little child o' th' western wild

at first glance I thought it said “Money Twinks”

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jturn : > sell it bob

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love how lady nips are specifically forbidden but anuses aren’t even mentioned

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who even gets to decide which nipples are “female-presenting" anyway?

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ok but just because a site is called “hairy and raw” doesn’t mean you have to wear the world’s worst toupee

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open-world RPG games hold a mirror up to real life for someone as ADHD as I am, in that I accept new quests at like ten times the rate that I complete them

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youremybrandnewday : > eva-420 > : >  >  >>  eva-420 >>  : >>   >>   >>>   bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really >>>   slow so i accidental...

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zauxie : > Cats👏love👏to👏nibble👏sweet👏oats👏

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starwarsgenerator : > fellas, is it gay to construct a new lightsaber???

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“Dude that’s some ice cold tea you’re servin’ up today.”

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I always procrastinate for ages on filling my adderall scrip and then within less than an hour of actually taking it I’m like, holy crap I can actually like, do things

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bottomscottryder : > How many shoplifting ppl on tumblr are lying abt what they stole where are the receipts?

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ultimately asking what causes werewolves to shift is like asking what causes holidays or sports

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pixar didn’t even make minions

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“Take my hand, friend, and we shall go together…” - Gilgamesh speaks to Enkidu — tablet IV of the standard Akkadian version — translated by Andrew George 

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agentverbivore : > #shows up 15 mins late to the resistance with starbucks >  

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oscarextrada : > FINN AND POE in the teaser for Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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maybe the real final frontier is the gay love we found along the way

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mrpicard : > bluespock > :  >  >>  space ISN’T the final frontier

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I mean, there’s a whole lot more to say than I have any desire to say right now but the bottom line is I’m real tired of watching straight people fuck shit up fictionally or otherwise

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