spicy salsa or none at all.

Lay a trail of rocks leading to your bedroom. The geologist will follow this trail only to find you at the end of it, seductively laying in bed wearing a flannel, cargo pants, and safari hat pa...

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chasers17 : > maxinbc > : >  >  >>  puff-to-tuff >>  : >>   >>   >>>   royal-zach >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    so in psychology class we got to learn why f...

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azzandra : > Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM  >  > *giant sand worm burst from the ground*  >  > Me: YESSSSSSSS

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bahtmun : > Black Panther 2 (dir. Ryan Coogler)

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draconym : > Bonus: here is a character design of a turkey vulture/sphynx cat > gryphon I did for an art group back in 2010.

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wnveevnw : > labias :  >  >>  Omg >  > It really is….be careful

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synthicyde : > karpad > : >  >  >>  darkbookworm13 >>  : >>   >>   >>>   feedmecomicart >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    webbut >>>>    : >>>>     >>>>     ...

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countfagulaz : > I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.  >  > WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika > Waititi

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chrisflemingfleming : > chrisflemingfleming > : >  >  >>  Shy Husband >  > there was NO reason for me to make this

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Bean lives in Tasmania and studies green things. She is incapable of brushing her teeth without getting the toothpaste everywhere its like watching a drunk baby

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hatefuhk : > 

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ina-gartens-weave : > wanderthewoods > : >  >  >>  “Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice >>  cave. >  > yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ?�...

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“The next email will be a funeral e-vite”

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chuckle-voodooz : > chuckle-voodooz > : >  >  >>  Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not >>  getting his way with the damn wall shit >  > ...

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chessys : > be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

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ilovecalc2 : > 

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psvita-deku : > psvita-deku :  >  >>  

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allofthefeelings : > cheesethesecond > : >  >  >>  Here’s something I wanna say real quick, while I’m feeling >>  salty: Amazon has totally contributed to the devalu...

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rat-lesbian : > MY SPOTIFY ALGORITHM: finally!! I know what music you like!  >  > ME: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)  >  > MY SPOTIFY ALG...

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it’s free but you have to catch me

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