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474: Open and Shut Case
Another Candlekeep mystery begins with—you guessed it—more book problems for Frittat’ha, Hermioneigh, Naiasa, N’iss, and Paulie. Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, James Thomson, Jason Sn...
473: Tomb of Horrors, Part 5
Our heroes deal with a wish-granting non-genie, disagreeable keys, and a powerful lich in this, the concluding chapter of Tomb of Horrors! Scott McNulty with Annette Wierstra, Mikah Sargent, Mo...
472: Tomb of Horrors, Part 4
After a year-long sabbatical, it’s Shocktober once again for Ch’omasa, L’nell, Daffné, and Thald, as they deal with skulls, gems, and a bone-chilling fear of keys in the triumphant return ...
471: A Gurgle Full of Blood
Our heroes delve deep underground, commit numerous HR violations, and make questionable hiring decisions as they interrogate quietly quitting cultists and more, in the grand finale of this Shockt...
470: Vecna, Vecna, and Lich LLC
Having escaped the sewers, our quasi-deputized heroes take on cultists with eyes in their hands and hate in their hearts, as we continue Shocktober’s (piercing screams) descent into subterranea...
469: Ooze it or Lose it
A pitched sewer battle against oozing creatures devolves into a business pitch and Arch laying hands on himself with alarming frequency as Shocktober (zombie growl) continues! Dan Moren and Ton...
468: I Speak Rat
It’s the start of Shocktober (spooky noises) and a brand new group of heroes dive deep into the sewers of Neverwinter to encounter talkative rats, desiccated eyes, and questions about the pecki...
467: War Picks Have the Power
After seven years Eglath’s Angels finally managed to complete the Princes of the Apocalypse adventure. But at what cost? Maybe they should have stayed in Tyr. Scott McNulty with Aleen Simms, ...
466: Don't Feed the Bulettes
While the party explores so. many. corridors, Carlos doesn’t have an inside voice, Omlöl keeps walkin’, Regdar doesn’t like it when Carlos winks, Zotasha is interested in swirly purple, Ka...
465: I Don't Talk to Pizzas
As the party battles a whole family of hook horrors, Eglath’s Angels suddenly become competent, efficient, and effective. Scott wonders if he’s in the wrong Zoom. Scott McNulty with Aleen S...
464: Capering Mud Men
As the party keeps on truckin’, Regdar chews on a stalagbite, Kat’chka invents the frisbee, Omlöl continues learning about himself, Zotasha wants to go mudding, Shara is in search of somethi...
463: Summon Greater Landscaper
As the party continues into the tunnels, Omlöl communes with nature, Carlos looks for a seam, Zotasha doesn’t trust hot mud, Kat’chka discovers weird things, and Shara doesn’t want to levi...
462: Weekend at Keltar's
In this episode, Carlos hears roaring and gurgling, Kat’chka puts the bug in bugaloo, Omlöl likes running toward danger, Regdar runs near danger, Shara doesn’t go around the bend, and Zotash...
461: Something Dumb Is About to Happen
Welcome back to the blood-soaked sands of Athas! Door Dash your Pegasus and throw your money on the floor because these weirdos are level 10 now. You might think that means fewer hijinks and less...
460: Curse of Strahd: Epilogue
The rumours are true—you can trust the network of teens spreading the news—Strahd really is dead! Join the Dog & Pony crew on their farewell tour through Barovia (both little and big) as they...
459: Strahd, Go to Your Tomb!
The epic battle (finally!) reaches its climax! Who will survive? Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt and Mikah Sargent.
458: MTV's Crypts
This battle is still in progress. Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt and Mikah Sargent.
457: Please Frickin' Die
This vampire party isn’t over! The epic final battle remains epic as we ask questions like Do vampires poop? What is the sound of one invisible vampire missing? What is the curse of Strahd? And...
456: Praise the Nilbog
The final battle continues because violence is the only language the undead understand Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt and Mikah Sargent.
455: Batless in Barovia
The epic battle begins! Strahd is babygirl. Bruldish establishes the stakes. Imra is nervous (or maybe that’s just Aleen). Crucible and Elavor call some friends. Lina goes rogue. Arrigal is a l...
454: Fern Gully Bat
The Dog & Pony crew finally enter the catacombs for a flap and map. The vibes are bad. Real bad.
453: Heart! Heart! Heart!
The Dog & Pony crew faces the monster under the bed, considers a move to Ravenloft Heights Condos, contemplates vampire theology, and breaks some heart. Of course, once again, they gotta go up to...
452: A Mouthful of Vampire Juice
It’s just some axes, messin’ around and vampires named Oliver, Poison, Malachi, Renée, and Gerald and Johnny Darkness. See you next time, Renée!
451: OSHA the Spider Hag
The party grapples with questions like “How would a spider stand on eight different office chairs?,” “Will the treasure be a gilded bed-flipper or a three-pack of magic axes?,” and “Are...
450: Many Pieces of Furniture Died Here
In the course of mapping the Larders of Ill Omen, the team encounters a Crucible crucible, a spooky office, the ruined corpses of cots, and so many tears. But it starts with a hug.
449: Sparkling Despair
Lina du Lina is a sommelier who stores her emotions in her swords, and Elavor pleads the fifth acorn. Meanwhile, the crew traverses a misty hallway toward a wine cellar where Bruldish has a coupl...
448: An Octopus Riding a Sabertooth Tiger
The Dog & Pony crew is back! Bruldish, Crucible, Elavor, Imra, Lina, and the whole menagerie kick off the season with a drawbridge that’s just a bridge, a really charming rat, some sweeping in ...
447: A Showoff Assassin
In the final episode of The Price of Beauty, the adventurers take the battle to the hags…when they aren’t repeatedly pulling Townley from the abyss.
446: Murder Armoire
Our heroes are stuck in a hallway, and their only means of defense are arson and ice rinks with a dash of desperation.
445: Auburn or Blauburn
The party reunites, beats up some statues, and encounters language barriers in their quest to save a scared Dwarf from a questionable wellness clinic.
444: Marinara Mimosa
Jasper meets a kobold, Lonewalker befriends a gorgon, and they may unlock the secret of the spa…but at what cost?
443: Spataumatons
Relaxation turns into suspicion as the party learns more about a spa whose main product is secrecy.
442: Spa Day
Our heroes have a spa day, but behind the incense and wind chimes lies danger.
441: We're Big Readers Here
A group of misfit adventurers climb through a book-shaped portal and into a suspiciously lovely spa on a quest to find a Dwarven librarian.
440: Plan L for Lion
The Stygian Gambit comes to a thrilling conclusion, but not before Revelle instigates even more lion chaos!
439: I Am A Loud Lion
Plan B - the B is for best. Or is it for bump? Baboon?
438: This Casino Is Not Airtight
Some rat shenanigans, a soak in the spa, and … Oh God! It’s a LION!
437: Rat Race
Come for the duelling intimidation checks, stay for the downtime portion of the heist.
436: Rule 6: Win! Win! Win!
TPK returns to the greater Varkenbluff area with another heisty challenge, in which Jaee, Levithia, Revelle, and K’ronng learn it’s better to rule in Hell than serve drinks at a casino.
435: That's Not a Boomstick
Our heroes reconvene, and the smackdown begins with spikes and teleporting and murderously rough terrain! Oh my!
434: Paulie Read an Ethics Book
The spelunking continues as our party confronts both menacing meenlocks and muddy morasses of morality.
433: Sorry about the Bagpipes
From empty(?) town to damp caves, our exhausted adventurers just can’t catch a break as they delve deep into the meenlock mystery.
432: Spooky Nightmares
Our (mostly) exhausted heroes explore the easily mispronounced town of Vermeillon to untangle the mystery of an abandoned domicile and the strange creatures within.
431: Disco Centipedes
Can our heroes resist an onslaught of disco centipedes in an otherwise drab town? Can they keep stay-stay-staying alive?
430: Bats are the Answer
In this new Candlekeep Mysteries adventure, A Deep and Creeping Darkness, a band of mismatched adventurers visit the realm’s largest library. Literary snobbery ensues.
429: Roll for Chocolate
Settle in (to a bath?), light a fire (on yourself?), cuddle up (with a dragon?), and enjoy this extra-long holiday special, in which four epic-level adventurers try to save the Mirthmas gifts and...
428: Yetis Roasting on an Open Fire
Our heroes continue their trek to the tower to save all the Mirthmas gifts. But can they get past the spicy magic? And who’s in the bathroom?
427: Dearth of Mirth
Happy Mirthmas, everyone! For your holiday cheer, we bring you an epic-level adventure, How the Lich Stole Mirthmas, in which four experienced adventurers go on a quest to achieve an improved vib...
