"You already have an account" : funny

You're actually the first in this karma train to fully state just what was being referenced. So technically you are the one to talk about it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pbevh/

I have my first and last name @gmail.com and I intercept a decent amount of office communication not met for me. Recently I got a receipt to something in another state that had the dude's phone n...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pb9h9/

> ehh it might not be tight.. but i bet it's legit.  >  > it might not be tight  >  > but i bet it's legit.  >  > bet it's legit. whyyyyy. also: > mares don't...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pb3zp/

As a gay guy, what is this? > FTFY

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pasgx/

HEY COUSIN, YOU WANT TO GO SEE BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pap8h/

Your friends might be corrupted. Time to buy new friends.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5paovr/

Always Google first on the internets. ALWAYS.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pah79/

It's for the greater good.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5paggs/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pa6vo/

guys seriously, what is the FIRST rule of fight club god damnit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5pa4id/

I'm sorry to say that but you're not his youngest child...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9yhh/

I just spent the last minute laughing raucously at that while my gf on video chat just kept asking, "What?". I didn't explain it to her.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9vu6/

Your name sounds painful 0_o

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9vg3/

I want your abortion.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9um3/

Your username fills my mind with unpleasant thoughts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9q9w/

Yeah, but it is so far-fetched it would probably trigger some sort of alarm and not let you use it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9q1i/

That's actually really sad

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9lpf/

OK I'll be honest. I swear that I knew the quote, but wanted to be 100% sure (wouldn't wanna be wrong on the internet, how embarrassing would that be?) so I Googled it just to be sure. I didn't...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9k8d/

I am now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9jzr/

Well shit, now that you mention it...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9ik5/

Looks like my Steam friends list.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9igc/

Also, with a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9fy1/

You could fuck up a wet dream.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9dxn/

Even Red Lobster biscuits?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9cti/

Windows Live? What about MSN? orICQ

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9bza/

Want to one-up...but on my mobile. Want to make quick meme of first world problems with previous sentence...but on my mobile.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9a30/

"I must kill him and steal my power."

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p99ng/

What's the worst is that since they are actual official emails, they're technically not spam at all, and pass right through Google's filters.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p99cj/

Four out of five of these quotes were googled.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p98eu/

Somebody has to contribute to Wikipedia. Even I take for granted that someone went through and gave a concise and informative synopsis of that show(enter here any show on television). Sometimes I...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p97nz/

He could get heavily fined for downloading it and have to drop out of college. All because you just HAD to say something and get your little bit of comment karma in. Fine, take my fucking upvote ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p97f9/

Finally, a Gandalf meme I like AND understand.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p96bv/

Ladies and gentleman, we have just lost cabin pressure

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p9581/

Where do you find this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p955z/

You killed the mystery. It's dead now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p93pm/

Do yourself a favour and see it anyway. What's the worst thing that could happen?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p91e6/

Don't forget when you get an email from a random pornsite for a subscription. Because somebody decided to use your email instead of theirs.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8v0m/

http://i.imgur.com/GOhZw.png

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Actually, it was more like... http://i.imgur.com/bZO2n.gif

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8txx/

Please return your seatbacks to their full, upright and locked position.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8thr/

/u/xNotch knows what you're talking about.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8t3l/

No...it's to late for that now. You've hurt me one to many times. Find someone else to abuse. You monster.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8sxe/

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu! yes...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8rqc/

Ÿėš

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8rde/

šκȣтявøı Ĥ4Ж0ŔīǮǮ7 ӾӾƱßƐŔSИĪṖƐŔӾӾ

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You're Mr. Durden, sir. You're the one who gave me this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8qae/

You can ignore the question entirely. That makes things a lot easier. It's smart to do anyway, because a lot of sites, especially ones with a direct line to your credit card, make you give answ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8q7j/

It seems like a lot of things aren't officially illegal, just frowned upon so much that you get banned for life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8q1b/

As I imagined you while your wife was busy being grossed out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8prt/

Do you mean å,ä and ö?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8pol/

I'm so sorry.. l didn't mean to hurt you, babe.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8oxs/

I miss Mitch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8n6j/

If God exists we probably killed him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8mir/

ø and æ are such posers. ö and ä is where it's at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8man/

Unless it's someone else's skin. I found that out yesterday.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8lod/

You didn't draw that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8lfp/

The worst is when you can set the security question as well. Q:fuck you A:123

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8k9b/

My wife wondered why I was laughing, looked at the above comment and went "Ewwwwww! That's so gross!" Well done.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8k2a/

that boner could go away any millisecond...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8jui/

Now I'm going to crawl into a corner and cry and think about all the other things the NASA has lied to me about. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8i57/

