TV Guide, eh? This fucking doorslam can go fuck itself. I want to watch T-fucking-V, and I want you to guide me through the traumatic experience. I don’t want your fucking app.
Wolfram fucking Alpha. Can you tell me how many people want your fucking app, eh? I don’t want your fucking app.
Do users really hate #doorslam pop-ups? I’ve receive this email from a webmaster whose site was featured here. (Published with permission) > Interesting idea. I will recommend we A/B ...
All Things Digital? The only thing more fucking annoying than a fucking #doorslam for your own app is a #doorslam for SOMEONE ELSE’S FUCKING APP! I mean, for fuck’s sake, what the fuck were...
Hey, PressePortal.de Was zum Teufel? Dieses Stück verdammte Scheiße ist widerlich. Ich will nicht dein verdammtes Handy-Anwendung!
Tapatalk? Fuckashit more like (look, it’s late and I’m fucking exhausted). This fucking pop-up infests nearly every fucking forum I visit. What’s fucking worse is when I hit the fucking CAN...
TheFreeDictionary. This behaviour makes me say “fuck you fucks for this fuckwittery” - by which I have signalled my angry dismissal of you foolish people for wasting my time. I don’t want...
Taste dot com dot Australi-fucking-a. No. NO! I want my fucking wonton soup recipe and I want it fucking NOW! I don’t want your fucking app!
Flickr, you fuckr. I want to view a fucking photograph, not wade through a fucking app install process. Ge the fuck out of my way. I don’t want your fucking app!
Intstructables? What the fuck is this fucking bullshit? You’ve got a fucking awesome mobile website - so what’s the fucking point in slamming the goddamned door in my face? Listen, you bunch ...
Hey, Sky, instead of this fucking #doorslam why not take me to YOUR FUCKING MOBILE SITE! Remember, the one at http://m.tyneandwear.sky.com/static/v5343/tyneandwear/mobile - FFS, what’s the fuc...
Dear Rotten Tomatoes, “Cancel to continue” - really? Look, I’m trying to read a moview review quickly. I don’t want to have to piss about installing an app and then trying to find the f...
The Daily Fucking Mail’s #doorslam. Not content with smug hypocritical moralising, they’re advertising that their website is so shite that you’d be better off leaving and going elsewhere. A...
Quora’s #doorslam won’t even let you read more than one fucking answer without their fucking app. What’s the fucking point in that? I want to use your fucking site and you’re pushing me t...
Forbes, a fucking #doorslam which doesn’t show a fucking thing is fucking useless. Still, at least you’re not pushing a bullshit app.
Google Fucking Plus. The only social network more fucking useless than MySpace. Trying to view a friend’s post, and I get this #doorslam. I want to quickly see a photo that some Google employee...
Barclays. Not content with fucking over the country by allegedly fixing the fucking libor rates, manipulating the fucking ISDAfix, and mis-selling PPI to thousands of fucking people - you’re no...
Rightmove? Wrong move you fucking muppets! Zoopla don’t slam the fucking door in my fucking face. No, I don’t want your fucking app.
Yo, Bleacher Report, I’d like to get my fucking team’s news through my fucking browser. I don’t want your fucking app. Thanks to James Fucking Whatley for the tip.
What happens when you try to “follow” this very page on the Tumblr website.