Recently, I read about the experience of one of my wife’s cousins who postulated that when you have children, in order to be able to have at least one pair of scissors in the drawer when you ne...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2011/09/disappearing-stuff-and-secret-ways-of.html
Father's Day, belt lore, and why women wear high heels- Today is Father's Day. What a day. Maybe for some dads it isn't a big deal. But at my house it's a national holiday! My wonderful boys hav...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2011/06/fathers-day-edition.html
A chilly November greetings to you all! Yesterday was a fantastic day. It was a balmy 63 degrees and Parker's last football game. I've included a couple pictures below. One is of him diving just...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/11/updates-and-night-with-mr-manners.html
Greetings Bonehead fans! - that would be both of you. There has been a a lot going on here at the desert oasis and I figure it's time to update the old blog. In soccer news, all four boys are...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/10/batman-crying-meets-underwear-king.html
Greeting Boneheads! As always, it's been too long since I wrote in this and I have no excuses. At least none that fit real well. Life has been great though and everyone is happy, healthy, and nut...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/08/cheaper-by-dozen.html
Greetings fellow Boneheads! A wonderfully warm and woefully waffle-less welcome to you all. The weather has been weird for a while, we've had wind whipping things up for weeks and weeks. Okay ok...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/06/great-missionary-olympics.html
Man I love that title! No better way to start off a post than a healthy dose of conflicting values! So to start, let me be honest: There is no excuse for the deplorable laziness in my posting. I ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/03/parental-bribery-and-lesson-in-honesty.html
Happy New Years! I have officially begun my resolution, but due to their high potential for failure I'm not telling what they are. If, by the end of the year I keep them I will reveal all then....
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2010/01/master-pu-meets-boneheads.html
Happy Bonehead Holidays! It's almost here. Christmas. What a wonderful time of year! In true Johnson style we didn't send out any Christmas cards this year, so if you didn't get one don't feel r...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/have-presents-will-travel.html
Greetings fellow Boneheads! It is c-c-c-cold here! And to make things worse we don't even get the privilege of having any snow! I mean, at least if we're going to suffer we should at least be abl...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/holding-on-to-magic.html
Hallow Boneheads! Due to the many pictures I'm posting this will be a pretty short post. I'll try to give a bit-o-commentary as we go. Okay! First things first, Halloween. Anyone who knows us ...
Great Galloping Hornytoads, it's nearly October! And at the Bonehead ranch that means we'd better decorate for Halloween! It's true my family endures a lot of curious questions about my sanity ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/09/non-dna-sports-gene.html
Hello and welcome to September!!! For all you boneheads across what is left of our free country we are enjoying soccer season. 4 boys, 3 teams, 2 parents, 1 bottle of Alieve. That about sums it ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/09/through-eyes-of-child.html
Welcome to the Dog Days of August! Man it's hot. Hot and dry. I don't know why its called the "dog days" of August, because even the dogs don't like it, but maybe it is because everyone just wan...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/lessons-learned-from-dad-snow-removal.html
Greetings Bonehead Faithfuls! It's been a hot, hot week here in Arizona. In fact, Satan moved in next door and told us he's been looking for a little property for when it gets cold in hell. As f...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/lessons-learned-from-dad-geyser.html
Hey Everybody! It's update time and with it another wisdom filled episode in the "Lessons Learned From Dad" saga! But first the news... We've recently returned from a 4 DAY LONG FAMILY REUNION. ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/lessons-learned-from-dad-road-safety.html
Time to update the ol' family Blog and what an update we have! But first, the Obama minute: Obama was recently reported to have taken his wife out on a "date night". Excellent. It is important ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/let-blind-receive-their-sight.html
A June welcome to everyone across the until recently fruited plains! I recently went to pick up my government cheese but couldn't fit it in my government car. Oh well. I did find a use for the ca...
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Well it is time for me to write something happy in the old family blog and get the Bamster's new youth army out of there. Yeech. Life at the ranch is great. The kids are all playing baseball and ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/best-dating-advice-ever.html
I usually stay away from politics on this blog, but this really troubles me. These are OUR children he's talking about! Supporters of an Americorps expansion plan pending in Congress laud its ef...
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Yo ho, Blow the man down! At least that's what it's doing in Page. As if sand isn't uninviting enough, now we get to deal with near constant 30-40 mph winds which help us experience the sand with...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/bedtime-marines.html
Greetings, greetings it is I King Bonehead returned after a brief trip to the doldrums to regale you with tales of wonder, wiffle ball, and waffles. First, my brief trip to the doldrums. I admit,...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/03/most-extrodinary-talent.html
You know, being a dad is tough work. There are lots of things you have to be willing to endure. Barf, toys that trip you in the middle of the night, bits of Dorito chips in your bed, tools that s...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/return-of-dr-vox.html
Greetings everyone! Okay, enough silly banter it's on to business... I have a confession to make: It's tough being a tooth fairy! Who made up the legend of the tooth fairy anyway? And what does ...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-thats-tooth.html
Greetings to all you visitors across the fruited plains! (Fruity plains if you're in San Francisco). Gosh where to start...The kids are running around the house doing "tidy army," which is a cl...
http://boneheadnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/ramblings-musings-and-weird-stuff.html