He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a
monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also
into you. Hey, the name’s Joe. Resident derp face. Anywho.
Stereotypical awkward 16-year-old living in the outlying Chicagoland
area. I enjoy film photography, writing, playing guitar, poetry,
reading, listening to music, ironic things, being awkward, having
hair, looking sexy, black holes, spending time with good friends,
bonfires, marshmallows, Carol Czworniak, talking to myself, and doing
the sex at you. Ladies. I think…