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Priti Patel back and pathetic like your old school bully
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Inside the mind of a British Trump supporter
THEY are here among us, frustrated they cannot cast their vote to make America great again because they are citizens of a different country. Look inside their minds.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/inside-the-mind-of-a-british-trump-supporter-20241105252282
My key opponent will be myself, says Badenoch
KEMI Badenoch has told interviewers her key fight as Conservative leader will be with herself – and that she intends to win.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/my-key-opponent-will-be-myself-says-badenoch-20241104252233
We ask you: Would the UK be better off if Guy Fawkes had succeeded in blowing up parliament?
BRITONS will be gleefully watching effigies of Guy Fawkes burn this weekend. But would the UK be a better place if his plot had succeeded?
Tory grassroots unhappy at having to choose between two left-wing leadership candidates
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Little girls everywhere inspired by cutting draught duty by 1.7 per cent
YOUNG girls up and down the country have been inspired by first female chancellor Rachel Reeves slashing the price of a pint by 1p.
We ask you: Do you have no f**king clue if you’re better off after the budget?
RACHEL Reeves has delivered a tax-raising budget with notable concessions. But are you still confused as to whether you’ll have more cash for alcohol and trainers and whatnot?
Reeves to soften the blow by peppering the Budget with gags
RACHEL Reeves will take the edge off the Budget by delivering it with edgy quips in the style of an American awards show host.
What is Tommy spending his supporter’s donations on in prison?
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Budget going to be horrific but excellent, says Starmer
KEIR Starmer has promised the budget is going to be unbelievably harsh, but in some strange way this is also going to be excellent.
Starmer accepts gift of extra daylight hour
THE prime minister is once again facing criticism by accepting the gift of an extra hour of daylight to spend however he pleases.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/starmer-accepts-gift-of-extra-daylight-hour-20241026252003
Ban on smoking outside pubs ‘was bullshit on every level’
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House of Lords paintings don’t even talk, says Rowling
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We ask you: if the super-rich never pay taxes, why are they so desperate to keep them low?
THE super-rich can avoid any tax they like, as they frequently tell us. But then why are they fighting so hard to keep taxes low?
I never expected Tory MPs to be horrible, outdated bigots. By Kemi Badenoch
SO fellow Tory MP Christopher Chope thinks I can’t be party leader because I have children? Frankly I am shocked to hear outdated, bigoted attitudes from a member of the Conservative Party.
Do you honestly think I wanted to go to Taylor Swift, asks Starmer
THE prime minister has asked the public if they really believe that he, a 62-year-old man who has spent his life in the legal profession, is a keen Swiftie.
Badenoch and Jenrick to fall in far-right love
KEMI Badenoch and Robert Jenrick are, over the course of their leadership campaigns, to fall in beautiful far-right love.
Are you choosing yet another vicious, deranged freak as party leader or suffering deja vu? A guide for Tories
ARE you a Tory who feels like you’ve done nothing over the past five years apart from choosing awful nutcases to lead your party? Here’s how to cope.