Help me manifest the hot girl I made out with last month sees my insta story thirst trap and sees what she’s missing 🥰
I just think it’s very inch-resting that my friend ran into a girl I was fully prepared to have a non/committal fling with tonight and she very unprompted told my friend it was a one time thing...
Inch-resting how the girl who said three of my best friends are lying to me sent me a happy birthday text, which I didn’t respond to because I had so many messages, told another one of our mutu...
sunnyperkins : > if anyone hasn’t seen what i was talking about in this > > post, i found the clip from youtube (:
That awkward moment when you’re helping a customer who is kind of obnoxious to begin with, and then the moment you start ringing the dude up he suddenly asks if you believe in Jesus and rambles...
One of my biggest annoyances when browsing vintage disney shirts for sale on the interwebs is all the people who attempt to pass off vintage-looking shirts (which seems to be a trend with Disney ...
ALSO WHEN PEOPLE FAIL TO REALIZE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET AROUND DISNEY PROPERTY
The struggle of trying to make plans with people when they are horrible at responding to time-sensitive texts in a timely manner
I finally got REALLY FUCKING GOOD memory foam pillows and I just
MY DOG FELL ASLEEP IN MY BED LAYING ON HIS BACK WITH HIS LITTLE LEGS IN THE AIR AND HES SNORING TINY PUG SNORES AND IM CRYING
Well my 2017 is off to a great start already, seeing as I’m about to go to bed and I AM NOT SETTING ANY ALARMS🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
*woman complains about lap bar being too tight after we’ve already dispatched the vehicles, meaning ride stop* Us: ma'am it’s a five minute ride Guest: I need to get off Us: ma'am in orde...
Work: can u stay late tonite Me: GUESTS have been testing me so much and I have been yelling for 6 straight hours I will have a fucking aneurysm if you keep me in this place any longer ..GUES...