lr would easily penetrate...
/u/TheGangstaTheKilla on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I came here to say that. Did a Ctrl + F. Thanks for sharing that with me. We may be different people, but we shared that same thought. I think i love you. bye.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I did Nazi that coming.
/u/benretan on My friend found a bullet in her corn
checks user creation date Yup, checks out.
/u/Themosthumble on My friend found a bullet in her corn
can I have a tax receipt?
/u/Sobriety_Sucks on My friend found a bullet in her corn
bit more than miidlyinteresting id say r/interestingasfuck
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Fucking Magnitude.
/u/CanIEven on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Someone had to say it, thank you
/u/operacarmen on My friend found a bullet in her corn
full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlZRnpyZjBE
/u/zack_the_man on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Maybe I won't donate $0.50 to your fund if you're gonna speak to me like that!
/u/baltimoretom on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I like that better.
/u/MedicalDemoman on My friend found a bullet in her corn
$1 to look at the pile and $10 to add to the pile.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Well bullets and corn are both powered by potassium nitrate so maybe there's some good jokes in that.
/u/eatshit311 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Whats the difference between a disgruntled corn husker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? ...One shucks between fits.
/u/GoldQualityGuy on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Then you get an exclusive WORLD'S BIGGEST PILE OF CASH screensaver! You also get my eternal gratitude! Fucking cheapskate!
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Something something something half life 3 something something.
/u/Mayoradamwezt on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Looks like Kevlar has met its fucking match.
/u/kniferson on My friend found a bullet in her corn
i only wank alone
/u/tensaiteki19 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You beat the system. :O
/u/Reeftank_Noob on My friend found a bullet in her corn
http://m.imgur.com/4QwGfG4
/u/fsdjrrjsj on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Never heard any of these before, but I like "Idiots Out Wandering About" because it ryhmes
/u/zack_the_man on My friend found a bullet in her corn
What if I only donate $0.50?
/u/PM_ME_YOUR_CASH on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Now there's a cause I could get behind!
/u/skinny_teen on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This is one of the most American pictures ever.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
But then the outer husk would be ripped. Bullets don't magically teleport into corn.
/u/skinny_teen on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Your pun was croppy.
/u/skinny_teen on My friend found a bullet in her corn
/r/shittyaskscience
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
He was a corn of action
/u/UnknownBinary on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It's either that or wait for the corn to come for you and everyone you love. EDIT: Grammar is important.
/u/Altibadass on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You and the top commenter should trade 'its/it's's.
/u/jatorres on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Sure elote bad puns in this thread.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Some dank memes you got there.
/u/samuelstan on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Now that you're gilded I'm sure you're smiling from ear to ear.
/u/myprxmp on My friend found a bullet in her corn
So you can find any reference in infinite tv?
/u/KimJongIlSunglasses on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Sssh husk, you.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Did she bite the bullet ?
/u/ARGUMENTUM_EX_CULO on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That's enough corny jokes.
/u/myprxmp on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Can cornfirm
/u/Ajinho on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Shot through the husk and you're to blame, you give maize a bad name.
/u/leavemealonelife on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Username checks out
/u/Wrong_Swordfish on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This is the most concise picture of America I have ever seen.
/u/codesign on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Shhhh I think it's doing new math, that's one of the ones we have to give a ribbon to no matter what. It was a nice try kid, you came in Cth place.
/u/devilwarriors on My friend found a bullet in her corn
what caliber was that?
/u/GoldQualityGuy on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Please support my kickstarter to create THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PILE OF CASH and you'll recieve 1 whole dollar from the pile!
/u/Skittlesfart on My friend found a bullet in her corn
> corniest pun
/u/gadgetboyj on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This is why I come to reddit.
/u/skProSam on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Shot right in the cornorary
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
> Please, won't you think of the children ofthecorn No thank you. That movie was creepy
/u/scstraus on My friend found a bullet in her corn
conflict corn?
/u/Kichigai on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You know why geese fly upside down over Iowa? Because Iowa's not worth giving a shit.
