Max Scoville's Teenage Garbage Vortex

Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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youjokebut : > GAMER: did you play this game as a kid  >  > ME: no  >  > GAMER: i must be way older than u  >  > ME: actually i was just poor

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vintagegeekculture : > The 1996 animated series “Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the > Impossible” put the two magicians and their white tiger friends > into a D&D wor...

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Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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absolutelyapsalus : > diligentnewtype > : >  >  >>  kampfer-amazing >>  :  >>   >>>   absolutelyapsalus >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    OH MY GOD  >>>    >>>  �...

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weirdheat : > Here’s Weird Heat #1! Please, share and subscribe! >  > It’s also available in audio form on iTunes > , > SoundCloud , RSS > , and we’re figuring o...

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weirdheat : > Hello! This is WEIRD HEAT a brand new project from Max Scoville and > Brian Altano. >  > Starting Monday, February 12th 2018, there will be things here,�...

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artemis-entreri : > . > Original creator: wats6831 . > Additional information and images linked under each one. Love this > project? Support it HERE > ! > ]]  >  >  UNI...

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Fellascio The Lascivious

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Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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Well, I have great news: any newly-minted 17-year-old who claims to have any idea what they’re doing is either stupid, delusional, lying, or utterly extraordinary. Being a teenager straight-up...

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Winter is always a hard time of year for me. I frantically plowed through the tail end of 2017, seeing the holidays as a finish line. Now it’s the middle of January, it’s business as usual, a...

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Okay, so here’s the thing: You’ll meet other girls. You might have to like, get a haircut or lose weight or buy a new shirt, or maybe move across the country to meet one who likes you or grow...

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I like to find out an exact distance to run, so I can be like “I ran X miles!” It’s a stupid little quantifier. When I lived in SF, I used Google Maps to track a course, and since I moved...

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Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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Absolutely, I’ve done a few Study Hall-esque features for IGN, but serializing it hasn’t really panned out. In terms of art books, Akira creator Katsuhiro Otomo’s Kaba2 is incredible if y...

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I love Count Chocula, because it’s chocolate breakfast cereal based on an undead abomination, but most mornings I eat granola with plain yogurt, berries, and chia seeds because I am old and bor...

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Generally speaking, no pepper is gonna taste great if you eat it raw, which is something I think people forget when they’re doing stupid hot pepper stunts. But yeah, habaneros are kinda floral ...

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Hello! I’m Max Scoville. This is my Tumblr, where I post my thoughts, feelings, creations, and important gifs. It’s also where I give bad advice to confused and upset teenagers. I’m 27(?), I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography. Also, people keep asking about my knife collection so I should clarify that I don’t actually collect knives on purpose, I just keep get them given to me as gifts.

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