Arts and Farts

I can’t stop crying. I’m in a spiral of absolute despair and i’ll be here for a long time. The stages of grief are presented as linear; but i went to acceptance immediately. I went to acc...

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Today was just a sweaty garbage pile of wasteland feelings and shame, but atleast this dude friended me on FB

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When your mom is super supportive

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My office for the night #sfsketchfest2016

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mydrunkkitchen : > openlysinning :  >  >>  electricsed :  >>   >>>   becausebirds : >>>    >>>    >>>>    Yawning pelican. ] >>>    >>>   that’s so unnecessa...

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Martha likes to meet the lil dogs and puppies at the park specifically. They sniff and wag their tails. They stare and assume the classic play posture. Then, Martha smacks em in the fuckin face...

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joncarling : > when I close my eyes

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BERNIE SANDERS BENEFIT! PORTLAND’S BEST COMEDIANS + MUSICIANS! TICKETS ARE GOING FAST! SPREAD THE WORD AND #feelthebern #fuckrepublicans #thisiswhatdemocracylookslike #portland #standup

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This is really gonna fuck with those pesky commenters!

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Hi I found a way to turn my toxic feelings into art and it helped! I thought of making the comic two parts, that would conclude with me shoving the phone in my pussy but drawing that was a littl...

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Hi I found a way to turn my toxic feelings into art and it helped! I thought of making the comic two parts, that would conclude with me shoving the phone in my pussy but drawing that was a littl...

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Whale Calls

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I’m gonna talk about feminism, body images and how it relates to stand-up, but like, in a FUN way. I have been trying to write this in my head and have written/deleted entire paragraphs and l...

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I am not yet a fantastic comedian. There’s lots of stuff I have to work on before I can reach any level of success, and it’s honestly most likely never gonna happen. I listen to my sets and ...

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nickcaveyaoi : > imagine being pen pals with a bear  >  > “TODAY I CAUGHT A SALMON N I ATE IT. IT GOOD. A BEE STUNG ME. MADE > ME SAD. HOW ARE YOU.”

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andiemain : > Bird & Whale… I donated this to Curious Comedy Theater for their > most recent fundraiser. It’s based on the Tom Waits song Fish & > Bird and is on...

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andiemain : > The Cutest Sin, donated to Curious Comedy Theater at their Spring > Gala I’m reblogging my favorite paintings, not only for vanity but also for easy reference in re...

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andiemain : > Professor Blastoff piece for episode titled Love I’m reblogging my favorite paintings, not only for vanity but also for easy reference in regards to a project I’m work...

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andiemain : > Professor Blastoff piece for episode titled Existentialism I’m reblogging my favorite paintings, not only for vanity but also for easy reference in regards to a project ...

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andiemain : > Whale’s Watching I’m reblogging my favorite paintings, not only for vanity but also for easy reference in regards to a project I’m working on. Please enjoy.

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