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PORTLAND, Ore. — White progressive voters across the country announced they were excited by how many different races, genders, and ethnicities they can blame for… The post Nation’s White ...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/nations-white-progressives-excited-by-amount-of-diversity-in-who-they-can-blame-for-election-outcome/

WASHINGTON — Vice President-elect J.D. Vance made history earlier this week when he became the first person to hold the office who is extremely unsettling… The post J.D. Vance Makes History...

https://thehardtimes.net/music/j-d-vance-makes-history-as-the-first-openly-extremely-unsettling-to-be-around-vice-president/

APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to his braided goatee as a… The post Woman Horrified to Learn the �...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/woman-horrified-to-learn-the-fur-baby-her-date-keeps-referring-to-is-his-braided-goatee/

We hear it all the time when a literary classic is put to film: “I enjoyed it, but the movie was so much better.” Even… The post Opinion: While the Music Video for Sisqó’s “The Thong...

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-while-the-music-video-for-sisqos-the-thong-song-was-enjoyable-it-did-not-do-the-novel-justice/

ST. PAUL, Minn. — A lineup of bands playing at popular punk house Chalet Cretin has been quickly re-billed as a “basement show” after a… The post House Show Becomes Basement Show After ...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/house-show-becomes-basement-show-after-sinkhole-opens-beneath-living-room/

WASHINGTON — Members of the Kamala Harris campaign admit they were deeply troubled by the complete lack of dead people voting in this year’s election,… The post Harris Campaign Disappoint...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/harris-campaign-disappointed-by-lack-of-turnout-amongst-dead-voters/

WASHINGTON — The leaders of the Democratic National Committee announced they plan to learn absolutely nothing from their embarrassing loss to President-elect Donald Trump, multiple… The pos...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dnc-announces-plans-to-learn-nothing-from-this/

WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Local Trump supporter Stephen Hall confirmed that he is happy about Trump’s win, but is a “little disappointed” that he won’t… The post Trump Voter a Little Di...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trump-voter-a-little-disappointed-he-wont-get-to-shit-on-desk-in-capitol-this-time/

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. – Local World War II enthusiast Edward Spencer says he is looking forward to witnessing the rise of fascism unfold in real-time, horrified… The post History Buff Excited to...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/history-buff-excited-to-experience-what-1930s-germany-was-like/

RICHMOND, Va. — Trey Bollinger, proud owner of a $91,273 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD, accused Tesla Cybertruck owners of being “totally fucking ridiculous,” confirmed sources… The post Man ...

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-with-90000-chevy-pickup-accuses-cybertruck-owner-of-being-ridiculous/

It’s time we start to take better care of ourselves. We walk around with tense muscles that affect our blood circulation, stress, and proper posture.… The post Deal Alert! This Man On Craig...

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