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wtf is pedro páramo
Hello, dear readers. It’s lovely to say hello to you again! Letting you know upfront, this is not a Bad Books Good Times revival, just a new project, but it’s one I think might be up your all...
Neoliberal Double Feature: Chapter 1 (and Chapter 1 ONLY) of Ready Player Two… and A Promised Land
My dear readers, I simply cannot read Ready Player Two. Thanks to Armada, Ernest Cline’s other nostalgia-porn bildungsroman about a teenage boy who suddenly becomes one of the most important pe...
But What If…: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma WRAP-UP EXTRAVAGANZA
Last post, in true Choose Your Own Adventure fashion, we achieved a good ending where we saved the world, albeit in a mildly anticlimactic kind of way that makes us immediately wonder, huh, so, h...
We Wave Unplugged CD and MP3 Players At Aliens Until They Die: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #11
I have to say, I think Matthew’s thought-process for the last choice was brilliant. It’s so deeply ingrained in us that figures of authority in horror either can’t save the day, refuse to s...
Grandma is an Alien! (For Real This Time): Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #10
Ariel has decided, between the two options of A) ask obviously evil imposter grandma who has killed us a few times in different timelines what’s going on here, and B) wait until the meteor show...
What If We Just Ask Grandma What’s Up: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #9
Grandma shows up while my friends and I are snooping in her room. I realize now that overly invasive cab driver would have loved to be included in this snoop session, and I feel bad there was no ...
A Very Careful Exploration of Grandma’s Death-Laden Bedroom: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #8
HOLY SHIT, WE SURVIVED OUR FIRST EVER DECISION. Ariel decided to search grandma’s room instead of spying on her in the garden, and when I turn to that page… there’s immediately another choi...
Gasp and Turn to Page 103: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #7
I decide to play things cool and introduce my friends to my grandmother despite her concerning silver jumpsuit. My friends politely compliment grandma on her bizarrely colored roses. You gaze at ...
My Friends Want Brownies, I Want ESPIONAGE: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #6
So I see we died again. I like how so far this Goosebumps choose your own adventure book is like a fucking morality play. Or, like… a common sense play. No branching paths AT ALL. We have liter...
Invasive Cab Driver is the Hero We Deserve: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #5
Previously, the weirdly overinvested and, frankly, INVASIVE cab driver suggests that we open my grandmother’s luggage to find out why it’s so heavy. Matthew forced my hand and told me to turn...