A young priest tries to relate with a group of teenagers when he catches them smoking pot. They respond by sneaking acid into his soda. His trip causes him to question his faith, so he takes to...
Who wants cake!??!?!?! It’s me. I want cake.
Hello, old friends! Thanks for sticking around! Or, at least, thanks for not unfollowing before abandoning Tumblr. WHAT’S NEW Not a whole lot. I still have the same sad internet situation, ...
I am still very much interested in continuing this challenge, but my life sort of took a detour after my mother passed away. I was actually gearing up to finish a few more and get them up… ...
Hey kids, I still exist, but my life has been more than interesting this year. But that is not why I am dusting off the Tumblr. I am writing to let you know about a little situation Something...
We are quickly submerged into the evils of an underground organization in London that abducts American agents and tortures them with blowjobs by “man-killing love robots” until they confess g...
A young couple spend their honeymoon touring Europe, and they’ve come to an old castle because apparently the Mrs. is very hot for castles. The entire thing is done in the man’s narration, ...
We meet a young woman named Sarah, who travels from place to place for two purposes: preach the word and violently murder fornicators. Her first victim of the film is a man with terrible fashio...
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Two men are walking through a junkyard. The manager/owner approaches them, the leader makes a few snide remarks, and then the leader somehow angers the manager while trying to talk him into com...
I just had a local store open up that rents out obscure movies. I shall plow through all their SWV selections anon! This one must be a super early DVD release from SWV. There’s no intro, ...
A first for the SWV Challenge: I watched this on VHS! Yay for friends’ thrift store adventures! Leading to another SWV Challenge first: seeing the old SWV VHS intro. Mostly different movies t...
Huzzah for seeing another piece of the disc intro! The opening credits are a little…experimental? I’m not even entirely sure what happened or what it’s supposed to symbolize. Those cr...
Now there’s a title that hides nothing from you. A man is in the hospital, asked to tell his tale to a police officer, leading most of this film into a flashback. After giving the officer e...
Yeah, that’s not Monique. Traditionally, when SWV discs have multiple movies on one disc, one watches them in order. If you do this with this disc, if you really liked the soundtrack for th...
Our protagonist is running out of money, so she does the only thing she knows to do to get fast money: respond to sex club advertisements. She’d done it before, so she knows how to be choosy....
The movies distributed by Something Weird Video are a special kind of magic. You will never leave one without the sense of watching something amazing. Amazingly bizarre, amazingly bad…amazingly weird. My self-appointed mission, if I choose to accept it…and I do…is to live the dream and watch every single thing this beautiful company has to offer. I invite you to come on my journey with me, or as well as my reviews can.
A cop is fresh off duty, and after a grueling conversation used solely for establishing characters, he’s off to the bar! Somehow he preferred this over a nice home cooked meal. He’s doing...
After you get through some hilarious opening credits, we find Lucifer at home, completely bored with his life. We have some charming moments with his nag of a wife (we assume she’s his wife) ...
I’m sensing that there is a big religious theme to this film, something that I would have been able to figure out if I’d made my grandmother happy and grown up a proper Catholic. Alas, this...