As the sole person still writing for a zombie Cubs blog, it may come as a shock to you that I'm actually a Dodgers fan (even though I hate them). It's true. Check the old posts...or don't. Who ca...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2024/06/the-gist-2024-game-61-cubs-7-white-sox-6.html
Former MLB pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the baseball writers of America right after they turn in an embarrassing HOF ballot. They'll t...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2023/10/an-official-statement-from-bud-norris.html
I'd rather get ingested into a jet engine than listen to this again. Decline is a choice.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2023/06/tms-reviews-morgan-wallens-last-night.html
The Top 5 Thanksgiving movies offered without further comment: 1. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 2. The Ice Storm 3. Scent of a Woman 4. Dutch 5. Die Hard
http://www.thundermatt.com/2022/11/top-5-thanksgiving-movies.html
No one cares about your dog but you.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2022/01/war-criminal-other-peoples-dogs.html
Steve Bannon OR Steve Bannon?
Because you touch yourself at night and you deserve nothing.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2020/06/the-real-reason-there-will-be-no-2020.html
Braves, err Dodgers, err Cardinals, wait no, apparently Phillies pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the Atlanta, LA, or St. Louis beat writ...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2020/06/a-tuesday-afternoon-update-from-bud.html
A few years ago, a group of internet trolls got together at a Denny's and decided they were going to annoy everyone by saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Somehow this horseshit caught on and n...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2019/12/top-5-christmas-movies-of-2019.html
Last night, the Padres hired a new manager. Some dopey kid, I dunno. No one cares. The real issue is that 1) I had no idea they had fired their old manager and 2) Bud Black hasn't been their ma...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2019/10/a-corrected-list-of-current-mlb-managers.html
It's been a while but I thought I'd just pop on and say that Nicholas Castellanos is a pretty OK player. Also the return of Planters Cheez Balls has been a welcome surprise.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2019/08/nicholas-castellanos-is-pretty-ok.html
Earlier this year, mad with power and Apple Music, I listened to the entire KISS catalog. I’d always liked a few songs, but never bothered to listen to the bulk of their music, but with e...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2018/11/tms-investigates-who-pooped-in-vinnie.html
Braves, err Dodgers, no wait, Cardinals (really?) pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the Atlanta or LA beat writers. They'll tell you. You ...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2018/02/tms-improv-with-bud-norris.html
Look, none of you give a damn but I love a good year end list more than I should, so here are some Top 5 of 2017 lists for you. I'm old and don't actually go to the movies anymore. Top 5 2017 M...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2017/12/governor-xs-best-of-2017.html
Tennessee Athletic Director Curie has been relieved of her duties. She has vowed to devote more time to scientific research.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2017/12/breaking-news-curie-out-as-tennessee.html
The decaying husk of Deadspin just released a garbage ranking of U2 albums in preparation of the release of Songs of Experience on December 1st. Please disregard it. Here is the correct list...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2017/11/u2-albums-ranked-properly.html
It's one of the oldest parenting tropes in pop culture. "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." I have that feeling right now. And for anyone that's written about something the...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2017/06/miguel-montero-is-dead-to-me.html
ORCHARD PARK - The Buffalo Bills have relieved Head Coach Carrie Fisher of her head coaching duties. Fisher was 15-16 in her Bills career. Heaven needed another angel.
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/12/breaking-news-carrie-fisher-fired-as.html
Like most of you, I've spent every hour since November 2 drifting on a sea of endorphins - with only some of that coming from monstrous beer intake. The Cubs did it! They won the World Seri...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/11/profiles-in-doubt-tms-watches-world.html
I've tried really hard to keep politics away from TMS, lest we turn into the next Deadgawkerspin, but god damn it, we have a new first family coming in and everyone likes rankings. So here, have ...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/11/a-completely-arbitrary-ranking-of-trumps.html
For those of you that have been following us around the last 10 years, it shouldn't come as a surprise to you that the first thing posted here about the Cubs winning the World Series is going...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/11/welllast-week-sure-was-something-wasnt.html
God, it's been such a long wait. Can you remember what you were doing? Were you even born? Of course you were. Game 7 was June 19th. Are you an infant? If so, go back to bed. Stupid babies. T...
I'm really frustrated and angry. In sports, the mantra is "stay positive and believe" but holy crap, are the Cubs testing my patience. You know what? For just a minute, let's forget all tha...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/10/game-3-recap-get-it-all-out_19.html
Yes, I stayed awake for the whole game last night. If one person this morning asks me "Was it worth it?" I will murder them for 2 reasons. First, I don't even know how to answer that question...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/10/the-gist-not-great-bob.html
In every lifetime, there are certain moments that will go down in history as defining moments in American culture. TMS Oral History is a series where we take a closer look at such moments through...
http://www.thundermatt.com/2016/10/jeff-samardzija-hot-diarrhea-geyser-tms.html