426: A Troubling Amount of Blood
The party is so busy judging a book by its cover they forgot all about the bloody child. Shemshime’s Bedtime Rhyme concludes, and there’s even a bit of falling action!
425: Sharp and Pointy and Demanding
The earworm-based curse continues to sow discord among the adventurers. They’re sorry for all of this.
424: The Fighting Librarians
The party has gotten themselves into a classic cursed-book situation. But can they get out?
423: Upsetting Image
After four minutes of tag, Paulie is ready to use magic on children - all in the name of finding a solution to the curse of course…
422: Do Do Doo Doo Doo
A new Candlekeep adventure begins! Five familiar adventurers are stuck in the overflow rooms and concerned with toast.
421: Tomb of Horrors, Part 3
A band of adventurers and their incredibly resilient panther reunite for their annual dungeon punishment by way of traps, deadly gasses, scares, and more! Will Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and ...
420: Femur vs Glaive
A suspicious professor, ex-student ghouls, and a stinky basement all come together as the Horror at Havel’s Cross saga concludes.
419: Fake Blood Curse
A group of Level 2 adventurers and a doddering professor investigate a field trip gone horribly wrong…or has it? (It has.)
418: Goblin Brain Trust
In this stand-alone adventure, neophyte adventurers and an easily distracted academic indulge in archaeology and violence.
417: A Coherent, Legitimate Plan
The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.
416: The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway
We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.
415: Societies with Secrets
A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.
414: Flying and Dying
The Book of the Raven finale! In which the party saves some of their people.
413: Dog Duty
The party goes one at a time into the grave.
412: Yelling Down a Well
Wereravens? There ravens!
411: Really Split the Party
The party encounters a muscular demon-goat thing.
410: A Weird Bird Pact
The party encounters a rolling cloud of darkness that murders things.
409: Cryptic Raven
A new Candlekeep Adventure begins! Another set of familiar and new adventurers encounter the Book of the Raven and wonder “Which way?”
408: Crowded Hovel
In which the party concludes the adventure by taking on some jacked-up jackals and making a rug burrito.
407: Library Police
In which the party plays “Good Book Inspector, Bad Book Inspector” with a pack of baddies.
406: Rat Management
In which the party can’t tell what’s blood and what’s tomato sauce.
405: Meatball Sub Vouchers
In which these book inspectors would like to speak to the manager about this Gingwatzim.
404: Almost Murdered by a Book
In which some familiar adventurers and a couple new faces encounter Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions. And a generous amount of slime.
403: Approach the Toad
In which it’s time to quit horsing around and pony up.
402: A Horse-sized Hole
In which the party finds books in chains.
401: Lawful Good but Not Nice
In which the party learns a meatball sub is the best medicine.
400: A Walk with Paulie
In which five intrepid adventurers join DM Tony to discover The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces - the first adventure from the book Candlekeep Mysteries.
399: Ask the DMs - Again!
What kind of wacky podcast would celebrate their 400th episode on episode 399? Why, this one of course! And what better way to celebrate than to ask our TPK DMs listener questions?
398: Beggar King Papoose
Our Gribbits Detective Agency adventure reaches its end. There’s a ship on fire, a bunch of orphans down in the hold, and possibly two Beggar Kings. What could go wrong? Everything. Everything ...
397: Let's Circle Back to That
While Glupo attempts to singlehandedly save a bunch of orphans, the rest of the crew seriously considers arson as the ultimate problem solver.
396: Carpenter or Orphan?
What were we doing again? The adventurers meet a butler, scam some free booze, then wander down to the docks to see if they can find a ship that might give them clues to… something? Also, Frank...
395: Chits and Salsa
The satchel is full of condiments.
394: I'm Not Dying... It's Ketchup
Our sort-of detectives are confronted by some mysterious goons and must fight for their lives!
393: I Seen Him, By Crikey
Bruce the Seagull would like to be paid in french fries. Continuing an adventure created by the Dragon Friends, “The Gribbits Detective Agency!” Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has ...
392: I'm Pretty Sure I'm King Now
Presenting an adventure created by the Dragon Friends, “The Gribbits Detective Agency!” Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has adult language and themes, so this story is not for kids!...
391: Send Forth the Spiders!
In this season finale, we go clubbing and light a beacon.
390: Always Stack Your Rogues
We visit the Greater Metropolitan Little Barovia Area.
389: The Paddington-Chucky Spectrum
We’re actually doing a dragon heist! Thanks to Elizabeth Fijalkowski for the amazing artwork of Elavor and friends!
388: You Gotta Go Up to Go Down
We demonstrate the “risen cost fallacy.”
387: Look at This Terrible Hallway
We’re gonna get him like Capone.
386: Die, Foul Friendly Creature!
We’re guests of Mr. Strahd, in one of the nicer rooms.
385: Come on in, the Water's Blood
We explore the Rooms of Weeping.
384: It's Stairs All the Way Down
One does not simply walk through more doors.
383: Can't Un-flip That Bed
We are nearly thwarted by a teen.
382: Why Is This Castle This Way?
We’ve gotta social engineer Strahd unless he keeps his password on a post-it.
381: Ask Not for Who the Bing Bongs
We find magic PEZ, oily books, and a well-appointed study featuring a helluva portrait. Art by Elizabeth Fijalkowski ~ aka Lizziefij
380: We're Gonna Be Good Strahds
We’re rapping about werewolves and finding Infinity Stones.
379: Prisoner's Dilemma
Meet Danu! In the basement!
378: Brunch with Strahd
The Dog & Pony crew is back - all 10 of them! They’re prepared to be just reckless enough as they finally take the Big Bad up on his invitation to dine at Castle Ravenloft.
377: Live, Laugh, Lava
In this season finale, Eglath’s Angels almost saved the world from a very decentralized cult.
376: Salamanders from the South!
Flamin’ hot salamanders and suggestive art.
375: Lava Hurts
When you have no thoughts or plans and are surrounded by lava and incompetence, how much worse could it get?
374: Everybody out of the Cloud
We camped on a butt because we didn’t watch the floor.
373: Totally Capacitated
Regdar is killin’ it. Goth Shara has ghost whales.
372: Cinna and Bon
Kat’chka plays peek-a-boo. Zotasha threatens to turn this Phantom Caravan around.
371: Minotaur Sandwich
A lot of people running, with Minotaurs on the move.
370: Affirmations and Elevators
Please note: Total Party Kill is now a philosophy and life-coaching podcast. We hope you enjoy this change in direction.
369: A Bad Use of Carlos
Eglaths’ Angels (Carlos, Kat’chka, Omlol, Regdar, Shara, and Zotasha) are back for another season, and they start it off by beatboxing on a disc!
368: Tomb of Horrors, Part 2
SHOCKTOBER has come around again! Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and Thald are back to see what horrors await within the tomb. They do actually make it inside this year! But how far in? And how s...
367: Rats Are Not Heroes
The Kobolds and heroes engage in final battle! Someone is hanging from a thing! Is it right for the Kobolds to take revenge for the murder of so many of their kin? Look, it’s right in the name ...
366: Short Sword, Long Dagger
Our Kobolds are running out of rats, but they’re not running out of traps! Can they kill all the “heroes” who have invaded their lair? They can sure try! Continuing “Revenge of the Kobold...
365: Sorry Your Wolf Died
The traps are sprung! Many innocent Kobolds die. But can our party of Kobolds defeat the murderous “adventurers” who have invaded their lair? Continuing “Revenge of the Kobolds” by David ...
364: We're Kobolds, Not Geniuses
This time, the tables are turned! In this four-episode adventure, our players are Kobolds who are fighting back against a group of adventurers who are invading their home. But as any Kobold knows...
363: Dragonforge Goes Shopping
Remember how the Dragonforge players always kept referring back to that members-only special from 2017 where they went shopping at Snick and Snak Adventure Outfitters? To celebrate the end of the...
362: Total Poultry Kill
We finally did it, everyone! We completed the entire Dragonforge & Associates Undermountain campaign. But did every character live to tell the tale?
361: Like Father, Like Son
You say you like books? Name five.
360: Kiss Me, I'm Urmbrusk
It’s about time we got here.
359: Dais ex Machina
The Olestran zone is, as you might expect, in the back.
358: Charm the Chicken
This dungeon’s gonna be sweet.
357: Bad News for Bears
Dragonforge is back, and so are his associates! Will they ever find Rutherford Urmbrusk? We’ll find out in this, the final season of Dragonforge & Associates. First, they have to make their way...
356: Bed Bag & Beyond
It’s the season finale for the Dog and Pony show! Will the gang figure out what the heck is happening in Vallaki? Will All Be Well? Listen to find out!
355: Contraband Vampires
Are we herding them? Or Hurting them?
