Reasons My Son Is Crying

You try to protect your kids from the evil and horrors of this world but, despite your best efforts, some things are simply unavoidable. 5yo: “Daddy, I saw Lego Star Wars and Jar Jar Binks wa...

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5yo: “I don’t think Momma wants to drive.” Me: “Why not?” 5yo: “Because when you asked her to, she said ‘that’s fine’. Like this: ‘Fine.’”

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Obviously. (Comic created by PeanutGalleryComics.com. They make hand-drawn, custom comic strips out of your stories. Send in a photo and a story and their writers and illustrators do the rest!)

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6yo: “Daddy? Can we watch a show?” Me: “You know, they say that books are TV… for your BRAIN!” 6yo: “So TV is the same as books? WE’RE GOING TO WATCH SO MANY BOOKS!!!” Me: “Wait...

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“Look Daddy, they’re playing Water Soccer!” - 6yo, successfully explaining Water Polo to me for the first time.

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Got a solid four hours of sleep before our make-up flight this morning. We’re all feeling refreshed and happy!

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Southwest Airlines is giving us a surprise slumber party at the airport! I hope they know they’re on the hook for the s'mores and the spoooooooky stories!

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Just saw a pilot rushing through the airport with his wife and young son. He looked late and stressed. If he can miss his flight, what chance do I have?

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(Watching TV Ad) Kit Harington: “A car should only be measured by one thing…” 6yo: “SPEED!!” Kit Harington: “…how it makes you feel.” 6yo: “Pfffft.”

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You just haven’t lived until you’ve cleaned dog poop from the tread of a child’s Samba Classic with nothing but a bottle of water, 1 napkin, 3 leaves, and your own bravery.

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“He met Donald Trump.” Submitted By: Tonya S. Location: Louisiana, United States

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“We were talking about something other than robots.” Submitted By: Ben W. Location: United Kingdom

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Me: “I can’t believe you can spell ‘zoo’ all by yourself! Do you know how to spell any other words?” 5yo: “Yes. Preposterous. A-P-R-E-Z.”

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“Mom and Dad won’t stop singing ‘Boyz II Men’s ‘End of the Road’.” Submitted By: Kristen C. Location: New Jersey, United States

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Parenting. (Comic created by PeanutGalleryComics.com. They make hand-drawn, custom comic strips out of your stories. Send in a photo and a story and their writers and illustrators do the rest!)

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5yo: “Here are the things that I love: Momma, Daddy almost, Candy, and ICE CREAM!” Me: “Almost?” 5yo: “Almost.” Oh.

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5yo: “Daddy - in my sand castle you can do everything that is illegal!” Me: “Like what?” 5yo: “You know, swing from the lights, dive in a pool - AND SMASH A GLASS OF BEER ON THE GROUND!...

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