Behind every great book adaptation is a forgettable first try.
For the 100th Doomsday Reels column, we look at the grimmest screwball comedy in the history of film.
Is it possible to like a movie and find it super dull at the same time?
A dystopian movie that feels a bit too close to home.
It's 'Lars and the Real Girl' for the post-apocalyptic era.
"If I die, I'm gonna die historic on the island of Sodor!"
https://chud.com/173812/doomsday-reels-thomas-and-the-magic-railroad/
'Highlander: The Source' is a stern reminder that movies can be far worse than 'Highlander 2"
https://chud.com/173702/doomsday-reels-highlander-the-source/
Whether it comes from outer space or the distant past, no amount of editing can fix 'Highlander 2.'
https://chud.com/173618/doomsday-reels-highlander-2-the-quickening/
Protracted Silence: The Movie
Roger Corman's 'Death Race 2000' finally gets the follow-up it deserves.
Abandon all thought, ye who enter here.
https://chud.com/173518/doomsday-reels-resident-evil-retribution/
Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love This Ridiculous Nonsense
https://chud.com/173501/doomsday-reels-resident-evil-afterlife/
The third Resident Evil movie is accidentally decent.
https://chud.com/173481/doomsday-reels-resident-evil-extinction/
The second Resident Evil movie is far more faithful to the games on which it was based but twice as bad.
https://chud.com/173463/doomsday-reels-resident-evil-apocalypse/
This month we're going to look back on a terrible series of movies that just refused to stop being made.
Celebrate a belated Christmas with some adorable children who want to murder everyone.
Dreamworks made an alien invasion comedy that's too cutesy for its own good, but it's not without merit.
A satire about pollution, corporate greed, consumerism, and the implied near-extinction of the human race. You know... for kids!
If madness had a soundtrack...
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" closes out another year of horrors by reminding us that the saw is family.
https://chud.com/173254/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-31/
Jaden Smith conquers shyness with flyness in M. Night Shyamalan's "After Earth".
Herbert West and Dan Cain are back to kill death in "Bride of Re-Animator".
https://chud.com/173250/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-30/
Matt Cordell returns, but his nose doesn't in "Maniac Cop 2"
https://chud.com/173233/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-29/
"Night of the Demons 2" brings a very '80s movie franchise into the '90s, with mixed results.
https://chud.com/173225/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-28/
"Hobgoblins 2" is a remake of a good-bad movie that's just bad.
https://chud.com/173217/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-27/
"Return of the Living Dead Part 2" isn't as bad as you remember.
https://chud.com/173207/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-26/
"Psycho 2" pays tribute to its predecessor rather than attempt to upstage it.
"Scanners 2: The New Order" is more or less the same as the first one.
https://chud.com/173190/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-24/
"House 2: The Second Story" is a screwball comedy barely masquerading as a horror movie.
https://chud.com/173176/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-23/
'Waxwork 2: Lost in Time' is a delightfully dumb movie worth watching again and again.
https://chud.com/173164/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-22/
'Puppet Master 2' delivers on more puppet action but is like a worse version of the original.
'Warlock: Armageddon' shares little more than a title and a villain with its predecessor, but it is bananas.
https://chud.com/173144/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-20/
'Wishmaster 2' works mostly just because of the actor playing the titular character.
Every sequel to 'The Howling' is awful, but 'The Howling 2: Your Sister's a Werewolf' is the absolute worst by far.
https://chud.com/173124/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-18/
Do androids dream of fresh princes?
'Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh' both succeeds and fails by doing its own thing.
https://chud.com/173099/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-17/
'Ben' a spin-off film was ill-advised/ a sequel where the bad guy wins is so unwise/ you should have just let it go/ but I want you to know/though it may make you sad/ your movie's really bad. (Y...
https://chud.com/173084/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-16/
'The Dentist 2' is here to ride a bicycle made of nightmares into your soul.
'Pet Sematary 2' reminds us that sometimes, just one movie is bettah.
https://chud.com/173064/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-14/
Is Charlie Brewster cool enough to make 'Fright Night Part 2' worthwhile?
https://chud.com/173058/31-days-of-horror-the-sequel-day-13/