354: Elavor's Roommates
These are the world’s worst Jack-in-the-boxes. Jacks-in-the-box? Whatever, they suck!
353: A Cup of Coffin
Nothing like a little constructive arson!
352: All Is Not Well
This is the opposite of a festival.
351: A Woman of Murder
In Barovia you either have a tragic past or a tragic now.
350: Party in a Closet
Dead people deserve our help too.
349: Do Not Speak to Me about Chimichangas
Always do what the baby dragon wants.
348: There's a Revenant for Everyone
One horse-step forward, two horse-steps back…
347: A Lighthouse for Dragons
Let’s see what’s in the wine closet!
346: Corpse Box
Arrigal is very batly hurt by some Central Barovian bats.
345: Curiosity Killed the Crucible
Special delivery! Whatever could be in this “box”?
344: Murder, She Spun
It’s time to dance with some spiders!
343: A Starter Castle
Over the ruins and through the walls to meet some big spiders, we go!
342: Scarecrow Carnies
The Dog & Pony show is back with a new season of Barovian adventures! In this first episode, we ask the age old question: Who let the goats out?
341: Goodbye Plunging Torrents!
In this season finale, these knuckleheads with carved foreheads (and the two without them) leave the Plunging Torrents and try to decide which evil cult to tackle next (season).
340: Three Mimics in a Trenchcoat
Spiteful adventurers attack babies. Bitey, wormy babies.
339: Four Halflings in a Robe
Baby Chuul doot doot dootdoot dootdoot Baby Chuul doot doot dootdoot dootdoot
338: Everybody Hurts
Doin’ the wave with a floppy Halfling.
337: Soul Proprietorship
Lots of water, few hootenannies, and a wet Halfling.
336: Shaggy Kank Story
Out of the octopus’s garden and into the ghast room.
335: Follow That Carlos!
Zotasha tells fancy lies, and everyone tries not to burst Carlos’s bubble.
334: We've Been Everywhere--and Done Very Little
While infiltrating a multi-level cult, Carlos rides a water ride and incites a very slow-speed chase.
333: Grells, Grells, Grells
This whole episode is a quest for rest.
332: Step Three Prophet
Don’t pick the door with a bunch of dead corpses behind it. Traps are bad. Let sleeping sarcophagi lie.
331: Frosted Demon
You know those D&D sessions where at the end everyone turns to one player and says “What the hell, dude?!” Yeah, this is one of those.
330: Regdar's Demons
Two dudes, a crab, a pizza place, and a ziggurat. But this crab is not answering his emails.
329: Invisible Flying Ooze
Without a doubt, the greatest distraction we’ve ever used.
328: We're Specter Inspectors!
Is this a ghost I see before me?
327: He Stole My Hat!
Who’s watching Shara? Nobody’s watching Shara.
326: Gargoyles Gonna Gargoyle
Pushy gargoyles and mind bullets!
325: New Plan, Kill Everyone
Welcome to the Umber Hulk Speakeasy.
324: Lich, Please!
Do NOT open that door.
323: I Open the Door
Shara opens doors. And closes them.
322: It Was Like This When We Got Here
Eglath’s Angels are back! Remember the bloody sands of Athas? When we last left Carlos, Katchka, Omlol, Shara, Regdar, and Zotasha, they had just discovered the devastation evil cultists wrough...
321: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 3
Sometimes shows throw around phrases like “thrilling conclusion” just to drum up listeners. Here at TPK, when we say it, we mean it. Not only do we discover who’s the murderer on the Eberro...
320: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 2
As the Eberron Express speeds toward its destination, the passengers dig up more dirt on each other, find more clues, and make more terrible train puns.
319: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 1
On a train to Fairhaven, Egan Bakker is murdered with his own newly created gun! Whodunnit? An assorted group of fellow travellers must figure out which one of them pulled the trigger and why. A ...
318: Gloom, Part 3
Our time in Whitesparrow concludes with a final confrontation with the legendary assassin Gloom inside a spooky temple! Will it end in violence, or will diplomacy prevail?
317: Gloom, Part 2
A young man has been murdered! Four adventurers might be suspects! It’s time to call in Gwyndielle the Cleric, a veteran of our very first Whitesparrow adventure, to solve the case and close up...
316: Tomb of Horrors, Part 1
Happy SHOCKTOBER, everyone! To celebrate the spooky season we bring you a new, extra-long, high-level campaign. Some familiar faces (and one new one!) attempt that classic, deadly adventure, Tomb...
315: Gloom, Part 1
A new group of adventurers are brought together by a shockingly violent act that strikes at the heart of Whitesparrow! Why are assassins threatening Lord Whitesparrow’s family and servants? How...
314: The Cult of Dusk, Part 3
Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon discover just how easy it is to join a cult! This crew is going to wrap up the adventure one way or another. But will it be by defeating the cult ...
313: The Cult of Dusk, Part 2
What will Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon find in the mysterious, guarded tower? Will it be worth it? Listen to find out!
312: The Cult of Dusk, Part 1
The Cult of what now? Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon aren’t quite sure, but they’re gonna try to find out. New crew, new mission, new cult!
311: The Queen of Red Water, Part 4
After a break, some of our adventurers return to the Red Water dam to try an alternate path to defeat the Queen and her goblins and restore water to Whitesparrow! But what is the fate of Samson J...
310: The Queen of Red Water, Part 3
Is it the final confrontation with the Queen of the Red Water Cult? Who is that prisoner in the corner? Is he friend or foe? For answers to questions such as these, listen to this episode.
309: The Queen of Red Water, Part 2
Our motley crew of (mostly) inexperienced adventurers continues their search for the source of the mysterious Queen of Red Water by murdering some goblins and impersonating other ones. Once again...
308: The Queen of Red Water, Part 1
Everyone’s favorite nightmare monster K’ronng returns for adventure with a whole new cast of characters. Can two High Elves, a Dwarf, and an Aasimar join with everyone’s favorite Bugbear ro...
307: The Flesh Eaters, Part 2
Will beloved new NPC friend Bh’izz live to start a warlock school for his son? Or will Samson Jothem, K’ulkat, Etheline Karena Kenyatta, K’ronng, and Gwyndielle allow him to die horribly? F...
306: The Flesh Eaters, Part 1
A new party (with some returning characters) boldly strides toward adventure. And dumplings! And kaghhfeezzzz! Samson Jothem, K’ulkat, Etheline Karena Kenyatta, K’ronng, and Gwyndielle trek t...
305: The Wild Sheep Chase
It’s another extra-long episode with an entire adventure for your listening pleasure. On their way back from The Crashed Palace, Ch’omasa, Li, Quewaris, Ried Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Thamia m...
304: The Crashed Palace
An entire adventure in one extra-long episode? That’s what you get when you have a super-competent party that includes Thamia, Quewaris, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, Ch’omasa, and Li!
303: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 3
Can Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem, and an overpowered panda construct defeat the undead ancestors of Lord Marlin Whitesparrow? O...
302: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 2
Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem, and a possibly overpowered panda construct continue their tour of Lord Whitesparrow’s basement....
301: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 1
A new combination of champions steps into a gladiatorial ring. What will Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem get if they win? Gold? Di...
300: Rosethorn, Part 4
It’s a battle in a giant tree with fire, goblins, bugbears, acrobatic archers, and… say, have you ever seen a Goliath do a slam dunk?
299: Rosethorn, Part 3
This episode has dead goblins, fake goblins, fake reunions with real live goblins, and a sinister puppetmaster at the heart of it all. “Rosethorn” continues with explosive action and surprisi...
298: Rosethorn, Part 2
Are two monks better than one? With Li and Diendo trying to figure out what a mysterious elf has to do with the recent spate of wagon heists in Whitesparrow, we may find out! Joined by Quewaris, ...
297: Rosethorn, Part 1
What happens when a few adventurers get in the way of a heist? Find out in “Rosethorn!” Adventurers Quewaris, O’Lee, Li, Thamia, L’nel and Diendo discover that bear traps can be as danger...
296: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 3
Getting back into the light is good, but our party—Samson Jothem, Thamia, Li, K’ulkat, and Quewaris—hasn’t gotten to the bottom of the problems in the local mine. Who is turning miners in...
295: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 2
Two bards, an artificer, a monk, and a fighter are lowered into a mine in a basket. They meet a monster and then hide behind a basket! Will they survive, flee to the surface, or get melted into s...
294: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 1
Samson Jothem, Thamia, Li, K’ulkat, and Quewaris—wait, who let two bards into this adventure?—venture outside of Whitesparrow to a mining town that’s being vexed by strange attacks, both ...
293: The Dwarven Vault, Part 2
K’ronng, K’ulkat, Ch’omasa, Samson Jothem, and Diendo Fatrabbit have pursued the wild animal attacks back to their source—an ill-fated expedition into an ancient Dwarven treasure trove! T...
