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Remember the movie A Christmas Story? The main character, Ralphie, wanted “an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which ...

https://www.imao.us/2008/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is/

When the Electors meet in their respective states’ capitals today to formally cast their ballots for president, something historical will occur. But I have a question regarding Barack Obama’s...

https://www.imao.us/2008/12/his-place-in-history/

George Washington looked through his leveling instrument when he heard the sound of hoofs. He looked up, and saw the rider approaching. A small cloud of dust rose, tracing the path the rider was ...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/mr-president/

Did my part today. Cast ballots for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Of course, I did it right. Wore an Obama’08 pin into the polling place. And they let me vote again. And again. Democracy. Ain’...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/i-voted/

Barack Obama’s attack ad on himself: Thanks to: Mary Katharine Ham Tell me again why this guy’s the favorite. Is is because we live in Bizarro World? 1

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/obama-vs-obama/

lolworld “where’s mah bukkit?” asks teh walrus. other walrus sez “oh noes!!1! ur bukkit iz gones” “i will finds it” walrus sez and he goes seekingz teh bukkit “oh hai! haz u seen ...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/the-bucket-saga/

Hugo Chavez is reported to have said that he looks forward to talking with “the black man” in the White House. But, you know what? I bet he didn’t say that. Oh, sure, Klingons speak English...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/el-hombre-negro/

Today, Barack Obama congratulated John McCain on his hard-fought campaign. A picture is worth a thousand words. Tell me again why this guy is leading in the polls? Is it that we’re living in Bi...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/bo-says-fo/

Barack Obama called John McCain, Sarah Palin, and conservatives in general, “selfish” for opposing his plan to take your money and “spread the wealth around” by giving it to others. Some ...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/obama-cares-for-you-as-long-as-youre-not-related-to-him/

Barack Obama’s words about Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s former pastor: Wright was Obama’s pastor for 20 years: Suppose James David Manning had been Barack Obama’s pastor: Hat tip: Pat Dollard...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/obama-in-his-own-words-jeremiah-wright/

Obama defends his relationship with Ayers: Obama and Bill Ayers: Bill Ayers, the terrorist who dedicated a book to “political prisoners’ … like Sirhan Sirhan: Obama knew Ayers. Obama worked...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/obama-in-his-own-words-bill-ayers/

Obama and sex education. Listen carefully to what he says 25 seconds in. Then hear Gov. Romney’s response. Another version. This one, Obama sandwiched around a supporter: Obama says someone sai...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/obama-in-his-own-words-teach-sex-ed-to-kindergarteners/

Latest polls (if you believe them) show Barack Obama winning in many of the largest coal-producing states. Of the top 15 coal-producing states, Obama leads the polls in 6 of them, for a total of ...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/so-tell-me-again-why-obama-is-expected-to-win-in-any-state-that-have-a-large-coal-economy/

Yes, it’s a rerun … of sorts … Inauguration Day 1974 Warren Burger: “Are you ready to take the oath of office, sir?” Gerald Ford: “I am.” Warren Burger: “Then repeat after me. ‘...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/inauguration-day-trouble/

Barack Obama wants a “civilian national security force.” Not the National Guard. Not the Reserves. But a new force. We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the nat...

https://www.imao.us/2008/11/sturmabteilung-or-schutzstaffel/

Barack Obama walked into the room, looking left, then right, then straight ahead. “Over here, sir,” said the security agent. Obama looked nervously to each side again, then proceeded in the d...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/home-stretch/

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) has, for the most part, supported many of the policies of President Bush. Not all the time, but most of the time. The Obama campaign has used this against McCain in the el...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/the-fairness-doctrine/

Hey, I got a great idea for a business model. Here’s the deal… All sales personnel will pool their sales … and all bonuses from goals exceeded … into a common pool. This pool will be divi...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/business-model/

Still undecided? Or perhaps are leaning towards voting for McCain-Palin? This ought to change your mind. Here’s a laundry list of why you should be voting for Barack Obama: Now who can argue wi...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/why-you-should-vote-for-obama/

Ohio has taken the lead in anticipation of the large turnout expected in this year’s presidential election. It’s a one-page announcement from the Ohio Secretary of State, but here’s the sho...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/ohio-announces-modified-voting-schedule/

Barack Obama says he wants his supporters to take the day off work to campaign for him on election day: Can you take next Tuesday off from work, join the final push, and make sure that everyone w...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/obama-says-take-the-day-off-to-campaign-for-him/

I’m not sure what to say about this: Come to think of it, there’s nothing I can add to that. 1

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/obamapalin-08/

“Spread the wealth around.” That’s Barack Obama’s plan. But it’s not a new plan. There are many, many ways to spread the wealth around. From each according to his ability, to each accor...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/spread-the-wealth-around/

During this election season, some of us on the right have asked about Barack Obama, “Just what does a community organizer do?” And we’ve been criticized as “racist” for asking such a th...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/just-look-at-the-community-he-organized/

Hey, I got an idea for a post. “Obama nightmare.” Yeah, that’s the ticket. Excuse me. You can’t say that. Who are you? We’re the Barack Obama Truth Squad. And you can’t refer to a nig...

https://www.imao.us/2008/10/obama-nightmare/