I’m John, and I want Richard Nixon’s soft, sweaty body pressed
against mine. This blog is 88% a whole bunch of random shit I find
funny and 10% stuff I think is cool, with some video games, music,
television, movies, and architecture thrown in there. I was once
described as “dapper as fuck.” I have a side-blog on which I post
editorials I’ve written over economics, and its url is
the-laugher-curve.