Dear Patrick Star, Sounds like Trucy’s mind. - Phoenix Wright
Dear Patrick Star, Hehehe sounds like my mind. - Trucy Wright
Dear Animevulpagirl, I’d defend that kitty! So cute! - Trucy Wright
Awwwwwwwwww! KITTY! KITTY! KITTY! KITTY! - Athena Cykes
Dear Animevulpagirl, Yes. Clients, not memes. - Apollo Justice
Dear Animevulpagirl, Just a lucky guess, but this is a meme, not a client. (Do you think that I never have employees showing me this stuff almost all the freakin time?) - Phoenix Wright
(Previous Letters ) Dear Your Honor, Agreed. (Ha! Let’s see how you like it, Edgeworth.) - Phoenix Wright
(Previous Letters ) Dear Your Honor, Gah! (You can’t be serious!) - Miles Edgeworth
Alright, I think the Mod already outted themselves as the one that actually wrote this letter . May we proceed and move on already!? (That was not funny!) - Miles Edgeworth
Dear Your Honor, Can I state the record that I never wrote this letter and Edgeworth was requoting the letter? (As funny as it is for Edgeworth to get a taste of his own medicine, I’d rath...
Dear J'Luc K. Star, I have my own personal hairstylist. She does an excellent job and knows how I like my hair done. - Miles Edgeworth
Dear J'Luc K. Star, Just make it simple. That’s what I tell them anyway. - Phoenix Wright
Dear Askrikkaiandhyotei, At least she’s honest, I guess. - Phoenix Wright
Dear Dawsongfg, That’s a really bad joke, because I don’t get it. (I mean I get it, but I don’t get why it’s funny.) - Phoenix Wright
(Previous Letter ) Dear askrikkaiandhyotei, Hmph… I did all that was in my power to control that foolish clown’s foolish behavior. Should a foolish defense attorney’s foolishness insp...
(Previous Letter ) Dear askrikkaiandhyotei, He gave me a penalty in order to protect me from a curse? Now I’ve heard it all. -Phoenix Wright
(Previous Letter ) Dear Fool, You’re a bit too late now, I’m afraid. -Franziska von Karma
Dear Anonymous, I’ve always been fond of gardening. My sister and I took care of our own bonsai trees when we were younger. Her interest was driven more by “science in action” than mine...
(Previous Letter ) Dear Nick, Thanks, Nick! And don’t worry, we both agreed to let her call the shots on where our blossoming relationship goes next. I won’t even call her “Maya Papaya...
(Just leave this one alone, Phoenix… Not even worth it… Just leave it alone…)