I made one once.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8hzj/

Should we congratulate him or shun him for while for the heathen he was?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8h4a/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8gpi/

Well once you learn that all the pretty nebulae are actually coloured with a filter used by NASA and that they are actually just blobs of brown.. You might cry.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8g6z/

Bro, you're gonna miss out on some real DEEP philosophical lessons like CONSUMERISM SUCKS!! and CREDIT IS ONLY SO THE RICH CAN PROFIT!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8g4t/

I'm a member of at least 3 casinos in Glasgow and I'm not a gambling man. But the one at the Quay gets you free soft drinks and the occasional free food. Casinos are great.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8g2t/

"Why don't you come over here in the water and say that?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8fyt/

Not so lucky now, are ya?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8fgb/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8ezy/

Tom's Hardware! :D

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8eq8/

Its a family recipe! Handed down from my fathers father to my father to me!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8epj/

From now on, I'll sign up on every fucking website on the interwebs with the name raping_horsefucker66.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8eia/

Wearing disguises isn't illegal, either.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8efu/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8dz4/

Did you try "whoopsie"

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8d09/

I usually put an X in front, if it's aleready taken. You get that 1337 feeling, you know. Rite?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8crv/

You owe me money.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8cov/

People make Wikipedia accounts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8cmo/

Lost 24 months of Xbox Live to this bullshit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8c91/

That's why it's a stupid security answer

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8c46/

And then the disguises begin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8bxv/

STARGÅTE

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8bwi/

And only one number.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8bsl/

Vince

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8bof/

Alternatively: "I found him, I found my clone! I must kill him and steal his power."

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8b9t/

Today will be the most beautiful day of markerz's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8b9l/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8auy/

Yes please, I want å. And ø. And someday æ.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p8a52/

Why do you even need a password for it? It's only money, it's not like anyone would try to steal it from you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p89w7/

Shame you're not shooting blanks Now you and he have a lot more in common than you thought!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p89o7/

ф,я, and ю are where it's at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p88xn/

My dad's email login wasn't working a few months ago, and he asked me to take a look. He's not very technically inclined and I originally set up the account for him several years ago. Security ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p88ts/

Welcome to the rest of your life sir!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p88mz/

XxĐäŘķŁƟřƉxX

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p88iv/

ain't nobody's favorite hero aquaman

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p88ah/

Making a new e-mail address would take SECONDS! Better use my dad's e-mail!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p87pc/

Nailed it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p878v/

I'm so excited for when we steal å.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p872m/

Pretty sure you were the last person on Reddit who hadn't seen Fight Club, so probably no confusion. edit: to all the people out there who are/have already replied 'i haven't seen it!', please ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p871w/

i clicked that link found this

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I still don't understand why Visa of all people would put a maximum limit on password length.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p86ax/

Maybe you had just been to a different casino somewhere else that was owned by the same chain of casinos. Once you've registered in one, you can sign in at them all.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p868h/

It is "against policy" though. They will ban you for life and will urge other casinos within their network of communication to do the same.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p84ze/

Casinos used to, maybe still do, have a lot of ties to organized crime, at least in the States. Maybe they don't want to prosecute.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p84nt/

WHAT YEAR IS IT

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p846w/

Because that like never ever happens amirite guys?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p83i3/

It's not illegal... .

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p82xi/

That meme popped into my head as soon as I read the title, but it's still the most appropriate usage I've seen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p82tq/

That's why you choose stupid security answers that you'll always remember. Favorite childhood hero? AQUAMAN Favorite high school teacher? JESUS Favorite uncle? WALTER CRONKITE

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p82ov/

What about r/spaceporn ?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p82d7/

The dude teabagging you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p819g/

Got that lately. I went to sign up, and name was in use. Thought someone had taken it, so I picked another. It said my email was in use. I had it send me my password, and it was mine - logged in ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p80dv/

I'm no Celeste but I wish you luck in finding your kin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p80ah/

Your Reddit birthday is on October 30th!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7zb9/

Hand me the lotion Son.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7z73/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7yxq/

I laughed at "pow-wow in the comments section"

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7x40/

http://i.imgur.com/VT8ck.jpg Nsfw

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7x3u/

this has happened to me on paypal. I have an email address i cant access because in the time i havnt used it it started spanning people so it got blocked, that was linked to paypal with a passwor...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7wvt/

For those who are confused, this is from the movie Fight Club, which I just watched for the first time last night.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7wno/

actually, a few were really taken, a guy tested it out a few hours ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7vv9/

http://i.imgur.com/d0Jmt.gif

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Eh, we'll just make up new letters. Actually this is english, we'll just steal them from other languages.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7v5d/

And I sure as shit can't remember the bullshit answers my 12 year old self gave for security questions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7utm/

Security level: Adequate

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7ukj/

Even better, they send it to a school address which was deactivated years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7uju/

/r/spaceclop begs to differ. Seriously, read the line at the top.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7uj2/

They wont have to unless people are using the same website for 10 years which is unlikely.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7ugb/

Usually "you already have an account" is what it says when you enter your email address. If it was a username this would really make no sense. Since taken user names are common.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tzm/

I love tofa.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tul/

Listen, I know Celeste probably isn't your name and definitely isn't fully in your screen name but I always get super jealous when all the Jeff's and Jeff-tastic usernames(and other common names)...

