Relief after the storm when rain washes the sky clear grit and grain drained away. Awake to a sense of purity: tensions resolved, static removed, humidity vanished. Walk outside Bewildered at th...
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2013/02/22/the-night-sky-in-the-day-time/
Originally posted on You Are What You Eat : Ancient Astronauts, You taste like Mayans You forbade the Israelites eating crispy bacon You left puzzles lying round for us to find Don’t you think...
Masses, this is what you have been waiting for! Here it is, the latest music video by Bucket Man. Move over Psy, here is the dancing communist super man … Joe Chip sings: “I can dream abo...
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2012/10/06/joe-chip-sings/
Originally posted on I AM YOUR MATE JOE CHIP : OH WORDPRESS, I seek your help. When I comment elsewhere, I find that I am treated as spam, sometimes on sites where I have commented dozens of t...
Cancer too is a prize You don’t have to queue at the newsagent’s to buy a ticket They slip it in with the teddy bear, the beatrix potter china setting, the first photograph album, unnoticed. ...
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/surprise/
Reverend Moon you have died. Have you opened your eyes? Did you get a surprise? Boo!
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/the-death-of-reverend-moon/
Something Something Something Something somethingsomethingsomethingsomething Something Something Something Something (please not nothing) Something Something somethingsomethingsomethingsomething ...
There’s all ladies now whose legs are made of rubber Now I’m respectful of women (even I had a mother) But I need to know are they rubber all through or like Astroboy are their legs a hollo...
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2012/09/16/rubber-leg-ladies/
Hey ugly fat old man what do you think you are doing just standing there staring at me like that with your face covered in shaving cream? What happened to that young guy you people used to have o...
https://poetryandparanoia.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/ugly-fat-old-man/
If I was ten years younger I might make a fool of myself so I am glad that I am not. I smile and suck it in. Why would I think things would be any different to how they were ten years ago? If I w...