The Crawfish Boxes: FanPosts

Let me begin by apologizing ... I was at this game (8/19) ... I screamed my lungs out, finally got home, adrenaline still pumping, and put this all on paper as quickly as I could so I wouldn't fo...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2024/8/19/24224203/the-boys-wont-be-denied-throw-wrench-in-ump-ny-screw-job

Two things need to happen ASAP for our Houston Team to continue a long-term American League reign of terror in 2024: 1) DFA Montero (he is a loser at any price) 2) Sign Trevor Bauer to a Leag...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2024/6/27/24187107/the-boogeyman-report

After the series with Baltimore, I read a Comment on the Internet referring to the Astros as the "Boogeymen" of the American League. At first, I did not know how to react to that comment, but aft...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2024/6/26/24186280/the-boogeymen

Today, I think I have officially seen everything! In today’s game, the Astros Manager (Joe Espada) pulled one of our finest relief pitchers, Seth Martinez right after he STRUCK OUT his last tw...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2024/6/10/24175125/do-the-astros-not-believe-in-statistics-any-more

NAME ACQUIRED RULE 5 LEVEL ETA AGE FLOOR & VALUE CEILING & VALUE GRADE 1 ZACH DEZENZO RD 12 ‘22 12/25 AAA 25 23 +1ST BASEMAN 55 ++3RD BASE 75 65.0 B+ ...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2024/2/9/24068206/2024-most-valuable-prospects-february-1st-update

ASTRO FANS, JUST UPDATED FOR THE 2023 ASTROS. I HAVE PUT TOGETHER A COMPLETE PLAYER PHOTO HISTORY CD/FLASH DRIVE OF THE COLT 45S/ASTROS ……EVERY PLAYER FROM 1962 THROUGH 2023.….3100 PHOT...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/10/11/23912597/colt-45s-astros-complete-photo-history-every-player-1962-2023-3100

Hi, it's him. He's the problem, it's him. You think that take is hot? Here's one that's incendiary. Ready? If they don't get new leadership, then... THE ASTROS SHOULD TEAR IT ALL DOWN TO TH...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/9/24/23888166/hot-take-the-astros-need-new-leadership

It’s commonly accepted that the Astros offense is better when Yainer and Chas start at C and OF. But other than the eye test, it’s hard to understand exactly how much better, and whether that...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/9/12/23871009/the-astros-are-historically-good-when-yainer-and-chas-start-at-c-and

Listed below is all the times Astros have pinch hit this season. Less than 25% of our games have seen a pinch hitter. Quick notes: Pinch hit in 19 of the first 78 games. 22 total pinch hits. ...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/6/27/23775215/2023-astros-pinch-hitting-usage

Hi there, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Writing for Crawfish Boxes," "Voting Badly for AL MVP," and "Being A Bit of a Doofus." Hi I'm David. First time, long time. ...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/5/18/23728353/revisiting-the-2004-astros-rotation

THIS SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO POST THIS, AS ALWAYS YOUR INPUT IS WELCOME. OPENING DAY 2023 UPDATE Rank Name Age Acquired Rule 5 ETA Floor & Value Ceiling & Value Outc...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/4/6/23673427/astros-most-valuable-prospects

Curse of the Bambino- BoSox 86 years Curse of the Billy Goat - Cubs 71 years Curse of the Round Mound - Rockets- ongoing 26+ Years Curse of La Piña - ?? (Years) "Don't ever underestimate...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/3/26/23657020/curse-of-la-pina

The Rockets after winning back to back championships decided to change up a championship team to get an old star Barkley. They traded away fan favorites and great players like Sam Casell and Robe...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/3/4/23625649/remember-the-96-rockets

We need to re-sign Yuli. He has sacrificed his pay for the Astros previiously He performs in the playoffs. He has great chemistry with the team and coach. He is one of the last few members of our...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2023/3/4/23625642/save-yuli

ASTRO FANS, JUST UPDATED FOR THE 2022 WORLD CHAMPION ASTROS. I HAVE PUT TOGETHER A COMPLETE PLAYER PHOTO HISTORY CD/FLASH DRIVE OF THE COLT 45S/ASTROS ……EVERY PLAYER FROM 1962 THROUGH 202...

https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2022/11/19/23468078/colt-45s-astros-history-3080-photos-every-player-1962-thru-2022