292: The Dwarven Vault, Part 1
Dire Wolves roam the streets of Whitesparrow! Adventurers K’ronng, K’ulkat, Ch’omasa, Samson Jothem, and Diendo Fatrabbit are enjoying a nice day at the pub, but it’s all ruined by a spec...
291: The Night Blade, Part 3
Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li have uncovered the home of the bandits known as the Night Blades. Can they infiltrate the organization and figure out its secrets? They seem like th...
290: The Night Blade, Part 2
Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li have dispatched some bandits, but so many questions remain! Has the Night Lord truly returned? Or is someone marketing their banditry with his name?...
289: The Night Blade, Part 1
A new season of adventures! A group of bandits bearing an infamous name threatens the town of Whitesparrow. Can five strangers—Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li—help out the loca...
288: Silence Has Fallen
The battle with Baba Lysaga reaches its thrilling conclusion — along with this season of Total Party Kill.
287: Oh No! Bad Vibes!
Imra unplugs a house. Pony goes home. Bruldish steps up.
286: Dancing with Corpses
A house walks into a burning ring of fire.
285: The Worst Piñata Party
Elavor talks to snakes. It’s grosser than it sounds.
284: The Last Temptation of Goats
Elavor talks to goats. Crucible and Imra talk to a ghost.
283: Maybe She's Friendly
Scarecrows, a green light, and some goats.
282: Scarecrow Dance-off
Elavor gets a wine bottle and a new hat!
281: Were There Ever Chads in Barovia?
How do you talk to an angel? It is like trying to catch a falling star? It might be more like singing.
280: How Steep Is this Hill?
Irena takes a swim. Elavor asks a mysterious character to dance.
279: A Vampire Onion
Finally! Krezk!
278: Blight Maple Syrup
The gang fights another evil tree, an… Aspen Assassin Balsa wood baddie Coniferous Cad Dogwood devil Evergreen evildoer Fearsome Fir Gruesome grove Hemlock horror Ignoble Ironwood Jungle jackal...
277: The Wicker Strahd
The gang fights an evil tree. Or rather, a Wicker Strahd.
276: Strahd von Zarovich: Dreamboat
A Wunderhorse vs four heese on a hill!
275: The Hill I'm About to Die On
The gang finds a really, really, really big hill. Another party member gets a blood-related magic item.
274: The Last Wine in All of Barovia
The fight against the blights and druids continues, and Elavor gets a bleeding stick.
273: Dungeon Buddies!
The Dog & Pony crew meets some jerkface druids and their blighted pets.
272: I Used to Like Nature
The Dog & Pony gang go on a winery tour!
271: A Really Aggressive Salad
Elavor learns why he should trust the birds, and the gang heads off in search of wine.
270: Mummy Corps of Engineers
Silver-forging montage!
269: Horse Law
Did you say elevator? Or Elavor?
268: Moon Jerks
Lina has a dance-off with a door.
267: Wolfageddon
So. Many. Wolves.
266: A Face Is a Map of a Person
It’s finally time to leave Vallaki! But first, a touching(?) family reunion.
265: Skeletal Cats
The Dog & Pony Show returns, and it’s still Shocktober! What’s spookier than Barovia? A spooky, cluttered attic in Barovia. Spookier than that? A spooky, cluttered attic populated by skeletal...
264: My Favorite Flavor is 'Combination'
Our second run through “A Night in Seyvoth Manor” comes to an end. What’s in the flesh book? What surprise do the Mystery Wagon gang have in store for the vampiric dealmaster, Malthus Seyvo...
263: I Wish For Fewer Bones
A fleshy tome and a magic circle suggest a deal with a demon could be near. And pizza rolls might not be far behind. But if you’ve already made a deal with a vampire, does a demon deal define d...
262: The Pizza Rolls Argument
When we last left the Scüpy Gang, they were entering the lair of villanous Count Mathus Seyvoth, who might be a vampire or maybe an umpire. 11 months later, it’s time to throw open the doors a...
261: Giant Bird and Associates
Will Dragonforge and all his associates make it out of Undermountain alive? Or will they die in bat-tle? Find out in this thrilling season finale!
260: Lift a Frozen Dwarf
Dungeon, check. Dragon, check. That means we’re done, right? What do you mean, “elevator shaft full of bats”?
259: Señor Wences, No!
Dragonforge and Associates fulfil their contractural duty to encounter a dragon in a dungeon. Finally.
258: This Room Is Gross
The mage hand is key.
257: The One Who Poinged
Welcome to The Chamber of Blood!
256: Silent but Deadly
N F T C W L H Z I J K R V Q M B W T F
255: The Log Is Nature's Abacus
Flessa plays with rubies. Riswynn plays with water.
254: Quiverbottom and Associates
It’s the final countdown! For Pieter. And maybe others!
253: In the Jaws of the Champion
This remake of that Sarah McLachlan song went to some dark places.
252: Turtle Party Kill
A new room. A new fight. A new…log?
251: Rubble Rubble
Dragonforge & Associates are back! They’re still playing 4th edition. They’re still in/under Undermountain. They’re still mid-battle. They’re still looking for a couple of rubies. And the...
250: Ask the Dungeon Masters!
To celebrate our 250th episode, we take a break from playing and ask Scott, Dan, and Tony to answer listener questions!
249: Very Special Holiday Episode
The Dog & Pony gang ends the season with a festival full of rain, a room full of dolls, an attic full of junk, and a door full of lightning!
248: Backgammon in the Wine Gazebo
Never split the party! Unless you’re going to do some chores and take a furtive walk around town.
247: Minotaur Maul
A shopping trip, afternoon tea, and a polite murder request. Happily, no flesh bag. Sadly, no book club.
246: The Bag Holder
What’s in the bag?!?
245: #hagfact
This episode is kind of like “Hansel and Gretel,” except there’s a bag made of human skin.
244: Spooky Money
Three witches and a windmill.
243: Follow Me To Great Deals!
Viral marketing, Barovia style.
242: Non-Fatal Arm Wrestling
These windows could use a little more garlic.
241: Rictavio!
Our adventurers are off to scenic Valaki, and in the bar of the Bluewater Inn they meet some Very Interesting People.
240: An Octopus Holding a Bag
Everyone loves a good boat trip.
239: A Most Interesting Bone Ghost
We’re on the road to Valaki. Don’t go inside the windmill.
238: Little Joys in Big Barovia
Pick a card, any card.
237: Sad, Unfortunate, and On Fire
Which are worse, wolves or capybaras?
236: Better Dead than Undead
What’s the right protocol for burying a vampire?
235: Non-Union Ghosts
In Barovia, it’s traditional to have a pool party for the dead.
234: Big Trouble In Little Barovia
It’s implied that you swapped urine. That’s what friendship means.
233: Let's Bury the Burgermeister
The Dog and Pony Show returns! With the same dog… but a new pony. And new players! And a new DM! Please enjoy this trip to a tavern in Little Borovia, and watch Tony die a little bit inside in ...
232: Seize Him!
In this episode, our adventure comes to its end. A while ago, the Adventurers’ Pyramid installed Calcryx the white dragon as the ruler of the Sunless Citadel, with Meepo as its right-hand kobol...
231: Food Pyramid
It’s good to learn things. Where does the Hobgoblin fit in the hierarchy of D&D monsters? If you’re killed by an arrow, does the second arrow really do damage? And how much blood can spill ou...
230: Surprised By a Shadow
Our adventurers have begun their trek back to the surface! But they’ve left so much destruction in their wake… and now they may have to pay the price. (Also, Furian’s curiosity gets the bet...
229: Leveling Up
The boss battle concludes! The frog is dead! The tree lies in ruins! But not everyone will make it out alive! Who will survive? Those who remain will get an exciting trip to… Level 3!
228: An Adequately Sized Frog
This is it! The beginning of the end! Our party enters battle with the evil druid, his monstrous tree, his two plant-zombie thralls, his twig blight army, and most importantly, his giant purple f...
227: Hey, Where's Your Frog?
Hobgoblins and twig blights and frogs, oh my!
226: I'm Goblin Here!
Yes, the underground gardens of the Sunless Citadel are a beauty to behold, especially if you’re a fungi enthusiast researching for the Great Bugbear Bake-Off. But these ancient statues from a ...
225: Posh Bugbear
Our group’s meeting with Balsag Rogruk Bugbear is not going well. But have no fear, a park bench and an underground garden party are just around the corner.
224: The Couch of the Garden
Does a pile of skeletons make a park bench? How fast is a rat at both moving and dying? Why should you never disturb a fire snake’s hole? Our adventurers learn the answers to all of these quest...
223: You've Killed a Tree!
