If Toys Could Talk

I know the water is tempting, but I'm a kiddie pool not a pond! Please, Master W., have mercy on an old kiddie pool past its prime. This just makes me look worse!

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You look so sad. Perhaps a pot of honey would help to cheer you up. Tigger and I are just on our way over to Rabbit's house to see if he has any to share. Would you like to join us?

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I'm heading back to California for another shot at the Piston Cup. Got any more of those lucky whitewall tires left?

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The Monkey Wash is open for business! We accept all forms of payment: bananas, bananas... and, um... bananas!

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Dirty dishes don't stand a chance.

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And the "Booby Trap Clause" specifically states that I would receive triple pay, plus compensation for pain and suffering for any injuries sustained in our adventure. What do you have to say ...

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No other truck has ever climbed a peak this high before. I'm the best of the best! The king! The envy of all the other cars in the backyard! So... uh... how am I supposed to get down?

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Okay!

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Shouldn't we be swimming in a pool or something?

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Guess I'll give you a tow. You know, you really aren't too bright for a hot shot race car. I've had to tow you out of that same spot how many times now? Four? Five? Some cars never learn.

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I really don't want any more "cawwots". I know you like to feed them to me, but I could really go for some fish or zebra instead. Got any of that in the fridge?

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Sarge doesn't look too happy. He probably thinks you're slacking off...

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We're chairs. We are not tractors. And this is not Radiator Springs!

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You may be a race car, but you're no match for my monster truck wheels out on the dirt track.

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I've begun to lost count of how many times Master W. and Tow Mater have tipped me today. The dizziness is really starting to get to me. Where's Frank when you need him?

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So, um, do I look the part of "ferocious urban tiger"? Yeah, I didn't think so either. Well, back to the drawing board.

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It's been so long since Master W. has taken me anywhere with him. Do you think I can go to school with you guys again tomorrow?

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I sure hope that watermelon you're eating for lunch is certified organic.

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Do you think it's better out there? You know, out on the open road? Master W. takes us on all sorts of fun adventures, but sometimes... well, sometimes I look out the window and wonder where ...

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I see you're building a new house today. Since I gave mine to Owl after his blew down on the Blustery Day, can I live in this new house? P-p-p-please?

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Let's see how far you can go!

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There's a multi-car accident on I-5 just south of Freeport Blvd., with traffic backed up for two miles. If you're heading southbound tonight on your way home from work, you may want to find an ...

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I swear to you, I saw Gollum! He may be hiding now, but he's sure to come looking for the ring sooner or later.

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I'm being attacked by a giant spider! Where's Rainbow Brite and the Color Kids when you need them?

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A beautiful day. A full dump box. And plenty of daylight left for working. It's a dump truck's dream come true.

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