Hi, my name is Kyna. In case you’re curious, Kyna rhymes with weena,
not vagina. I’m 33 magically awesome years old. I’m Canadian, but
I’ve been living in the US for almost 9 years. I have a
moustachioed, Texan boyfriend named Zach and I talk about him a lot
because he’s a fucking weirdo and the most interesting person
you’ve never met. Cumberbitch Sandwich is my personal blog. I post a
lot of nsfw without warning, and it’s not my fault if your Mum, Dad,
Little Sister/Brother, Teacher and/or Priest are standing over your
shoulder at the time. DO NOT press the Follow button if this will be a
problem. Got it? Good. I don’t believe in censorship and I think
that any subject can be made funny as long as you spin it right. I use
the word ‘fuck’ as often as most people use the word 'the’. I
can and will make anything into sexual innuendo. I believe in treating
others how I like to be treated, which is with respect. I’m a very
friendly person, but if you speak to me like an asshole, expect me to
give it back to you with no lube and no reach-around. Just because
you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. My icon is art by
the brilliantly talented Allegator.
