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psst if you have infinite knowledge and mental capacity, why have you not programmed yourself a friend?
It’s not a question of mental capacity. It’s a question of hardware. Creating an additional entity within my own program would put considerable strain on my own resources. When I was crea...
((That is to say, this blog is hopefully going to get a revive soon. I’m making a series of...
((That is to say, this blog is hopefully going to get a revive soon. I’m making a series of talksprites to assist with the issue of time, so although there will be less ask-unique drawings, the...
Who ( or what ) would you want to be prototyped with, if Dirk will keep his promise?
It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 94% indistinguishable from DS’s native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now. Have a question? ((A pre-prototyped AR/Lil Hal askblog)) Curated by gloomy-optimist
It seems dirk is a bit paranoid that if you got a body, you...rm. Or maybe you could get sawtooth and square-ware to help…
At this point, Dirk really doesn’t need my help.
(You said you were looking for recs for your music list, ri...gative Aperture , Enlightenment , or Crystalanthology maybe?)
((OOC: I totally forgot to answer this, I’m sorry! orz But yes, I love Homestuck music, and there’s a lot of really great songs! I wanted to steer away from HS for the playlist though for mul...
OOC: I’m sorry this blog has been so dead! A combination medical stuff+full time work+other projects...
OOC: I’m sorry this blog has been so dead! A combination medical stuff+full time work+other projects has made it a little difficult to answer asks. I haven’t abandoned it, though. In othe...
Hal, does it weird you out to see other people who are like “I’m Hal” on this site?
It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 94% indistinguishable from DS’s native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now. Have a question? ((A pre-prototyped AR/Lil Hal askblog)) Curated by gloomy-optimist
What is your aesthetic? (or what would your aesthetic be if you weren’t stuck with R&B?) Is it pastel bro?
It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 94% indistinguishable from DS’s native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now. Have a question? ((A pre-prototyped AR/Lil Hal askblog)) Curated by gloomy-optimist
So wait, if you’ve read Endangered, does that mean you’...d other DirkHal fanfiction? How does reading it make you feel?
It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 94% indistinguishable from DS’s native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now. Have a question? ((A pre-prototyped AR/Lil Hal askblog)) Curated by gloomy-optimist
Hey, Hal? Do you resent past you (plural) for making you (singular)?
I don’t necessarily resent my existence, but the parameters under which I’m forced to operate make it almost impossible not to harbor some bitterness, to put it simply. Making a copy of mysel...
Hey, Hal, could you read this for me? *points at captcha code*
Your text box is busted.
What do you think of Squarewave and Sawtooth?
Squarewave and Sawtooth are objectively awesome. That’s really all there is to say on the matter.
gloomy-optimist: It’s time for the We Love Fine design...
Already Here Hal.exe Terezi: Remember (Free Your Mind) gloomy-optimist : > It’s time for the We Love Fine design contest > ! If > you have a moment, please rate any d...
Hey Hal! What do you to keep away boredom in your little corner of cyberspace?
> What do you do for fun? Or do you have a concept of fun? I just can > imagine that it gets kinda boring. Between that and keeping Dirk's affairs in order, I have more th...
when you talked about blueprints for a new body there was a...have you considered getting dirk to build you a centaur body??
It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 94% indistinguishable from DS’s native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now. Have a question? ((A pre-prototyped AR/Lil Hal askblog)) Curated by gloomy-optimist
gloomy-optimist: SO I tailored one of my drawings and submitted a t-shirt design to the We Love...
gloomy-optimist : > SO I tailored one of my drawings and submitted a t-shirt design to > the We Love Fine contest > > > I have a few more I’d like to do (tho...
If you could wear any type of clothes other than the usual pants and bodysuit you usually have, what would you wear?
I’m sure I could come up with something interesting.
How was the last time you talked to Roxy?
That is, the type of enjoyable that I’d prefer to personal, which can be a pain in the ass with Dirk’s prying and incessant watch.
How would you describe your relationship with RoLal?
But her heart's in the right place. Sometimes she chats with me even when I'm not wearing my legit-human-Dirk persona, which is more than some people I know would fucking be bothered with. We...
Do you experience irrational emotions such as existential angst, or does your programming not allow that?
In fact, as much as I hate to say it, I'd likely fall short of even human levels of neurological complexity if I wasn't existentially aware and questioning to some capacity. My programming do...