The Adventurers’ Pyramid, having killed many goblins, now faces the wrath of Durn, their Hobgoblin boss. Can diplomacy save the day? Can Meepo? Can anything?
222: Look At My Beautiful Cone
Furian opens a door.
221: Send in Meepo!
You’ve seen the dungeons, but what about the dragons? Our first-level adventurers get what they asked for in this episode, as they encounter Karylax, the ice dragon wormling. Will he welcome ba...
220: Every Death Is a Data Point
Tragedy at the archery range! Can anyone save Meepo? Will an assortment of goblins pay the ultimate price? And what’s through that next door? (Hint: Probably more goblins.)
219: Murder Sesame Street
With all the rats finally dispatched, it’s time to switch all our attention to Goblins! Will the Adventurers’ Pyramid be charming enough to talk their way past another collection of Goblin gu...
218: This Fountain Counts Rats
Who wants to kill a Rat Queen? It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to leap into the fray and become the meat in a rat sandwich. Is Max up for the job?
217: Reading is Fundamental
It’s time for the podcast that asks the question, “Why are there rats?” In this episode, Max discovers a fountain with a creepy inscription. Also our team meets—and kills—a whole lot of...
216: Trust Me, I've Got a Plan
Max and Nox concoct a plan to fool a bunch of goblins. A surprisingly tall goblin guard makes an appearance. Many deception rolls are attempted. Can nonviolence really work, or is it all a folly?...
215: Combat is for Feelings
How many rats does it take to get to the center of a Sunless Citadel? Our adventurers find out, and then learn some important lessons about the dynamics of Kobold culture.
214: Hit the Rat!
Our new adventurers are about to face their first combat situation, as a group of giant rats attack the party. Who will survive unscathed and who will be bathed in their own blood?
213: The Best Adventures Start With Lies
Our adventurers visit a mansion to receive an assignment, participate in a team-building exercise, and climb down a rope into a subterranean gulf of darkness.
212: Oakhurst & Beyond
We begin a new TPK season with an almost entirely new collection of players! In the small town of Oakhurst, many adventurers are gathering. Is there trouble on the horizon? Probably! Does the tow...
211: Drugs are Good
The end of Shocktober 2019 is in sight, but rather than taking on the evil Lord Seyvoth directly, our adventurers have chosen to mop up a bunch of side quests, with the help of speed, steroids, a...
210: The Ghost in the Gazebo
At long last Scüp and the gang have reached the top floor of Seyvoth Manor! But there are some puzzles to solve and sheet music to obtain before this adventure can reach its conclusion…
209: Cool Ranch Blood
So many creepy mansion rooms for the Mystery Wagon gang to explore, so little time! How will they keep Fluffy and Henry from drinking from a blood fountain? What’s the message that a ghost in a...
208: A Light Tinge of Evil
As Shocktober 2019 continues, Scüp and the gang continue fleeing a necrotic vortex, and then explore Seyvoth Manor’s equally spooky attic! Will this adventure continue to teach our players tha...
207: That's Not Billy
We return to our spooky second run-through of A Night in Seyvoth Manor, with a somewhat familiar, but legally distinct, set of characters. It’s time to venture up to the second floor of the hou...
206: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop
Enda the Rogue has been found at last! But there’s a task Dragonforge & Associates must perform before they can return to the hunt for Rutherford Urmbrusk. What could go wrong?
205: A Closet Full of Corpses
This battle is the pits! No, really, there are two pits. Our adventurers use acrobatics, hypnosis, and arrows to attempt to subdue far-off enemies.
204: Take Cover Behind Your Wizard
Dragonforge and Associates are reunited, and it feels so good. Also, it turns out putting your wizard in front of the party is not a smart move. We are starting a new TPK campaign and will be pla...
203: Our Cleric Has the Bloodlust
What’s the difference between a real alligator and a fake chicken? It’s an important lesson, but not as important as remembering not to touch the mushrooms.
202: Snakes in a Turtleneck
Ask not for whom the scythe swings—it swings for thee. There’s also an unpleasant amount of vomit, and an even more unpleasant amount of snakes!
201: Awkward Alligator
Statue mimics! Alligators! Spiderwebs! What could go wrong?
200: Sewer Vide
Crocodiles. Why’d it have to be crocodiles.
199: Ooze on First?
Robot scorpion or not? How could a scummy pool be dangerous? Why are statues so terrifying? Very few of these questions are answered!
198: I Think Your Elf is Broken
The other half of Dragonforge and Associates slowly unburies itself, meets two strangers, and then has some fairly typical sewer problems.
197: Pitfall Situation
Rocks fell! Everyone maybe didn’t die! But who is left alive and awake from Dragonforge and Associates? Also, why does that lizard person look so familiar?
196: Grifters Are Like Zombies
This room is really big. Our adventurers continue to battle rogues and scoundrels and possibly there might also be some lizard people around? There’s a lot going on. And stay tuned for the exci...
195: You'll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal
This episode covers all facets of the underworld of Undermountain—scoundrels, kneebreakers, and grifters. Our adventurers try to rescue an urchin! And what would a Dragonforge adventure be with...
194: A Dwarf with a Hangover
Have you heard the good news about lycanthropy? Our adventurers visit with their new friends in the werewolf cult, who are very interested in signing up some new recruits. Also, our party gets it...
193: How Not to Be Seen
Which is better, diplomacy or intimidation? This episode might reveal the answer! And then we flip the map and spend a lot of time pondering the Z axis as our adventurers climb down a giant statu...
192: High Fantasy in the Low Sewers
Proving that Tony thinks that no D&D adventure is complete without a trip to the sewers, our adventurers once again trudge through the sewers. Will Pieter fall in the sludge again? Will Olestran ...
191: Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language
Watch out Undermountain, because the best team of adventurers-slash-sandwich shop promoters is back on the case! Dragonforge and Associates are still on their quest to find Rutherford Umbrusk, an...
190: Tepanyaki Vampire
This mini-season of Eglath’s Angels concludes with a deadly vampire battle, a powerful wizard, and a talking hammer.
189: A Hug in the Darkness
Johnny Nine is alive! Our friends and their newfound Golem navigate turnstiles, boiling mud, and darkness. What’s in the darkness, and why does it want to hug Eglath’s Angels… to death?
188: Golem Storage Area
Three dummies smash orbs in a locked room. Three bored adventurers wait in a hallway. Then there’s a riddle involving a flesh golem.
187: Too Many Orbs
Our mini-season of Eglath’s Angels continues with a series of curious decisions. Flesh golems? No thank you! Creepy room full of suspended colored orbs? Yes please! And why do a dumb thing once...
186: Not Much of a Mountain
Eglath’s Angels return! Your original crew of TPK knuckleheads is back, but they’re not on Athas anymore. In this special mini-season, they’ve been swept onto a different plane, where they...
185: I'm a Herder, Not a Fighter
In the thrilling conclusion to Dungeon Crawl Classics, the world’s foremost experts in elevators try to unlock the secrets of a strange new weapon and fight an ant man. Will they discover the t...
184: The Warning Birds
Our first generation of characters is dwindling! Which villagers will step up to the task, and how many caveman bodies will they have to step over to join our party? Doors will be opened! Lizards...
183: Snake Preview
Meet Chuck the Dwarf! He’s a flintknapper extraordinaire who’s going to help lead the party through more underground tubes than they’ve ever seen before. Plus, you won’t believe what kind...
182: A Million Nerds Skanking
An entire cave-dwelling village is mobilized to find the cause of mysterious smoke coming from the local mountain! Tony Sindelar DMs a new crew of characters as they journey from Hither to Yon. I...
181: Dragon vs. Octopus
This is it, people! The season finale finds our adventurers up against a terrifying black dragon after literally no preparation or strategic planning. Will they survive to reunite the dog with th...
180: Tenser's Floating Dog
The Dog and Pony team finally investigate the forge, then traverse a chain ladder into the depths of the caves. Ladders and bridges take a long time to figure out. After all that trouble, they’...
179: I Don't Trust This Table
Now that Spurious knows how his go-to spell actually works, he puts it to serious, fatal use. Then the team goes on a wild Duergar chase that leads to a bathroom, a closet, and a secret tunnel. T...
178: What Do You Smell Besides Corpses?
Our intrepid (or maybe just tepid) adventurers continue to explore the old Dwarven ruins. How many adventurers does it take to read a scroll? The answer is too many.
177: The Room Really Ties the Rug Together
In the life of every party there comes a time to make a gruesome decision about how to defeat one’s foes. Though not every party can notice a rug and a suit of armor, but fail to notice an enti...
176: Wight Privilege
What happens when you ignore a warning sign? A really long, scary battle! But if you live through it, you just might finally get a long rest. And maybe meet a ggg-ghost!
