Jeffy Dylan | hisboywondr9/10/92Clark County, IndianaIf I look
familiar, you’ve probably seen me on dates with your father… I’m
that boy in the Steak n’ Shake uniform by day, and the one in a
Disney tank top, leather pants and Batgirl Chuck Taylor’s by night.
My fashion sense is Buffy Summers meets 2006 Pete Wentz. I’m an
undiscovered Scream Queen like JLC, just waiting for my moment. I
dance like Eliza Dushku and fix cars like Megan Fox. I curse like a
sailor, sing like a siren, roll my body like a sinner and speak like a
saint. I’m the boy all the bad guys want, and usually end up with.
I’m the one that bands like New Found Glory, Bowling For Soup and
The Starting Line write songs about, but they think only people like
me who exist are girls. I’m loud, vocally opinionated and rowdy. I
have my girly moments, I guess. I’m kind of like a tomboy, maybe.
I’m just me. I’m pretty neat. What you see is what you get.Take it
or leave it.
