Today I Fucked Up

If you've ever used a phone by a Chinese company, you'll note they have a tendency to run like crap, filter your photos, and sell your data (so does Google) so naturally, I wanted to install a cu...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gm27sg/tifu_by_bricking_my_phone_completely_avoidable/

I love tteokbokki. It's not widely available in my area, the closest place to get it is an hour away. So I buy a bunch of instant cups of it whenever I go to the asian store that sells it. Usuall...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gm0ctc/tifu_by_buying_discounted_tteokbokki/

So, obligatory, this happened about 6mos ago. I was working in sales for a fire suppression/sprinkler company. An apartment complex contacted me for our services. The complex was across state lin...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1glzf5w/tifu_by_using_a_model_apartment_bathroom/

Needless to say I'm a democrat who did not vote from Trump so after waking up early Wednesday morning to find out who won the presidential election I saw my sister-in-law had posted that night ta...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1glwyoj/tifu_responding_to_a_facebook_post_regarding/

This happened on Sunday but I am still mortified every time I think about it. I am a professor at a university and we often use Microsoft Teams to communicate with students. One of my student...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1glvvxp/tifu_by_facetiming_a_student_while_getting_freaky/

So, this all started as a joke. I’ve been playing War Thunder for ages and thought it’d be fun to put together a squadron—just a small group to mess around and grind some squadron vehicles....

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gluq88/tifu_by_accidentally_recruiting_half_my_war/

This happened a few weeks ago but I still regret over it. I matched this girl on an online dating app and everything seems to be going fine. The conversation felt natural unlike most one sided co...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gll0w1/tifu_by_calling_a_date_to_my_apartment_and_then/

So recently a girl added me on instagram and we've talking for maybe a week or so. Yesterday night I had to travel to a city about two hours from where I live for a school contest. By the end of ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1glk9ai/tifu_need_some_relatioinship_adivce/

Obligatory this happened last year but was reminded of it and I’m still mortified. Last year I lived in the dorms on my university campus but I moved to a different “village” where the buil...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gl6djb/tifu_by_casually_trespassing/

So, i was not expecting to FU today in this way but let me spin you my yarn. A few years ago I used to be in an LDR with this very amazing and beautiful woman who I had known for years. I can't...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gl6935/tifu_by_listening_to_and_deleting_old_voicemails/

So this just happened a few minutes ago, said boyfriend is still next to me. A bit of context, my partner lost his smell for the most part due to long Covid. Another piece of context, I’m lac...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gl4x65/tifu_by_accidentally_making_my_boyfriend_think/

I'm not feeling well lately and I get this itching sensation of having to cough once in a while. I try to combat this by drinking lots and lots of water. In turn, I have to pee a whole lot. A w...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkwxtz/tifu_by_forgetting_to_flush_the_toilet_at_work_t_t/

so it wasn’t today but last week, i(24f) was buying things off of facebook marketplace and this lady had awesome items and gave me a good deal. we set up a time and met up at a parking lot. i d...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gks5u2/tifu_by_scaring_a_woman_into_thinking_we_are/

After I came home from college, I (18F) was calling my best friend when I ended up getting a string of texts from an unknown number that kept asking where I was and claimed that I had something I...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkrn7a/tifu_by_taking_a_prank_seriously/

My sister's best friend's, my non bio big sis, mom died Thursday. She had cancer (and I just realized I can't remember what type. So TIFUception) that was relatively aggressive. So my sis moved h...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkpmjr/tifu_by_not_confirming_the_address/

This happened back when I was in college in 2016. I was a part of a brand new campus group that was trying to get started focusing on outdoor activities like hiking, climbing, etc. (won't get too...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gknsa2/tifu_by_trying_to_contact_a_girl_about_a_hiking/

I need preface this story with the fact that this happened when I was young. But it’s something that haunts me TO THIS DAY. Friends and family will not let me live down the trauma I have endure...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkna6h/tifu_by_watching_planet_of_the_apes/

Oh boy. This is one I won't soon forget. A couple years back, I was using shampoo with tea tree oil in it, and I soon noticed a nice tingling feeling on my scalp that came along with it. At som...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkmfkp/tifu_by_forgetting_menthols_cooling_properties/

So, I(F16) have to take a tech class as a graduation requirement in my school. It’s important to note that I am utterly USELESS with anything that has to do with technology; like I’m that one...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gkd8cf/tifu_by_knowing_how_to_code/

This one is actually nice and fresh, I only found out a little while ago and I'm mostly writing this to make me feel a little better. Won't be giving many details for anonymity. My GF of around...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gk48ll/tifu_by_looking_at_my_gfs_ai_conversations/

Ok so to start, me and my gf have a 6 year old border collie who's extremely clingy. He doesn't like being outside the room without us and claws on the door to let us in and even barks. Obvious...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gk3247/tifu_by_establishing_a_pavlovian_response_with/

So obligatory not today but over a decade ago years ago. When I met my wife I was severely overweight and decided a couple years after dating to love myself and lose weight before we got marrie...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gjylba/tifu_by_drinking_on_my_wedding_day/

Today, a couple of plumbers came by to fix a few issues at the place I'm renting, including a small leak coming from my bath tub knob in the master bathroom. I let them in, showed them what neede...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gjxlcr/tifu_by_not_questioning_my_plumber_leaving/

Partner of the main user here, I don't have reddit but he thinks you'll get a laugh out of this. So my partner bought me the Stardew Valley cookbook for my birthday and we've been doing recipes...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gjoef8/tifu_by_misreading_a_recipe/

A small one, but I found it funny. My dog and constant companion for the last 14 years passed away recently. I decided to clean up and threw out a bunch of her stuff. Including her dog bed and wa...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gjjce7/tifu_by_not_thinking_when_i_threw_stuff_out/