THE DISCORDIC ADVENTURES OF FNORD

Enjoy Southern California's fabled good life - endless beaches, beautiful people - at the stylish Malibu Beach Inn. The oceanfront 47-room property has a studiously laid-back vibe, with gorgeous...

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So, I've been looking at my blog, that basically consists of a ton of movie reviews, mixed in with random geeky stuff and random Chicago stuff. It's time to branch out a little bit. I'm gonna sta...

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Urged by a sexy red-head to watch this movie again, I did so. And like the last time I saw it, I enjoyed it. A remake of a classic that became a classic itself. Fun movie. When Eddie (Taye Diggs...

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One of my favorite books growing up. I thought I had watched this movie in school at some time and I was right. I continued to watch it anyway. :) Only somewhat faithful to George Orwell's allego...

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I've seen this movie before, but I watched it again. It's a classic in my book and watching it over and over again NEVER gets old! If the minions of the powerful Emperor Shang Tsung (Cary-Hiroyuk...

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Forlorn heiress Penelope Wilhern (Christina Ricci) is cursed, and the only way out is to fall in love with someone of suitable stock. But how can she find her soul mate when she's sequestered in...

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Inventor Flint Lockwood creates a machine that makes clouds rain food, enabling the down-and-out citizens of Chewandswallow to feed themselves. But when the falling food reaches gargantuan propo...

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RECALL YOUR CHILDHOOD PALS THE TRANSFORMERS WITH FASCINATING FACTOIDS. The Transformers have survived well past that far-flung, futuristic year of 2005 so vividly depicted in their 1986 animated ...

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Mom's (Sela Ward) new boyfriend, David (Dylan Walsh), isn't quite right and Michael knows it. A series of mysterious events leads the teen to suspect that David might in fact be a dangerous seri...

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A hallucinogenic trip turns into reality -- or does it? -- when a group of adventurous American college kids on holiday in rural Ireland munch some magic mushrooms and find themselves plagued by...

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Playing matchmaker, buddies Bunny (Misty Orman) and Steve (John M. Davis) plan a weekend camping trip to allow Tammy (Tiffany Black) and Trevor (Jeremy Schwab) to get to know each other. But whe...

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Has it really been since 12/14/10 since I blogged a review or anything?! Wow. I guess I've just been busy out of the e-world. Expect a load of reviews and whatnot to load up just so I can catch u...

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This collection of DC Showcase animated shorts boasts the teaming-up of two of DC's most powerful heroes -- Superman (voiced by George Newbern) and Captain Marvel (Jerry O'Connell) -- as they ba...

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Ambitious young record company intern Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) will let nothing get in the way of his planned rise to the top in the music business -- not even the unruly rock star (Russell Bran...

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When she takes a job babysitting a young boy (Kai Caster) for a night at his family's remote farmhouse, sweet college co-ed Angie Albright (Sarah Thompson) becomes the target of a scar-covered c...

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In a world ravaged by the Fire nation's aggression toward the peaceful Air, Water and Earth nations, reluctant youth Aang (Noah Ringer) learns that he's an Avatar -- a rare being who can manipul...

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While visiting his Bible-thumping yet lecherous father in the desert, randy college student James (Sean Andrews) tries everything he can to hook up with the local curvaceous cuties, but his sex ...

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Filmmaker Chris Bell points the camera at his brothers and himself -- all of them users of steroids -- for this thought-provoking examination of sports, competition and the unyielding pressure t...

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Edward Furlong, Shaun Sipos, Sam Levinson and Steffen Mennekes co-star in this sobering psychological drama about three prisoners who torture their cellmate over the course of many long hours, e...

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Despite his outstanding intellect, associate professor Charlie Thurber (Luke Wilson) is a chronic underachiever and has never received university tenure. Aided by his nutty best friend, Charlie ...

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Milo Boyd (Gerard Butler) is a bounty hunter whose latest gig is rather satisfying, as he finds out that the bail-skipper he must chase down is his own ex-wife, Nicole (Jennifer Aniston) -- but ...

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After uncovering a sexually charged Web site that features morbidly obese women being held captive and taunted with fattening food, Australian cop Richard (Jack Thompson) travels to Ohio to inve...

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Grad student Sara Quinn (Julianne Nicholson) is perplexed by her endless string of romantic failures. Combining work on an anthropological dissertation with her quest for personal answers, Sara ...

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Desperate for some peace and quiet, New York attorney David Owen (Tim Robbins) takes matters into his own hands. He starts by leaving notes on cars whose owners don't turn off their alarms, but ...

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A humanoid slave from another planet (Joe Morton) escapes to the mean streets of Harlem. The people of the neighborhood are slowly won over by the slave's technical wizardry, and they adopt him ...

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