Corporations: how do we show this man is gay without offending anyone? Corporations: hmm Corporations: booty shorts
I came across a fic that mentioned in the passing that transformers had stds I thought it was funny the end I now am dating the writer of that fanfic and we have a cat together.
segasister : > otakasensei > : > > >> cannibalchicken >> : >> >>> Keep reading >>> >> >> Overcocked? That cat is burnt! > > Perhaps one more minut...
I hope so!
mudwerks : > mosertone : > >> > > maybe if it was cheez-its
I swear that bus drivers intentionally drive fast over speed bumps primarily to see titties bounce.
Do birds ever look at us and think “I wish I could run like a human”?
fellshish : > girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice > party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed > love. yes there�...
“Are you a witch?” Me: surrounded by skulls and creepy paintings. “Nah, bro, I’m just Mexican.”
rijl : > Anyone inventing involved explanations for Aziraphale’s “I > forgive you” (Metatron was watching, Metatron rewrote reality, > etc.) is severely underestimating...
So I just had to throw in my two cents because in the rush to jump to Crowley’s side on the “Aziraphale is wrong/Heaven and Hell are both toxic/etc” train, everyone seems to think that beca...
galaxyspeaking : > Oh my darling, we’ve been dancing since the start
The monster who grabs your toes on the edge of your bed was just your cat.
Honestly the worst thing about having a fever is passing out during the day, and waking up at 3 AM unable to go back to sleep and also doing other things you usually wouldn’t do since you were ...
reyairia : > Hello, my name is Reyairia and my type is big, scary, evil DUMBASSES > who fall madly in love with a cinnamon roll and handle it extremely > poorly. >�...
Hello, my name is Reyairia and my type is big, scary, evil DUMBASSES who fall madly in love with a cinnamon roll and handle it extremely poorly. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
A+ OTP You know just the mention of Bowser and Peach is enough to get me so hype. These two word so well together. Not only is it the Beauty and the Beast trope, but it’s also kinda a her...
superbowser : > spm in a nutshell
yes I want to see Siri getting up to some nonsense on the moon Also yes poorwhayfairingstranger : > She is the scary dog 🐕 Woof woof motherfucker
yes I want to see Siri getting up to some nonsense on the moon Also yes