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Of all the things to get worked up about in this hellscape — the homelessness crisis, rampant inequality, the soul-crushing reality of America’s broken systems — thousands of people online ...

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I’ll admit it; the beauty arena can be a bit daunting and overcomplicated at times. Contouring and strobing and microneedling? I don’t even know where to start, but washing your face — how ...

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Indoor plants weave nature’s quiet magic into the fabric of our daily lives. And as we tend to them, they, in turn, care for us — in powerful ways. Because they are our personal guardians of ...

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As a phone sex operator, when a regular client stops calling, I often don’t know why. Perhaps he’s gotten a girlfriend, or moved on to another operator, or maxed out his credit card one too m...

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In our society, the expectation to have children is ordained by the system and can be overwhelming, but have you noticed something? Those expectations squarely fall on white women in middle- to u...

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Some people old enough to read this site grew up with Bozo the Clown. His show debuted in Los Angeles in 1959 and spawned a franchise of TV shows with different actors portraying Bozo in 30 diffe...

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Modern weddings are full of traditions that trace back thousands of years, from brides wearing white to the bouquet toss and beyond. While many of these marriage rituals focus on the big day, the...

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Hot flashes. Sleepless nights. Weight gain. Intense crabbiness. You don’t have to struggle through symptoms. Just like booking an Eat-Pray-Love solo trip abroad or visiting a plastic surgeon, b...

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As I watched the presidential debate last week, a wave of dread swept over me and reduced me to a puddle of tears. The reality of our political climate has finally hit home. A convicted felon and...

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He still hasn’t fixed the broken doorknob. You forgot to tell him about the double-date you scheduled (rom-com double feature!), again. Before you know it, you’re having it out about everythi...

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