I’ve Got An Itch That Needs Scratchin…
……………………………………………………… I love
a woman that can change her own flat tire… Yesterday I had a flat
tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the
road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2
cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car
facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe!
They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tire, and to my
surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic started backing up.. Everybody was tooting their horns
and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled
up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I
could tell he was not a happy camper! “What’s going on here?”
“My car has a flat tire,” I said calmly. “Well, what the hell
are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?” I
couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,
“Hello-O-O-O-O-O, those are my emergency flashers!”
………………………………………………………. I am
a slightly over half a century old, straight male from the mountains
of Colorado. Send Me Pictures of Scantily Clad or Naked Girls in, on
or near Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Boats, Horses, Motorcycles,
Bicycles etc. Or any other mode of transportation you can think of.
**18+ please. If you’re under 18 please don’t follow. **I don’t
own any of these photos - credit is always given when due unless it is
unknown to me. If I post your images without your permission, please
tell me.
