Dancing With the Schwizz

Well, after 5 Years in lovely Hoboken, NJ and another 6 on the Upper East Side, I am embarking upon an adventure to Santa Monica, CA. New adventures bring whole new observations, so I have dec...

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This place has been around for a couple of months now, but betwixed inbetween the head shops, tattoo parlors, and all around riff raff that is St. Marks Place sits this little gem called Bamn F...

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It's been a while since my last post, and I guess after all the shit that went down; me crawling into a bottle for 2 months, the North Korean nuclear test, and now Bob Barker retiring, it just ...

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Ahh, another glorious weekend in the rain soaked Northeast. The Mets took 2 of 3 from the Jays. the Yanks need to pick it up a little for this Subway Series thing to happen, Andy Irons won his ...

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I just want to give everyone a little treat and a little recap today. The above photo is of our boy Andy Irons. He is currently competing in an ASP event in Mexico where they are battling the ...

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Yes, while many of us sit on our couches or barstools watching boring basketball or discussing the merits of the 5oth game of the Major League Baseball season, there is something upon us today ...

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In one of my many completely inane conversations while boozing my way around Cape Cod this weekend, it was queried by one of my compadres if the Gummy Bear had actually started what we coined "...

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So I will admit that I did watch part of American Idol last night and I have to say it was really scary when Seacrest Out told the audience that they received something like 64.5 million votes,...

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For the record, we submitted Hulk Hogan for Dancing With the Stars Season 3. We'll hear next week so stay tuned. Who wouldn't want to see some 6-7 dude just throwing around some 5-3 ballroom...

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I did a whole west coast swing last week (Ben Kingsley passed on the project), and visited for the second time, what could be the best sushi place I have ever eaten at. It might be some of the ...

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I got inspired to write this one last night, after The Schwizz and But I Want One Now! raided the Easter candy stash that the Flitgirl and I brought back from PA this past weekend. In fact, Son...

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Alright. Enough about the Mets. they have started the season well, and they actually look like they are playing like a team. But it is still early in the season, so we'll see what happens. Now...

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Well, you knew this was coming. 10-2, best record in the majors, and, by far my favorite stat, the only team in major league HISTORY to build a 5 game lead after 12 games. The '98 Yankees? No, ...

http://theschwizz.blogspot.com/2006/04/hi-mcdev-its-time-for-yet-another-mets.html

Not unlike the great Frank Costanza, I have decided to invent a new holiday. Yes, it's "It's All Good Friday." Unlike Festivus, there is no pole or airing of grievances. No, to celebrate It's A...

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Wow, It's been over 2 months since I've authored a post. Since then, we've learned that Holzer looks like some American Idol dude + DAG, sausage bread is good in small quantities, anonymous post...

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Yikes, not a good night for the good guys out at Shea. On the positive side of the ledger, Bannister was quite impressive until his gopher ball to Johnson, and A-Hern's catch in the 8th was amo...

http://theschwizz.blogspot.com/2006/04/painful-wednesday.html

So I got home from work about 9:30 pm last night, only to find those movie trailer trucks parked up and down Second Avenue. My doorman tells me they're shooting something called "Train Wreck," ...

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One last shout-out to Brother Bookie: Best of luck tonight! The good news is that now I can REALLY root for the Gators. I must confess I got swept up in the Cinderella angle, and was sort of pu...

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Bookie D sent me this great picture today, which is simply crying out to be posted on this blog. My question to you all is this: Which of these three athletes wasted the most talent? I'll have ...

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Well, it's almost that time again (finally) - baseball returns on Monday when the Mets host the Nats. This, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the picture, which I provide for the ben...

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Ok, I just heard a rap song on Music Choice by The BackWudz which sampled "I don't like the look of it" from the Oompa Loompas of Willy Wonka fame. Say what you want about rap, but these playas...

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I've tried to suppress it, I've tried to live with it, but there's no holding back any longer: I despise "Grey's Anatomy," and I don't care who knows it. Why is this show - which, unfortunately...

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There is this cool site I have been reading lately called www.deadspin.com it has a lot of good sports snectdotes and amusing stories. Well today they provided a link to a funny story about the...

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My rant for today is about a new, appallingly bad TV ad for Carmel Car Service. Please tell me you've all seen this one (if not, clearly you don't watch NY1 as much as I do). Allow me to set t...

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Well, we took what looks like to be a new annual golf trip this past week where we went to sunny Naples, FL where the beer flows like wine and the catheters and cadillac devilles are a plenty. ...

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