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tsu/

I draw blanks by the time I'm done with your mother.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7trl/

I love this, and you :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tr2/

But it can't be more than 10 characters long.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tp0/

"Must include at least one Mandarin Chinese character."

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tn4/

which head?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tku/

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7tjl/

Who says I'm not? http://i.imgur.com/utABz.gif

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Exactly 12 characters.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xsbbb/you_already_have_an_account/c5p7sge/

Thank you for using this for something none reddit related.

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I feel like a "your mom" joke is appropriate here but I'm drawing a blank.

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aparently raping_horsefucker1-65 were already taken.

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Because, e-mails are so hard to come by.

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My Gmail is a very common name. So I get tons of people signing up for shit that can't type their own email when drunk. Last week was Adult Friend Finder and Plenty of Fish. Heck, I never signed...

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Shut up kids can be really stupid sometimes

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A family that faps together, sticks together. Ftfy

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Should've asked them the date and then freaked out. "It didn't work! I only made it back to 2012! How can I stop the prophecy now?! We're all doomed!"

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And you have to have at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, a number, and a special character

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Neigh means neigh.

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Well yeah, with all that human adhesive...

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I got very lucky and landed a gmail address of just my first name. I get daily spam of people using it to register for random online dating and web game sites.

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I just had a horrifying image in my head of my own family. Thanks bro.

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You were in here last week, you stood right in that spot and asked me how tight security was. It's tight as a drum, sir.

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Pretty much.

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When there's a site where my username is already taken, I better leave the site

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Oh but they require extra 'security'. Meaning you have to have at least two capital letters that are not in the beginning of the passcode.

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Because they were setting me up for a fall.... And boy did I fall.

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my username is usually not taken yet

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This happened to me with OkCupid, apparently it used to be thespark.com.

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Windows Live anyone?

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Why wouldn't they just show the screen to you in the first place?

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> father son bondage FTFY

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L'earn tofa rt

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same here. I have no idea when, but eventually it'll say three years and i'm excited for that

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Microsoft Live pc edition insists I have an account under my email address. It does not use any of my normal passwords, and if I do password recovery I get "no account by this email address". W...

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oh. Past life maybe...

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Hopefully not a site for Father-Son bondage.

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No cards counting in that casino, they have your address and your face...

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Le arnt of art

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Then they send you the password to some old ass email, which you also don't know the password for.

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I just keep telling myself someone hacked my dads account

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If you have a little sibling or a child there's a good chance they used your e-mail address for an account. I used to do that with my sister or mom a lot

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Well, what else could it be?

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This recently happened to me on Xbox Live. My name was taken (who the hell would have my name??). I have never owned an Xbox or Xbox 360. Only reason I was getting an XL account was for Windows 8...

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I read your name as learnt of art :)

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datpiff, could not for the life of me remember ever making an account, as I had only just heard about the site, yet there it was

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It's worse in the real world. I went into a casino in Glasgow for the 'first' time a few weeks ago. I gave them my name and ID and they asked if I was sure I wasn't a member there. I told the...

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the worst is (one site I have to use regularly does this) when you forget your password and your not allowed to use one you've EVER used before.... nice way to guarantee I'll have to change it ev...

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you both like the same porn father son bonding <3

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This may be the first time I've seen this meme used in an original and insightful manner.

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A lot of porn sites share the same login.

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> I have no account of this place. FTFY

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I thought I missed something again. I never left, I swear.

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This happens to me a lot because every time you apply for a job you have to sign up for some recruiter website. Every once in a while, I run into the same one and just hope I used one of my regul...

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I have the same with Reddit. Fuck you, other Reddit guy.

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confused Gandalf used the way it was supposed to be used.

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You're the reason that my children will have to use an odd combination of letters and numbers as usernames one day.

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Outside of reddit: Game: "andrewsmith1986 has killed you." Player: "Who the fuck is andrewsmith1986?"

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I tried using my dad's email on a porn site once ( he never checks it) it turns out he already had an account.....

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That's how my current account came to be. It says I've been active for 2 years, but it's really been like 5-6 months or something.

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A lot of people use my name in video games. Bastards.

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