non-carborundum

I like toilet humour; I like Viz Comic; I like posting artwork and comic strips. My main hobbies are sniffing girls bicycle seats at weekends and folding paper towels into the shape of a vagina… I’m not folding my cock in half for anyone. In my spare time I like to construct miniature blow up dolls with massive tits. I post these pictures for my own puerile amusement, they still make me giggle like a teenage girl after all these years. I know better, but I choose to ignore it. Favourite word is gullible. If you want to read the comic strips, why don’t you try clicking on the individual strips and then magnify them. I give you something different, you all copy off someone else. Things that you may not know I can do… 1, Can peel an Orange in one pocket while tossing myself off in the other pocket simultaneously, and culminate at the same time as I’ve peeled the Orange. 2, Can fill an empty biro pen full of masturbation cream without spilling a single drop, because I’m that kind of guy! 3, If you believe the first two points above this, see fourth sentence down in my bio. Bye!