175: All Orc Poetry is Slam Poetry
The Dog and Pony gang investigate the forge, and learn some important lessons: Do not trust furniture, but do trust literal warning signs.
174: Rope Me Once, Shame on Me...
Bruldish fights with her cousins, and we see a whole new side of Elavor. But will the adventurers ever find the forge?
173: Hell Bent for Orc Leather
How many adventurers does it take to find a secret door? The answer is too many.
172: Stalag-fight!
How many tentacles does a Roper have? The answer is too many.
171: Mr. Roper
When is a flopping fish not just a flopping fish? When it’s attached to something that’s trying to eat you.
170: The Secret of the Ooze
Will our adventurers finally get a long rest? How big is this cave system anyway? What can you do with two magic hands? Do skeletons have belongings? This episode brings you the answers to questi...
169: Bop, Don't Boop!
In this episode, our adventurers meet more stinky cave-dwellers, learn the difference between bopping and booping, and one of them swings their weapon at an empty square for some reason. Listen a...
168: Tunnel Pragmatism
Successful cave exploration requires management skills, rope, and a truly epic weaponized hootenany
167: Sprinklebard!
Elavor talks to a bear.
166: We Deserve This
Psst, hey, buddy, ya wanna buy a feather?
165: Don't Eat Strange Bees!
Come for the orcs, stay for the bee-themed acrobatics.
164: This Party Is Complicated
Deeper into the mountain we go! Remember all those warnings about orcs? They’re proven to be true! Also we learn where orcs sleep. (It’s beds. They sleep in beds.)
163: Dog and Pony Show
It’s time to leave town and set out on an adventure! Having given up on their missing compatriot (for now), the party takes a chance on canine companionship and comes up with its official name ...
162: Our Monk Is Missing
They touched an orb! They barely survived Death House! (See Episode 105 through 112.) Now Imra and the people she saved are back, in a new adventure. Once again DM stands for Dan Moren, as Dan le...
161: The Cultists Aren't That Flammable
Trader Vi, Tyla, Jeff, and Sizzle Drop continue their quest to apologize to a cult. Will our heroes be thwarted by trick statues, a fire pit, and a Wario lookalike? How many cultists are still al...
160: Official Mayoral Business
There’s a new DM in town! For two weeks, join Monty Ashley as he brings a group of travelers on an adventure to save a small town from the Cult of the Iron Scimitar.
159: A Dog, a Priest, and a Brain Surgeon
Shocktober 2018 concludes in the cells beneath Seyvoth Manor! Will our adventurers find either of the missing children they’ve been searching for, or is it werewolves all the way down? Are book...
158: Ichor Cole Slaw
Into the basement of Seyvoth Manor! What manner of horrible things can be found in the underbuildings of a haunted mansion? How do you feel about tentacles—wait, don’t answer that. How about ...
157: AirDND
Continuing a trip through a spooky haunted mansion, our adventurers check out some plants and then, against their better judgment and the advice of others, leave the vestibule and descend into th...
156: Send Me an Angel to Kill
There’s a library in Seyvoth Manor, once packed with books entertaining and informative. Now it lies in ruins, but a few magical books remain, with treasures and terrors in equal measure for th...
155: I'm a Bard!
It’s time for Shocktober 2018! We’re back in Seyvoth Manor, but not the one you may have heard before! It’s a new edition of D&D, a newly built version of the story, and most importantly, a...
154: Yan-C-Bin Expecting Me?
The third season of Eglath’s Angels comes to a conclusion! The fate of the Howling Hatred cult is revealed! Omlol takes a journey entirely unlike any we’ve seen before! Many members of the pa...
153: Regdar's Unregulated School of Magic
A room full of mushrooms (again?) teaches our adventurers a valuable lesson about… something? It’s finally time to meet the leaders of the windy cult. And despite Regdar’s best advice to re...
152: My Mom Raised Me Not to Lie to a Bird
Kenku are jerks. Our new friend is very wise for an undercover cultist. Our adventurers need to decide if they’re an ambulance service or not. (They’re not.)
151: Hello from the Tragic Cavern
Presta is dead and her companions are all pretty horribly wounded, except for Carlos, who seems perfectly fine. Can this group of adventurers find their way out of these confounded caverns before...
150: That's My Clampy Hand!
The Iron King, at last! But will our plucky adventurers survive their battle with a giant rabbit with an even more giant mechanical claw? Either way, Gamma World ends now in this mega-sized final...
149: Unreliable Jetpack
Things are dire. Bobobob Joe is helplessly trapped in a laser grid and trying to remember his last words. E-84 is desperately trying to use its science skills to save the day. Can Carlos the gian...
148: Roll Dump Truck
A dangerous hallway. More robot security systems. There’s only one solution, and it’s Bobobob Joe putting his favorite toy at risk. This could be deadly for everyone if E-84 doesn’t execute...
147: File a Radar
So we knew that there would be robots. The whole idea was to find and stop the source of the robots. But there are so many robots! And only one of them is looking for a lab coat. Fortunately, E-8...
146: Robot or Not?
This area is currently off limits, under orders of The Iron King. Visitor tours are on Tuesday. Please return then. Thank you for visiting Stupendico. Have a stupendous day! Get back to work, Car...
145: Dump Zone
Deeper into the tunnels go our adventurers, where they come into contact with some feisty robots and… do I smell bacon? Oh no, it’s more Roadhogs! They better hope they don’t get too close ...
144: Robotic Neutral
Machines vanquished and tables saved, it’s time to explore deeper into the realm of the Iron King, where there’s some tingly moss and nasty flying things.
143: Death and Dying in Gamma World
As the quest for the Iron King continues, our adventurers face a roomful of angry badgers and one sinister buzzing machine. With their bodies in the kill zone and their backs against the only Ike...
142: Daiquiri Whacker
It’s time to assault the tower from which the Iron King is sending his destructive robots. Can a zombie pig work as well as a fake ID? How horrifying is a bat-lion with laser beam eyes? Why are...
141: Zom-bacon
Our adventure team stands on unsteady ground and battles some unpleasant badgers. Well, that’s not fair. Only one of them is unpleasant. Also, there’s a biker pig who has a really weird day.
140: Bob to the Third Degree
Out of the post-apocalyptic wastes comes a brand-new band of adventurers — and a stream of mysterious, destructive robots, threatening the town of Town. Professor Rat sends a new team of intere...
139: For Presta!
Battered and bloodied, our adventurers really want to be anywhere but where they are. How did we get in this mess, anyway? And is there any chance any of them can get out of it?
138: Oh Man, My Mouth Tastes Like Goodberry!
When you’re at the bottom of a bottomless pit and you’ve got no hit points left, who you gonna call? Mr. Goodberry! And he… actually may not be any help. Good luck!
137: Artisanal Gore
In which our adventurers break stuff and fall in a bottomless pit.
136: Ha Ha! You're In a Cult!
Big wheel keep on turning, Carlos keep on running. We’re flute inspectors.
135: Turn Left at the Shallow Graves
Heroic rescues, a murder hallway, and the big wheels keep on turning. You know, it’s just another day in Athas.
134: The Best Diplomacy Ever
More Bugbears, more magic, more problems. Our adventurers make a few dozen tactical errors. But Carlos just wants to give diplomacy some time to work.
133: Got Kank Milk?
In this episode Carlos wanders off once again, and once again nobody stops him. The healing properties of Kank Milk and its marketing opportunities are explored. Also, Heeeeeeere’s a Bugbear!
132: Famed Flautists
Our adventurers abandon the Feathergale Spire and find an underground location in which they can continue to spread lies about who they are and what they’re inspecting.
131: Not All Manticores
In this one there’s an awful lot of skulking around the Feathergale spire. Plus, who doesn’t love a hunt?
130: An Auspicious Day
Our party makes its way to Feathergale Spire, where it turns out that it is the anniversary of the founding of the Feathergale Knights. Time for a big party! With appetizers! And probably trouble...
129: Tattered Gray Cloak
The Feathergale Spire is a tempting building on the horizon. A dead body in a ravine intrigues Carlos. You know, the usual.
128: Freedom!
Our adventurers haven’t been run out of town before, but this time it finally happens. Then they go on to Freedom, a town founded by slaves, and investigate the desert wastes in search of more ...
127: To the Sinkhole!
We’re quarry inspectors, actually. (This episode is not endorsed by the Kled Chamber of Commerce.)
126: The Mul Who Cried 'Boy'
It’s time to investigate the place where Carlos (who styles himself a hero) saved that kid, and then we’ll take a journey to the Cave of Floating Rocks to learn about the history of mining ac...
125: He's Dead, J'ym
In the wake of Carlos opening a door that should have remained closed, the Bringers of Woe have come to bring the pain to our adventurers. Not everyone with a name will make it out alive!