/u/jables122 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Jimmy capped corn, and I don't care.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Corn can't melt steel beams though
/u/striapach on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This comment has been overwritten by a script as I have abandoned my Reddit account and moved to voat.co . If you would like to do the same, install TamperMonkey for Chrome, or GreaseMonkey f...
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Well how else was the farmer gonna catch it?
/u/alienelement on My friend found a bullet in her corn
How many times I got to tell this kid chicken wings?
/u/A_Typical_Noob on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Truly a-maize-ing.
/u/farmthis on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Lead and copper are great pesticides. support my kickstarter Slugs4Slugs, and I'll go shoot all the corn.
/u/TheGmork on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That's a corn bullet. It's a natural occurrence. Just eat around it
/u/Randoman96 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.
/u/no_4 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
48. Definitely, definitely 48.
/u/QuixoticFiction on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Everyone's trying to find the corniest pun and the actual interestingness of this is being underplayed. :(
/u/alfa-joe on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Looks like a 9mm...a little too big for a .22.
/u/Laaayycock22 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Cornfirmed* FTFY
/u/Ozzsanity on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Without them hunting corn, corn would get out of control.
/u/PoorGuyJack on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Please, stop with these corny jokes!
/u/SelfReconstruct on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The original bullet speed is irrelevant. http://i.imgur.com/PN9Z5lM.gifv Hit enough things and it will slow down.
/u/repTEAlia on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Was the corn field owned by Arnold Schwarzenegger? I thought he only served bullets on pizza.
/u/pukesickle on My friend found a bullet in her corn
r/interestingasfuck
/u/bodaciousfaces on My friend found a bullet in her corn
THE PUNS IN THIS THREAD, DUKE, THE PUNS!!!!!
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
She must've been within earshot.
/u/Geronimo25 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
But one of us is DEAD CORN!!
/u/ReverendDizzle on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That could well be. It's also possible they clipped the object they were shooting at and that absorbed a good portion of the energy too.
/u/willbradley on My friend found a bullet in her corn
4+8=12 8+1=9 12-1=11 48th ear of corn = 9/11 Illuminati corn confirmed
/u/StacySwanson on My friend found a bullet in her corn
prime of it is life? What?
/u/PussyWhistle on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Come on, dad.
/u/AOSParanoid on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It could have gone through something else before it lodged in the corn. They won't necessarily deform, unless its a pretty solid object or a hollow point bullet. This looks like a full metal jack...
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Very specific... I'm watching you /u/no_4 .
/u/rman18 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
What'd they say? I'm all ears.
/u/Hipstermankey on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The taste of freedom
/u/suckitphil on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Nah, the tapering is off. Also small corn kernels range around a quarter of an inch and this looks larger than that. I'd probably say a 9mm.
/u/iTotzke on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I thought this was an octopus arm...
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
My initial thought was that someone was aiming for a squirrel or a crow and missed, the arch slowed the bullet enough to lodge it in the corn
/u/ReverendDizzle on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Like all objects in motion a bullet will eventually lose momentum. Given the sheer expanse of most corn fields it's perfectly reasonable that the bullet had slowed enough that it had enough energ...
/u/no_4 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Maybe the first 47 ears of corn slowed it sufficiently to get stuck in the 48th.
/u/PHPH on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That particular piece of corn may not have been the intended target. Maybe it went through something else and got lodged in because it'd been slowed or something
/u/sleepstoneprincess on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Just blame it on the cobs.
/u/Abcmsaj on My friend found a bullet in her corn
http://i.imgur.com/ZyIQOEc.gif
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That would make sense, still one helluva shot though
/u/SikhTheShocker on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Maybe, but it could have also lost enough velocity by hitting other corn stalks that this was the one that finally stopped it.
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I was thinking that, but the bullet would have to be traveling pretty slows to lodge in the corn right?
/u/Dustin- on My friend found a bullet in her corn
My thinking is that the bullet went through several ears before finally lodging in the last one. ...that looks really bad out of context.
/u/Campbellsoupcan on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Two pops now Jiffys dead.
