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charlott2n : > executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on > my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my > schedule to pick...
mr-ribbit : > txttletale > : > > >> : >> >> >>> txttletale >>> : >>> >>> >>>> spiteful-gargoyle >>>> : >>>> >>>> >>>>> ...
scoutiescout : > dogposts > : > > >> freshly mowed lawn vs. white dog > > that is oscar the grouch get grinched dumbass
trooth : > divineofficial > : > > >> John Waters toking on a John Waters bong. > > stop hitting yourself
Hello, my name is Emmett. I enjoy dystopian novels very much–I enjoy all books very much, actually–I want to arrange all of the bookshelves in the world, I’m pursuing an education in psychology, I’m an avid nerd and Nerdfighter, I find comfort in the thought that all life happened by infinitesimal chance, I watch Scrubs when I’m upset, I like to play video games, my favorite book is House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. It’s my opinion that the belief that life is inherently meaningless isn’t negative, because that means that humans can and have given meaning to an utterly meaningless thing, and that’s amazing. I get really excited about pangolins. I enjoy creating things, and people who create things. My best friend is my brother. I like black coffee. I used to have a well-written bio, but it was deleted somehow. I love Star Wars, and vanilla wafers. My favorite soda is ginger ale. I participate in French and Indian War reenactments. I like whisky. I have a learning disability, but I’m trying to learn as much as I can. If I’m ever being a dick, I’m really not trying to be. Feel free to ask me things.
necrofuturism : > hickeywiththegoodhair > : > > >> not to derail from the joke but why on earth did they photoshop >> out the blini and put a waffle in it’s p...
raqualswonderfunblog : >
It kills me that roses were crawling plants until we cultivated them. Have you ever seen a wild rose? Their thorns are more for climbing than anything. They don’t look heavy or tired or more th...
Listen, in adult life you get zero extra points for doing something without complaining. I am BEGGING you to complain, please, it’s your brain trying to vent excess pressure when it’s under d...
If I could be reincarnated as anything it’s a sparrow in the ceiling of a hardware store
Nothing fills me with dread like a keurig filling a mug of unconventional volume
if you want to stop holding onto something, you have to find somewhere to put it before you can leave it behind this is an adhd management tool as well as emotional advice, choose your own adve...
girldong : > girlnephew > : > > >> was told to stop making forcefem jokes because they were scaring >> the hoes > > Perhaps if there was some way to… make…�...
totallyfubar : > totallyfubar > : > > >> The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem >> like it’s working is because you need to do it un...
I made a comment on a TikTok saying the old bay seasoning they’re handing out at Maryland pride should’ve been branded as Old Gay™️ and it was taken down for hate-speech and I don’t ven...
Inane is such a good word. Like, it’s *almost* insane but you’re still under the “just stupid” threshold
vivi266-archive : > some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break
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creatures-in-posts : > damnednyx > : > >> bnq : >> >>> black-lodge-gatekeeper >>> : >>> >>> >>>> Bestie >>>> English - best friend >>>> �...