Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

One is a meaty urologist. submitted by /u/rsnook55

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glzqd5/what_is_the_difference_between_a_muscular/

Me me me me me me me submitted by /u/Slow_Ad1510

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glytoa/whats_a_narcissist_favorite_musical_note_to_sing/

father: “Really? How much do you earn?” young man: “2000 dollars a month” father: “That's not even enough for toilet paper.” The young man went to see his girlfriend and she ask...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glyr0b/a_young_man_went_to_his_girlfriends_father_and/

All were enjoying a few beers with each other when one new recruit noticed a German soldier drinking alone. He was shunned by all the other soldiers in the bar which puzzled the new recruit. He a...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glyj1i/a_group_of_soldiers_were_talking_in_a_bar/

Andrew Tate has finally got married. He was having a beer at a bar and suddenly he calls his newly wed wife, speaking in a harsh tone: - You should make sure there's plenty of hot water, i don't ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glwi68/a_manly_man/

The priest asks if anyone would like to say a final word. Someone stands up and says, “Plethora.” “Thank you,” says the priest. “That means a lot.” submitted by /u/PussyTermin4tor...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glvlhn/at_a_funeral/

’About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gluk4m/a_woman_decides_to_have_a_face_lift_for_her_50th/

One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought it was very romantic. Over the next three days, the engineer went to her and gave her an apple. On the third day the woman as...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glr8qk/a_doctor_and_an_engineer_were_in_love_with_the/

I stepped on a calendar submitted by /u/OskarTheRed

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glqii3/i_was_recently_on_several_dates_at_once/

The only drawback is that you can't use it to power a vehicle; its a stationery engine. submitted by /u/Big_Bri_Guzzi

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glp7w9/ive_finally_perfected_an_internal_combustion/

My chairity will help them. submitted by /u/TwisterUprocker

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glnu5j/there_are_alot_of_people_who_cant_afford_to_sit/

Over the next twenty years they made 124 billion dollars selling hats to each other. submitted by /u/Make_the_music_stop

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glnsgt/there_were_two_economists_who_were_shipwrecked_on/

"Fuckin' immigrant" submitted by /u/TimeToSeattleDown

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gln162/what_did_the_winner_of_the_boat_race_say_to_the/

I'm just glowing with pride. submitted by /u/humperty

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gll5zo/i_got_a_new_job_at_a_nuclear_power_station/

...it had a Czech Engine Light. submitted by /u/Good_Ad_1386

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glk724/i_just_got_a_skoda_at_a_big_discount_because/

I thought that sounds easy enough. submitted by /u/tacticaljobby

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gljww3/my_girlfriend_asked_me_if_i_wanted_to_go_for_a/

The test was about Tardigrades submitted by /u/1Universal_Turtle

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glizkg/my_kids_biology_teacher_returned_her_test_scores/

In Greece! submitted by /u/DrCalavry2024

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gliyci/how_does_zeus_like_to_fry_his_eggs/

All I can think of now is how to win her back. submitted by /u/StockInitial4460

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gldccl/i_lost_my_girlfriend_because_i_was_a_compulsive/

He noticed a crowd of people throwing stones at an adulteress. Jesus said, “Let whoever is without sin cast the first stone.” Suddenly a rock flew through the air. Jesus turned and said...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1glcwa9/jesus_was_walking_through_the_streets_when/

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see. submitted by /u/corporalcrocodile

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gl4xfy/two_blondes_fell_down_a_hole/

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gl3l0c/two_bored_male_casino_dealers_are_waiting_at_the/

In bed, she can mate me in 4 moves. submitted by /u/MarcoDanielRebelo

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gl1cac/my_girlfriend_takes_chess_too_seriously/

"Look, isn't this proof that all vaginas are ugly?" he told me. I said, "That's a fallacy." He looked at the photograph again, "No, it's definitely a vagina." submitted by /u/incredibleinkpen...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gkzk9o/my_friend_showed_me_a_random_photograph_of_a/

Embarrassed, I said, "It's just another way of saying 'golf', son." Then next day he said, "Dad, nobody at school wants to be my friend anymore." "Why not?" I asked. "I asked them if they w...

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1gkz4go/dad_began_my_son_what_does_gilf_mean/

Hey there, folks! As many of you are aware (and have raised concerns about), there's lately been a worrying rise in the amount of spam, the number of bots, and the presence of low-quality conte...

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