/u/12thsonofthelama on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Can confirm. Others have corncoberated that series of events.
/u/Wine_Mixer on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I'm trying to think of another one, but im stalk
/u/TenBeers on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Please, won't you think of the children ofthecorn
/u/PolochKid on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Looks like a .22 head. Probably happened when the corn was young and soft seeing as it didn't mushroom. I've never done it, but if I were on a cornfield with a gun the corn would definitely be a ...
/u/Dolurn on My friend found a bullet in her corn
#cornlivesmatter
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That really shucks
/u/baltimoretom on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It's stupid: Idiots Out Walking Around
/u/tradras on My friend found a bullet in her corn
We're both corn of action.
/u/wormspeaker on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Insult away. I've only visited.
/u/Derpspam on My friend found a bullet in her corn
One of them was dead corn.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Most likely self defense. Corn becomes extremely aggressive during its mating season, this person was lucky they were armed when the corn attacked.
/u/beatles910 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It was self defense. The corn was stalking him.
/u/beatles910 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Shucks, that would hurt.
/u/baltimoretom on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Someone once told me Iowa is an acronym but I'm not rude enough to insult you.
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
ITT reddit's only two corn puns
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This is the best it's going to get folks! Pack it up
/u/Tcloud on My friend found a bullet in her corn
There's a kernel of truth in what you said.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This is why we need the pesticides! Otherwise slugs will just eat more and more of the crops...its science.
/u/jaggazz on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That is a .22 round for sure. A normal .22 LR would rip right through a corn cob at a normal distance of say less than 100 yards. It can go through small trees if close enough. So either the pers...
/u/prybot on My friend found a bullet in her corn
This isn't funny. Someone got shot in the ear.
/u/codblopsII on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The hunter finds himself faced by the deadliest predator in the field. The ear of corn. Knowing the corn can move faster than a greyhound and is more hive minded, he knows he must dispatch the ag...
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Nah, squirrels and crows eating your corn is pretty common. For a bullet to make it from a gun to my dinner table, by accident and never having touched the ground, is pretty uncommon
/u/wormspeaker on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Not much else to do in Iowa.
/u/baltimoretom on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I bet that's actually pretty common. I would imagine people shoot guns often near corn fields.
/u/MrRabbit on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Yours had a bit more pop though.
/u/Delois2 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Reminds me of this MH4U gunlance...
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
A coupe rips on the inner husk but the outer ones were clean, you can see a little of the bullet destruction path. Must have lodged itself in when the plant was young?
/u/sirstayoffthelawn on My friend found a bullet in her corn
These puns are just corny
/u/GhostOfWhatsIAName on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Who put that bulletin?
/u/Hopopoto on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I mean, I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this before. You ever been to Nebraska? Lots of corn and lots of free time. Not really that much to shoot at except rabbits in the cornfields. So.....
/u/JSnake1024 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Was there a hole in the husk?
/u/setsomethingablaze on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Clearly the work of a cereal killer.
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Well it was in season at least, gotta thin the heard somehow
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I'm still trying to piece together if it was a slow moving bullet that lodged itself in the ear or it grew around the spent projectile
/u/bodhisattv on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Sorry, kernel got fired. Didn't have enough caliber.
/u/ThePeoplesBard on My friend found a bullet in her corn
It heard a pop pop, and it was all over.
/u/naes41091 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Right to the ear!
/u/tikifire86 on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Did she bite it?
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
Nah, that's just how we fortify corn now with copper.
/u/ on My friend found a bullet in her corn
I hope she didn't bite the bullet. ...get it?
/u/AuspiciousReindeer on My friend found a bullet in her corn
You'll have to take that up with the kernel, soldier. Edit: Thanks, /u/katatonos !
/u/RedBeardedWhiskey on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That shit doesn't hunt itself, you know.
/u/theweeve on My friend found a bullet in her corn
The Jolly Green a Giant took a head shot.
/u/Concani on My friend found a bullet in her corn
That's awesome, I want a corn bullet
