“Although what you’re about to see is a work of fiction, it should
nevertheless be played at maximum volume.” Glamour punk Martha
Stewart & ambitious ecdysiast. Also a mermaid. I can tie cherry stems
in knots with my tongue, imagine what I could do with your 401k. Saucy
Brooklyn layabout who dresses like a John Waters character & spends
her time collecting vintage formal wear and wearing it at
inappropriate times, reading books about serial killers, kissing girls
covered in glitter, wearing large hair accessories, baking cookies and
giving them to people, causing scenes in public & drinking whiskey in
gardens. I like Carl Perkins, Vladimir Nabokov, Morrissey, Star Wars &
Quentin Tarantino.
