“I bet that was the first time Human Target has ever trended on Twitter … those seven people were really upset about it.” Where’s podcast 13, you ask? Well, think of it like how buildings...
“Television would lead me to believe that Miami is the worst place in the entire world.” And television wouldn’t lie to us, would it? This week we discuss the disappointing The Walking Dead...
“Police and parents. Of course that’s your plan, Humphrey” This week’s episode felt like an old mystery novel. Two reluctant enemies team up to solve a crime. An old foe reappears and aid...
“I just hope it has nothing to do with a music box.” Though we here at Monsters of Television might be pegged as pessimistic, sarcastic, snarky snobs, we can be positive every once in a while...
“What do you say we find that bitch and get us a little frontier justice?” I don’t think I’m the right person to review this episode. I hate Serena. Hate her. And so an episode where ALL ...
“Goodbye, Little J. I look forward to never seeing you again.” Was anyone, character or audience, actually glad to see the return of Jenny Humphrey? While she may not be my favorite character...
“Turns out college is just high school with more expensive books.” That is the smartest thing Serena van der Woodsen has ever said. And it’s so true too. We have seen these characters move ...
“Old Chuck, new Chuck. Bad Chuck, good Chuck.” Everyone on Gossip Girl is a horrible person. We love to watch the fights and the breakups and the schemes but when a real person, a legitimatel...
“There is no more Chuck Bass.” Good thing this isn’t entirely true or I would have to throw myself off the Eiffel Tower. Chuck pulled a Serena and attempted to reinvent himself by running a...
“Cinderella did not Google Prince Charming.” Oh la la. What a comeback. Following the amazing finale of season 3, Gossip Girl managed to keep the momentum over the course of its summer hiatus...