You Might As Well Live

Jess, 30, Married, Mommy, Messy. I’m in Denver, and love pepper on popcorn and half-melted ice cream Your standard-issue Tumblr fuckery.My handle, blog title, and subtitle all reference Dorothy Parker poems, specifically Ballade at Thirty-Five, Resume, and Love Song, respectively. Fandoms: Christoph Waltz, Quentin Tarantino, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul (though I have yet to watch!), The West Wing, Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network, Dorothy ParkerCauses: Liberal politics, feminism, equal pay, immigration, domestic abuse, LGBTQ rights, pro-choice, the environment (anti-fracking, anti-drilling). Bernie Sanders 2016I have written an account on my personal experiences with emotional trauma during an emotionally abusive relationship, how it exploded and damn near destroyed me, and how far I’ve come. It was a 14-part series with an additional Afterword. You can click on the desktop tab up top, or follow this address: http://rhyme-of-a-lady.tumblr.com/RhymeOfABook

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I’m depressed so Sephora is going to get all my money

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Gosh I sure do love it when I stay over my parents’ I get to listen to my piece of shit brother loudly spank his latest girlfriend.

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I love it when my skills and authority are undermined and unrecognized by my own colleagues. —No One

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GUY: *friendly hello* ME: *friendly hello back* GUY: *catcall* ME: ………………….sigh.

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One guess. What was the very first word I tried spelling?

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blinkyxx : > the-mighty-tor : >  >  >>  blakegdiamond :  >>   >>>   easyvirgin :  >>>    >>>>    happy Thursday the 20th >>>    >>>   I’d have to wait month...

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introvertproblems : >  Like I answered them. Just now I’ll be less annoyed and keep playing word find games.

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Somewhere, in some musty attic, there’s a disturbing oil painting of Tyler Florence.

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Omg why do my parents love Hallmark movies? They’re just the worst.

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smallest-feeblest-boggart : > gallusrostromegalus > : >  >  >>  youeitherskateoryoudie >>  :  >>   >>>   28-larry :  >>>    >>>>    youeitherskateoryoudie >>>>    : ...

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Being in your mid-30s means constantly having a catch in your back that you can’t pop.

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Where I am has a Hallmark movie on and it’s starting an actor from Quebec who has a ridiculously HORRIFIC French accent. Couldn’t find a two-bit actually French actor. Instead got a two-bit C...

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Frappes are both delicious and disgusting in equal measures at the same time.

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Cheese. I can’t quit you.

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deathbeforedigital : > Sing it Dolly

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intellectual–intuition : > “that’s how they get you” lmfao

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There’s a certain satisfaction when someone you were rejected by in high school or college is no longer all that great looking, but your ugly duckling ass got fucking cute.

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Who do men sigh loudly and all the time? I swear every one I know are always doing it, yet I hardly ever hear women sigh.

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