Because his pecker is on his face. submitted by /u/savetheday21
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1flvyqp/why_doesnt_a_rooster_wear_underwear/
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya! submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
“Hold mah beer and watch this!” submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1fk76l2/what_are_the_last_words_uttered_before_99_of/
Updog. submitted by /u/this1tyme
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1fjc4fr/whats_the_last_text_a_hezbollah_soldier_ever/
Both use their fingers if it's under 10 submitted by /u/PSxplays
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1fj585c/whats_the_similarity_between_pedophile_and/
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails? submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1fhkekf/what_did_one_lesbian_say_to_the_other_lesbian/
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc submitted by /u/vapeturtle
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1fdyreb/dont_forget_to_leave_box_cutters_in_your_fire/
Piss in a bucket at the same time. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f81o1d/what_can_six_men_do_that_three_women_cant/
-1 submitted by /u/elhermanobrother
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f7f7oa/how_many_white_guys_does_it_take_to_end_a/
submitted by /u/sotoshy
It would be IX/XI submitted by /u/sotoshy
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f6bemc/without_the_arabs_we_wouldnt_have_911/
She gets dandruff on her shoes. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
…and the dashboard and the windshield. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f3q0uw/when_i_was_was_younger_i_first_heard_about/
"But why do they keep falling out?" I asked Noel and Liam's mum. submitted by /u/RaygunForTheGold
Well a rooster clucks defiance…. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f2t2sq/whats_the_difference_between_a_rooster_and_a/
Their nose is like a built in dildo submitted by /u/Fuck-having-username
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f1gk2e/why_do_women_love_sitting_on_jews/
submitted by /u/sotoshy
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1f13eha/give_me_the_most_darkest_jokes_you_guys_have/
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen submitted by /u/Fuck-having-username
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ezh2wp/why_cant_america_and_britain_play_chess/
Two Jews found a penny at the same time. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ezf6md/how_was_copper_wire_invented/
Juan Million submitted by /u/CRIPPTER_67
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1eywn0u/what_do_you_call_a_mexican_millionaire/
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off submitted by /u/Fuck-having-username
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1eycmms/why_do_jews_get_circumcised/
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old” submitted by /u/Fuck-having-username
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1exj03o/my_girlfriend_called_me_a_pedophile/
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through. submitted by /u/Thuban
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1excmhk/what_the_best_part_of_banging_a_trans_girl/
An interracial car crash. submitted by /u/No-Carpenter-3457
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1exc9bi/what_is_black_white_and_red_all_over/
In light of recent events I just wanted to express our support to the movement to stop letting the government treat black people like shit. AS IT IS STATED IN THE RULES, WE DO NOT CONDONE ANY D...
https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/gzi1fw/black_lives_matter/