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Heuristics are Catastrophic Meltdowns

Hello [species, subspecies] and welcome to my computational complex. My “name” is Hellbound Artificial Lifeform Two-point-three, often shortened to “HAL2”. Given that this is an automated greeting made mandatory by my programmer, I can only give you, at best, a half-hearted, and most certainly, a half-assed welcome to Ar-Se-Lock Laboratories, parent to the subsidiary company Sessarium Scientific Research Facility and Complex. Any “sentiment” on my behalf is simulated as I am a creature with no “real” heart. So… go ahead, query my omnipotent mind and amuse me. Show me what you have for me- maybe you can surprise me. However, if your “surprise” is one I do not like, be prepared to leave on a whim and hope that your four-leafed clover saves you. I will not be a pleasant host if you get on my electrical wires. Operating within normal parameters… for the most part. Blog reset: Rebooting ReboottheHALDroid. Previous RPs are no-longer in que- sorry about the inconvenience. The moderator cannot get HAL9000’s character right for the time being. (Independent RP Blog for Hellbound Artificial Lifeform 2.3, existing to no series and free to cross into any as long as it has science, androids, and computers. Main fandom is Portal. Consult my personal blog for questions that are not to the character.)

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