Hey custom edition textbooks - GFY!
College = Preschool, because naps, mom-missing and general cluelessness.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #78: College isn’t too different from preschool. > Lots of naps, you miss your mom, and you have no idea what is > happening.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #38: I’ve got 99 problems and school is 100 of them. > The other -1 is the temperature outside.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #36: School is stressing me out. Grades are stressing > me out. Anxiety is stressing me out. My stress is stressing me out.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #30: That moment when you aren’t checking blackboard > or your bank account because you already know grades and money are > both too low...
It’s called fall because…
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #25: I really really really really really > really really really really don’t want to study.
Hack the Header!
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #24: I’m horrible at math but I understand that my > laundry basket fills up at a higher rate than my bank account.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #16: I am pretty sure my wallet is crying.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #20: I like to study. And by study, I meant take naps. > I like to take naps.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #18: One minute your life is together. The next minute > you’re questioning all of your life choices.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #17: Ok, time to do some homework. 60 minutes later: > Ok, time to do some homework.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #15: That moment when you wake up and your bed feels > so warm and nice, but you know you should go to class, but the bed > feels so�...
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #14: College is a place where you learn to manage > work, sleep, money, health, laundry, grades and social life. Very > poorly.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #13: Why do bad grades happen to good people?
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #12: Don’t check grades. Don’t check bank. Pretend > everything is okay.
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #11: FAFSA says, “I see your parents had a yard > sale… $0 for you.”
collegehurts : > #CollegeHurts #9: The first five days before and after the weekend > are the worst.