124: Rat Sandwich
The adventurers investigate the underground complex beneath Kled, turning up a magic rock and a serious vermin infestation problem. Also, Carlos carefully studies a closed door and nobody notices...
123: A Taste of Kled
In this exciting return to the world of Dark Sun and Eglath’s Angels, pottery is purchased and giant sinkholes are investigated.
122: Batsbatsbatsbatsbatsbats
Shocktober comes to a spooky finale, at long last! Will our adventurers survive? What will be the fate of the two children they were tasked to save? Will Henry meet the fate of a Frankenstein (mo...
121: United States v. Dracula
The final battle begins! Our adventurers take on vampire lord Malthus Seyvoth and his undead accomplices as our Shocktober adventure reaches its climax! Who will escape alive?
120: Orbs McQuarrie
The journey through the creepy (and deadly) hall of mirrors comes to an end! But who will be left alive to solve the final math problem?
119: The Mirror Has Two Faces
Deeper into the hall of mirrors! Our Shocktober adventurers grapple with some of their most terrifying foes yet: geometry and the possibility that they’ll need to solve a math problem. Plus ene...
118: Please Roll Clockwork Bird
For our third (and final!) spooky year, we return to Seyvoth Manor, where a crew of adventurers is desperately trying to survive a spooky house and rescue two children who have been kidnapped fro...
117: Netflix and Kill
Omlol learns an important lesson about asking doors and chests if they are mimics… the hard way! Then our adventurers return to Kled to have interesting conversations with uninteresting townspe...
116: We're Hotel Inspectors
After a little more time annoying people in Kled, our adventurers head to the famed Trickle Rock Cave, where there is a little bit of trickling and a little bit of danger!
115: Party in the Front, Stables in the Back
Our party invades the city of Kled, splits the party, starts a hootenanny, makes new friends, and does what they do best—which is apparently lying unnecessarily?
114: A Chip Off the Old Rock
We were in the desert Everybody had matching tattoos Somebody rolled into our flock And we all saw a rock It wasn’t a rock It was a rock monster Rock monster
113: Intimidate the Wind
In a bit of trouble with wind and templars, the adventurers of Eglath’s Angels take on a new mission to get themselves out of the city of Tyr for a little while. Turns out they’re just as bad...
112: This Is Turning Into a Death House
A final battle with greenery, and then our adventurers will try to escape from the Death House at last! But will the house truly live up to its diabolical name?
111: Fake Cult News
Death House continues barreling toward its inevitable end! Will all our adventurers make it out alive?
110: Not My Centipedes, Not My Circus
From a hugging wall come creepy, hulking ghoulish creatures ready to kill (or hug?) our adventurers! And then later there may be a crypt with a whole lot of bugs.
109: The Legendary Hugging Wall
Death House resumes, and our adventurers must explore strange passageways, discovering deceptive items and even more deceptive walls!
108: Tugging on the Orb
So there’s this orb, and it’s pretty shiny. Maybe we should touch it?
107: Paladins Crying Uncontrollably
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grick. Also, Ghouls are not nice.
106: A Little Dust-Up
The journey into Death House goes a little deeper, with creepy closets, creepy magical foes, and more creepy children!
105: All Children Are Creepy
A new adventure begins! Led by Dungeon Master Dan Moren, our adventurers wake from a night by a campfire to discover a deserted town, a couple of creepy kids, and a suspiciously creepy mansion.
104: We Wreck Everything We See
At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’ previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’...
103: Cowering Behind a Wizard
Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!
102: All Hands on Deck!
What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…
101: Please Avenge My Death
Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl… er, crawls toward its climax!
100: Ask the Dungeon Masters
In this special 100th edition, we take a break from the regular D&D playing to quiz all of our Dungeon Masters on questions supplied by Total Party Kill listeners.
99: That's Why You Should Floss
Team Wraith takes the fight to Dragonforge and Associates.
98: The Corpse Is Dead!
Dragonforge and Associates continue their winning ways and learn what “undead” means.
97: How Deep Is My Dagger?
Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!
96: What's Left of Pieter Dragonforge
So… a Gelatinous Cube, eh? Ate Pieter Dragonforge and Flessa, you say? Did anyone survive?
95: Faraday Cube
You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.
94: Team Spider
The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room ...
93: Very Briefly Poisoned
Dragonforge and Associates return! To battle giant spiders! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!
92: Science and Other Sciences
Shocktober concludes for this year with a whole lot of magic books and an appeal to the Angel of Justice that doesn’t go as planned.
91: Brain Genie
Our Shocktober adventure does the Monster Mash with an adventure in a spooky laboratory with a cabinet full of brains, a storage room that’s got more than meets the eye, and a secret attic alta...
90: Toxic Vomit
Shocktober continues! Our adventurers grapple with a giant shambling monster made up of the body parts of various animals. Many things are regurgitated! Gruther is slammed! Arrows are let fly! Pr...
89: If You Build It, Bats Will Come
Shocktober returns, and we return to Seyvoth Manor to continue our spooky crawl through a haunted house. Bats! Ghosts! Frankenstein’s Monsters! Shambling horrors! Who knows what spooky things w...
88: That's So Bahamut
Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.
87: Every Combat Begins with Kay
Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’ Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with… a mysterious corp...
86: Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds
Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits...
85: This Really Ties the Room Together
Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)
84: Ding Dongs and Doolallys
The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.
83: Can We Crash at Your God's Place?
Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of arm...
82: The Door Softened Them Up For Us
Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappe...
81: Ghouls' Night!
After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.
80: Between Two Sarcophagi
Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.
79: It's Never Too Late for Pew When You're in the Sewer
The sewer battle with the Tin Dog gang rages on, but for how long? And when it’s complete, what happens then? Also, nobody tell Pieter Dragonforge how bad his backpack smells.
78: Crossbow Friends!
There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge & Associates, that’s just what has happened.
77: A Rather Substantial Tab
The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to en...
76: Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels?
Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge & Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just aroun...
75: Axe Punch His Face
Our adventurers reach the summit of the Ziggurat and have their final confrontation with the Defiler and a threat that could destroy all of Athas.
74: Unguarded Crack
A fierce Mul gladiator (not Carlos) protects the interior of the ziggurat as our separated heroes struggle to reunite and defeat their enemies.
73: Two Muls, a Defiler, and a Beetle Place
Eglath’s Angels conclude their encounter at the city gates and then journey deep into the city to explore a threatening ziggurat.
72: Magical Selfie Stick
Our adventurers approach the gates and statues that mark the entry point to the long-dead city of Kaldinay. But a funny thing happened on the way to the Ziggurat…
71: Strumming His Piccolo
Freshly out of their pit, our heroes regroup and journey back out into the desert to find the source of the shaquat beetles at Fort Melidor. Also, we learn what a group of cacti is called, and di...
70: Ways to Not Be a Beetle
The elemental magic-users seem to have what they want—Regdar’s crown—so you’d think the fight would be over. But our adventurers don’t know how to take “no” for an answer! There’s...
69: Epic Hat Destiny
The underground battle for Regdar’s crown has begun! And before it’s over, things are going to get tough for our adventurers.
68: Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing?
The battle with Carlos’s nemesis Morningstar is just the beginning of this adventure. There are accountants to terrorize and templars to badger! Will TPK turn into a courtroom drama? Anything...
67: Is This Your Card?
Combat combat combat! The battle with the spooky, speedy psionicist continues, and Carlos meets an old colleague and isn’t remotely happy to see him. Plus Regdar runs out of spells and Omlol he...
66: Descriptions & Doors
Our adventurers return after a long absence (for them, not you) and after remembering where they are, they spend a whole lot of time listening at silent doors and sneaking down hallways, while pr...
65: In That Trunk Is Some Funk
We return to the world of Eglath’s Angels, as our adventurers continue to clear out rooms full of sleepy guards before attempting an assault on the source of the mind-control beetles.
64: Have You Seen Billy?
Our Shocktober special concludes with more battles with plants, a speed run through the mansion as time is about to expire, some books, a chest, a Legend of Zelda reference, and more spoooooky gh...
63: Root of the Problem
Our Shocktober special continues with two of the most terrifying things you’ll ever find in a haunted mansion: books and plants.
62: Jam Cabinet
In part two of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, our adventurers attempt to get out of the cellar and into the mansion proper. What spooky spectres await them?
61: Knee Deep in Bat Guano
In part one of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, DM’s Dan and Tony take a new crew of five adventurers on a trip to a spoooooky mansion. (They may not make it past the front door.)
60: Bedroom Farce
Bedrooms, sleepy guards in loincloths, and a whole lot of confusion. Just another day at the office for our adventurers? Not hardly! Today’s the day they meet Chad.
