Zonar's Superior Being Blog

ROBIN HOOD The Gladiator team of Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe shrug their shoulders at not having had as much success with any other project in the ten years since that film, attempt to make ...

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SEX IN THE CITY 2 Now I watched when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!” And I looked, and behold, a ...

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FURRY VENGEANCE I have a theory about what might be happening here, and the theory is this: Brendan Fraser and Eddie Murphy have some kind of secret millionaires' bet about which one of them can ...

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I have been reading your primitive Earth internets and enjoying some of the hilarious notions your species dreams up that they believe pass for inventions. Now, I shall do you the favor of sharin...

http://zonarthesuperion.blogspot.com/2010/04/earth-inventions-double-down-hooded.html

ALICE IN WONDERLAND Or, as it should've been called: Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's "Wonka in Wonderland." Hot Topic T-shirt designer Tim Burton applies his (or Charles Addams') same-old styl...

http://zonarthesuperion.blogspot.com/2010/03/revies-of-movies-i-have-no-intention-of.html

I spotted this commercial on your television cablecast today, and was uncertain I was reading its message correctly. The commercial in question: Am I to understand that Ms. Spears' fantasy is to...

http://zonarthesuperion.blogspot.com/2009/12/smell-of-subjugation.html

T HE PRINCESS & THE FROG OH, GOODY. THE DISNEY CORPORATION IS BACK IN THE BUSINESS OF WATERING DOWN AND COMMERCIALIZING TRADITIONAL HUMAN FAIRY TALES. FOR A FEW YEARS NOW THEY’VE BEEN TRYING S...

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NINJA ASSASSIN This movie keeps billing itself as the best Ninja movie ever made. Was that a hard title to earn? Kind of sounds like being the toughest kid in the chess club. Also, do you kno...

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Here's a most-popular picture today: Cambodian mechanic Nhean Phaloek sits in his self-designed home-made Angkor 333-2010 car at his house in Phnom Penh. The gold-coloured convertible turns head...

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The following text is a report I have written up on the human holiday Thanksgiving to send to the Superion High Command. I repost it on this blog so that you humans may enjoy my insights on your ...

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THIS, dear readers, this is precisely why I am so fascinated by the Yahoo's Most Popular Feature. Think of the myriad possibilities for photographic presentation even on your unpalatable planet: ...

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2012 Oh, Roland Emmerich. What a sad man you have become. Going back to the disaster movie well yet again even though the it's long run dry? This movie may purport to take place a few years in...

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From the following photo at Yahoo's Most Popular: The caption: This undated photo courtesy of the Food Network shows chef Bobby Flay, from left, and White House chef Cristeta Comerford, Alton Br...

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You may have noticed there is advertising along the side of my amazingly-well-written blog entries. Hey, even superior beings from outer space have to pay the bills, you know. Anyway, I realize...

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On today's visit to Yahoo's Most Popular, I was absolutely delighted to see the picture posted below. The caption reads: "This photo taken Oct. 4, 2009 shows pugs Mochi, left, and Olive posing f...

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As a student of human behavior, from time to time I enjoy checking in on Yahoo's Most Popular listings to see what topics and images you poop machines are currently finding to be the most menta...

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THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS Obviously this movie is simply a human propaganda piece, designed to trick hostile alien creatures into believing that human beings are capable of heretofore unreveal...

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The last thing the people of Earth need is yet another re-telling of A CHRISTMAS CAROL (especially one that opens the first week of November). Following numerous stage and screen adaptations ...

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I see from your recently-held human elections that Earthlings continue to not want to allow individuals attracted to members of the same gender (or homo-sexuals) to unite in a legally-binding cer...

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Welcome to my new blog, humans. Prepare your feeble minds to be blown! Perhaps a very tight hat might assist you in keeping some of your brains within your skulls, but I think not! Minds will be ...

http://zonarthesuperion.blogspot.com/2009/11/brace-yourselves-humans.html