59: The Murder Chute
Our adventurers are still in the midst of their midnight raid into the unaffiliated pottery outpost that they suspect to be the center of the operation that’s distributing mind-control beetles ...
58: Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost
The adventurers return under cover of night to infiltrate the pottery outpost and uncover, at last, the source of the horrible beetle infestation! But do they want to try to kill guards who are j...
57: Full House
The adventurers return to Tyr and go to a pub, which is exactly what you’d expect. But this pub has a Mul with some very important info that he’d like to provide—if something terrible doesn...
56: Professional Monkey Paw Operator
In the aftermath of a horrible loss, our party struggles to stay alive against an onslaught of webbed and unwebbed Tembo. Is there any hope? Perhaps the slightest ruby glint…
55: Too Many Tembo
With the caravan and the village of Red Obelisk behind them, and Scale back out of her protective bubble, our adventurers set off back to Tyr. Surely they wouldn’t have the bad luck to run into...
54: Beetles in Jars
Our adventurers continue their near-naked escape from beetles and cages and defilers and other nasty things in the desert. Also, a certain bedroom containing someone’s purple pants might make a...
53: 1d8 Beetles
Trapped in a cage, assaulted by horrendous mind-control beetles, what can our adventurers do to save themselves?
52: Dwarven Bards!
Our adventurers try to remember where they left their characters only to find themselves in the clutches of Bezrak and his terrible conspirators from House Shom!
51: That's So Catapult
Our adventurers and their caravan continue their battle with the massive horde of giths. This episode contains: Fighting! Dead guards! Outriders! More fighting! More dead guards! Also: A catapult...
50: Swan Song
Omlol flees from his bar brawl! Will the party arrive in time to save him? Plus taunting from a caravan, bardic inspiration, Presta has bad luck, the catapult gets used (but not used well), and o...
49: Do Giants Stack?
Our adventurers salve their wounds until the caravan reaches a desert settlement. Their suspicions about Bezrak lead them to engage in sleuthing—some of it successful, and the rest of it by Car...
48: Chitin's Gonna Ichor
You may ask yourself, why is this oasis so plentiful? And you may ask yourself, why is this lady so beautiful? And you may tell yourself, this is not a beautiful tent. And you may tell yourself, ...
47: War on Rugs
In the wake of Omlol, Katch’ka, and Regdar getting in trouble for their door-related shenanigans, Carlos, Scale and Presta take on the next round of searching the caravan for creepy beetles. Wa...
46: A Door Killed My Brother
The three interlopers who broke the master’s door are under investigation! Can Carlos, Scale and Presta aid in their defense? The management of the caravan tries to unravel the events of our pr...
45: A Night on the Caravan
Paramount Pictures presents the Three Athas Brothers in their funniest film yet! Or to put it another way, Katch’ka and Omlol and Regdar find a whole bunch of wacky ways to get into trouble whi...
44: A Hat and Some Bugs
Our adventurers meet their new boss and set out with the caravan into the desert. Regdar attempts to show the worth of his MBA. Katch’ka startles his new co-workers with his leaping. And a glin...
43: 0 Days Since Last Death
We return to the strange world of Dark Sun and some of the characters from the first season of Total Party Kill! Fresh off their victory at the Face in the Stone, Carlos, Katch’ka, and Regdar a...
42: Turn the Slug Around
Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain. Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete m...
41: Scorpion Rodeo
Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.
40: There's Always a Lesser Goblin
Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.
39: A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep
Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be soug...
38: International House of Kobolds
Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds t...
37: This Guy's From Grand Rapids!
Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check ...
36: That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town
Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going t...
35: Undermountain Thanksgiving
Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitti...
34: Time is a Flat Rat
Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and so...
33: Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?
Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is revea...
32: One Rat Deep
Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-e...
31: Blinded by Kobold Science
In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We...
30: Bone Throne
Our party confronts spooky floating bones above a spooky throne. Pieter covets a dead man’s hat. Olestran makes a nifty trick shot that nobody else wants him to make. Doors are checked. Sandwic...
29: Don't Trust the Bugbear
What’s behind the door? Our adventurers discover a sleeping guard and a collection of prisoners alive and dead. When Flessa’s not trying to blame it on her rusty dagger, Pieter is consulting ...
28: 2 Legit 2 Hit
Dragonforge and Associates continues its clean-up of the Goblin and Kobold infested room. Flessa gets out her hammer, which leads to a series of jokes you might expect. A prisoner is rescued, and...
27: Rat Burrito
At last, our party meets up with actual, moving foes! Attempts at diplomacy ensue. Pillars are used as convenient forms of cover. And there’s a tiny personal tragedy involving a model train.
26: Wiggle the Something-or-Others
Dragonforge and Associates continue their exploration of the eastern half of a corridor lined with statues. Pieter stands up. Flessa does some acrobatic moves. Riswynn professes her love of books...
25: Death to All Statues
Dragonforge and Associates reach the bottom of the pit in their large basket and discover the horrors beneath. A survivor is interrogated. Bodies are thrown in the basket. A door is detected, its...
24: Garage Band of Heroes
It’s time for a new adventure with new DMs and a new party! When we meet Dragonforge and Associates they are hanging out on some bean bag chairs in Mr. Dragonforge’s basement in a comfortable...
23: Spooky Hat Club
The adventure of the Temple of the Face in the Stone reaches its conclusion! But will our adventurers live to fight another day? Death-saving throws will be failed! Skill checks will be rolled! Y...
22: Who Knows Origami?
Our adventurers take stock, meet a new fungus-covered friend, discover the fate of the Red Cord mercenaries, and make their way back to the entrance to the temple, where they discover there’s o...
21: Warlocks and Door Locks
Our Carlos-caused battle with the mushroom people continues. Nobody will escape unscathed! Doors will open and close. A retreat will be sounded. One member of the group will be revealed as a maca...
20: Do You Know the Mushroom Man?
Our adventurers recover from their horrible wounds inflicted by the silkworm, take a rest, and then find the final room in this temple too intriguing to ignore. It’s all Carlos’s fault—he r...
18: Pick Out a Pretty Headstone
Our adventurers battle against the giant silkworm at the heart of the temple, and their lives are on the line. No, seriously, unless one of them makes exactly the right dice roll at the right tim...
17: The Fightin' Sand Rams
Carlos is at the bottom of the pit, our party is standing in a doorway, and a giant silkworm is about to strike! This isn’t going to go well, isn’t it? In fact, Carlos, you might want to just...
16: Let the Best Mul Win
Our adventurers continue their battle with Nala the Girl-liath and Daroc the Mul, who is even more unpleasant than Carlos. There’s also some exploring, Katchka makes critical rolls for nature a...
15: Wraith Relations
The battle with the scaled guardians, zombies, and wispy wraiths continues amid the dead bodies and braziers. Asteron eats a valuable gem. We debate the pronunciation of gith. Carlos gets caught ...
14: Don't Lick the Serpent
Our adventurers investigate snake chalk art, disturb some funeral urns, and discover that sometimes a room full of dead bodies is just a room full of dead bodies… just not this time.
13: Plaintive Moos
Our adventurers enter a room dominated by powerful winds. (But enough about that burrito Regdar ate back at the tavern.) A creepy whispering fountain and creepier whirling dust devils can’t be ...
12: The Orb Was Obvious
Our dungeon crawl through the desert temple continues. We poke some weird fungus with a stick and then investigate a room containing a very old knight. It’s like that scene in “Indiana Jones ...
11: Blazing Skeletons
Skeletons and salt zombies! Oh my!
10: Danger's My Middle Name
A choice between two different magical fountains, plus some zombies and an angry skeleton.
9: Swimming Lessons
Obelisks with lightning bolts and a surprising encounter with marine life.
8: Torn Between Two Obelisks
The stone temple finally comes into view, but it’s protected by two horrible obelisks that shoot lightning bolts.
7: Enter the Minotaur
A new adventurer joins the party, and everyone experiences a terrifying journey through the sandstorm vortex.
6: The Trouble With Eglath
Our adventurers finish their battle at the whirlwind, but at a somewhat horrible price.
5: Sun, Sand, and Tareks
The battle by the sandstorm vortex continues, with Carlos on the move and unpleasant Tareks doing damage to our adventurers.
4: Bone Javelin
Glass spiders and a horrific sandstorm vex our Dark Sun adventurers.
3: Kank Merchant
After waking up in an alley, our adventurers outfit themselves for a trip deep into the desert.
2: We've Been In Worse Situations
Amid a brutal battle in a market area, our brave adventurers try to hide behind a hot dog cart. It works as well as you might expect.
1: Meet the Party
Introducing our party of five adventurers in the desert realm of Athas, as they begin their quest and get in a fight with some nasty dwarves. It doesn’t go well.